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      02-23-2017, 05:25 PM   #47367
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Greek ? Wow William , Alexander the Great ?
I have a beautiful piece of art from Alexander the Great against my wall..

My DNA sample showed no inbreed zero, I have a direct bloodline but it's really strange they said that I should have red hair because 99% of the Eburons ( Ambiorix tribe) had red hair because of the barbarian type..
While I have black hair ?!?! I don't get it ! I guess somewhere in BC a Roman fucker banged with some wifes from Ambiorix!
That's the only explanation why I have black hair and he had red hair, think also on a Roman gang bang while 50% of the Roman legions were homos !
BTW...The Greek Alexander the Great was a homo too ! Normal because they were years away all over the world on the battlefields without pussie. So finally they fucked assholes !

It's no offence my friend , I know only pussies for both of us..
You do realize in the time of Ambiorix, much like Alexander (of whom I'm no relation to), many people of the culture engaged in de-facto of bisexuality. Pretty much a lot of men screwed chicks and dudes, so if one was known to have sex with a dude it wasn't thought of as odd.

Also, chicks love getting a finger or more in the bumbum. They just don't know it til you show it.
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      02-23-2017, 05:45 PM   #47371
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I sent a blood sample in for DNA. It's already been confirmed by both the United States of America as well as ancestry.com, so that's two sources, not gonna pay any more money. My Greek genes came from my moms grandfathers great great grandfather (twice removed), and moved along in a straight line due to inbreeding to keep the family inheritance and the bloodline pure.
Greek ? Wow William , Alexander the Great ?
I have a beautiful piece of art from Alexander the Great against my wall..

My DNA sample showed no inbreed zero, I have a direct bloodline but it's really strange they said that I should have red hair because 99% of the Eburons ( Ambiorix tribe) had red hair because of the barbarian type..
While I have black hair ?!?! I don't get it ! I guess somewhere in BC a Roman fucker banged with some wifes from Ambiorix!
That's the only explanation why I have black hair and he had red hair, think also on a Roman gang bang while 50% of the Roman legions were homos !
BTW...The Greek Alexander the Great was a homo too ! Normal because they were years away all over the world on the battlefields without pussie. So finally they fucked assholes !

It's no offence my friend , I know only pussies for both of us..
You didn't have black hair in the photos you posted of yourself.
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You do realize in the time of Ambiorix, much like Alexander (of whom I'm no relation to), many people of the culture engaged in de-facto of bisexuality. Pretty much a lot of men screwed chicks and dudes, so if one was known to have sex with a dude it wasn't thought of as odd.

Also, chicks love getting a finger or more in the bumbum. They just don't know it til you show it.
Yeah that too .By my nightmares and later proves from my DNA sample I was allover on Google to read and to find out explanations of my nightmares on the battlefield against to Romans (no joke)
So yeah William those dudes fucked pretty everthing with 2 legs .
BC chicks were hot too because most real man were away for years on the battlefield .But I'm sure when the man came back from the battlefield ( the survivors) the sex-orgy was huge by the sex hunger from the Roman sluts !

Do you ever heard from the Roman *Caligula* ? => http://io9.gizmodo.com/the-11-most-d...-di-1479671517
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You didn't have black hair in the photos you posted of yourself.
I'm sorry Biorin .I guess at that moment you was color blind...

I'm curious to hear which hair color you saw on my head ?
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But I'm immature and would get something like "TTLVR" or "BOOSTHLE" or "FNGRBNG" or "HMBWIFYB".
Hahaha! Well, the problem is, I store my car in my parents garage. So I can't go crazy since my mother will walk by it every day.
LOL !!! So what time is your curfew?

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Greek ? Wow William , Alexander the Great ?
I have a beautiful piece of art from Alexander the Great against my wall..

My DNA sample showed no inbreed zero, I have a direct bloodline but it's really strange they said that I should have red hair because 99% of the Eburons ( Ambiorix tribe) had red hair because of the barbarian type..
While I have black hair ?!?! I don't get it ! I guess somewhere in BC a Roman fucker banged with some wifes from Ambiorix!
That's the only explanation why I have black hair and he had red hair, think also on a Roman gang bang while 50% of the Roman legions were homos !
BTW...The Greek Alexander the Great was a homo too ! Normal because they were years away all over the world on the battlefields without pussie. So finally they fucked assholes !

It's no offence my friend , I know only pussies for both of us..
You do realize in the time of Ambiorix, much like Alexander (of whom I'm no relation to), many people of the culture engaged in de-facto of bisexuality. Pretty much a lot of men screwed chicks and dudes, so if one was known to have sex with a dude it wasn't thought of as odd.

Also, chicks love getting a finger or more in the bumbum. They just don't know it til you show it.
This... while I was saving it for a rainy day, it's a safe bet that Ambiorix was a "receiver" or "tight end" for those late nights on the battlefield... You know, keep the morale high with his troops by playing - "hot potato" and all...

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This... while I was saving it for a rainy day, it's a safe bet that Ambiorix was a "receiver" or "tight end" for those late nights on the battlefield... You know, keep the morale high with his troops by playing - "hot potato" and all...

What are you talking about my friend ?
Ambiorix was a chick banger only , just like I am !
What hot potato ? The potatoes really suck here for the moment in Belgium ?
Ask Lups she has the same potatoe problem in Finland ...
You are right about a rainy day , it rains like shit here in Belgium in the last 24 hours , non-stop shit !
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      02-23-2017, 06:41 PM   #47377
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This... while I was saving it for a rainy day, it's a safe bet that Ambiorix was a "receiver" or "tight end" for those late nights on the battlefield... You know, keep the morale high with his troops by playing - "hot potato" and all...

Ive read a lot about Ambioricks and their tasteful desire for bumhole anihilation. Old Belgian literature actually discusses openly about male on male felatio and bisexual related ventures. It truly was a unique tims to be alive.
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Ive read a lot about Ambioricks and their tasteful desire for bumhole anihilation. Old Belgian literature actually discusses openly about male on male felatio and bisexual related ventures. It truly was a unique tims to be alive.
I'm sorry William but that's really BS !
Post link ?
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I'm sorry William but that's really BS !
Post link ?
I dont have link since im on my phone sitting at bar, once i get home from traveling ill find it.
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I'm sorry William but that's really BS !
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I dont have link since im on my phone sitting at bar, once i get home from traveling ill find it.
Brokeback Ambiorix ??
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Brokeback Ambiorix ??
No way !
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You do realize in the time of Ambiorix, much like Alexander (of whom I'm no relation to), many people of the culture engaged in de-facto of bisexuality. Pretty much a lot of men screwed chicks and dudes, so if one was known to have sex with a dude it wasn't thought of as odd.

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I'm sorry William but that's really BS !
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Tsk Tsk Belgie....you need proof? Why do you think Ambiorix was so aptly named? It is even in his name. He played for both teams. That's also why I said he preferred going by Ambi as a nickname. To him though, it was two words - Am Bi.

Now...just as a refresher for me, my memory gets rusty sometimes...you were a direct descendant, alike in every way, and modern day version of....who again?
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Tsk Tsk Belgie....you need proof? Why do you think Ambiorix was so aptly named? It is even in his name. He played for both teams. That's also why I said he preferred going by Ambi as a nickname. To him though, it was two words - Am Bi.

Now...just as a refresher for me, my memory gets rusty sometimes...you were a direct descendant, alike in every way, and modern day version of....who again?
AM-BELGIE!
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Unless you did more than just leave your number laying around at a dealership, i'm thinking it won't go far.

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