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Originally Posted by r33
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The write up is hilarious, even if it's true - especially the scary bits about how they've branded your name to memory even before you step on board. There's also a lot of fawning and they'd even throw petals along the way for you - OK OK, the last bits are made up.
But, the lobster IS good - I should know, my wife couldn't help herself and shoved 2.5 down her gullet, leaving me to finish the remaining 1/2 she couldn't finish.
Here's a picture of the stewardess making our beds - the yellow "stain" in the lower frame is from the camera's flash, I did NOT wet myself from all the excitement!