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      02-23-2017, 10:21 PM   #47389
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You eat at your BMW dealership? Like with a server, not just free crappy donuts?
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Yea man. BMW of Manhattan has dope sandwiches and sparkling water.
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10-40w sandwich with a side of lithium grease topped with a bit of radial.... yum. Don't forget a glass of sparkling 93 octane.
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Yea man. BMW of Manhattan has dope sandwiches and sparkling water.
They recently opened a new BMW dealership near my house. It's a huge place. You've just convinced me to pay them a visit. Haha
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They recently opened a new BMW dealership near my house. It's a huge place. You've just convinced me to pay them a visit. Haha
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Left my number at BWW cuz server was cute. Let's see if that goes anywhere.
My buddy dated a server he met at bdubs years ago. She was cute and really smart but we later found out that she was an obnoxious drunk. Ended pretty quickly after that. Lol
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Hear, hear!

Heading down to the auto show tomorrow, sans son, been looking forward to this for a while now.
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      02-24-2017, 08:50 AM   #47398
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Left my number at BWW cuz server was cute. Let's see if that goes anywhere.
Haha bold strategy. I did this with a server of ours when we were in Vancouver and put down the number of the only single guy in the group. Didn't go over well.

She had been a fun waitress and was in a good mood, joked about how she was single and needed a boyfriend, etc. Being like 6 beers in I think it'll be funny.

What I failed to account for was the way you pay your bill there. You know the little handheld thing and they go around the table taking cards? Well she was now staring at this stupid number on the receipt as we go through like 8 people. So it wasn't like, "haha surprise remember me", it was "some unknown creep at this table is hitting on me".

Whole demeanor changed, like, she looked visibly upset. Watched her ball it up and throw it in the trash in the kitchen. I felt terrible. Oh well, at least we tipped well.
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      02-24-2017, 09:01 AM   #47399
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Left my number at BWW cuz server was cute. Let's see if that goes anywhere.
Haha bold strategy. I did this with a server of ours when we were in Vancouver and put down the number of the only single guy in the group. Didn't go over well.

She had been a fun waitress and was in a good mood, joked about how she was single and needed a boyfriend, etc. Being like 6 beers in I think it'll be funny.

What I failed to account for was the way you pay your bill there. You know the little handheld thing and they go around the table taking cards? Well she was now staring at this stupid number on the receipt as we go through like 8 people. So it wasn't like, "haha surprise remember me", it was "some unknown creep at this table is hitting on me".

Whole demeanor changed, like, she looked visibly upset. Watched her ball it up and throw it in the trash in the kitchen. I felt terrible. Oh well, at least we tipped well.
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All fun and games till someone leaves their number eh?
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I don't usually pull shit like this, but my buddy was being annoying and she was cute.

Paid the bill. She had trouble pronouncing my name, but tried for a couple of minutes and succeed, to which I congratulated her.

Left tip. Left number. Left the premises, wishing her a good night.

No luck so far. Not expecting anything.

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I don't usually pull shit like this, but my buddy was being annoying and she was cute.

Paid the bill. She had trouble pronouncing my name, but tried for a couple of minutes and succeed, to which I congratulated her.

Left tip. Left number. Left the premises, wishing her a good night.

No luck so far. Not expecting anything.

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maybe u should stop by again and make the move.
when you place the order..ask for side order
when she ask what would u like...say "your digits"
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Unless you did more than just leave your number laying around at a dealership, i'm thinking it won't go far.

I'm guessing that he sheds, given the coat of hair we've all seen. Does that count?
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      02-24-2017, 09:59 AM   #47404
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maybe u should stop by again and make the move.
when you place the order..ask for side order
when she ask what would u like...say "your digits"
Lol. I go there often enough, so chances are I'll have the opportunity to do so.

I've seen a bunch of dudes crash and burn using that line. Was at Taco Bell once grabbing lunch. This girl Gaby worked there, whom I knew and who was quite pretty.

I was waiting for my food when a group of males walked in. Wankstas. Air Jordans. Nike hoodies. Hyundai Genesis. Dropped "fuck" at least twice in every sentence.

You know, quality guys.

Anyways, was waiting for my food and they start ordering. First 4 order no issues. Last one gives her that weird look. Orders his shit.

She asks, "Would you like anything else with your order"?
Dude: "How bout dem digits ma"
*Hands her his credit card or whatever*
She sighs. Swipes card. It declines.
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Lol. I go there often enough, so chances are I'll have the opportunity to do so.

I've seen a bunch of dudes crash and burn using that line. Was at Taco Bell once grabbing lunch. This girl Gaby worked there, whom I knew and who was quite pretty.

I was waiting for my food when a group of males walked in. Wankstas. Air Jordans. Nike hoodies. Hyundai Genesis. Dropped "fuck" at least twice in every sentence.

You know, quality guys.

Anyways, was waiting for my food and they start ordering. First 4 order no issues. Last one gives her that weird look. Orders his shit.

She asks, "Would you like anything else with your order"?
Dude: "How bout dem digits ma"
*Hands her his credit card or whatever*
She sighs. Swipes card. It declines.


probably word "ma" or his attitude.

or instead of digit, use your number or "a date with u"

probably turned off by the group of males, all the shit talking and stupid comments..
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probably word "ma" or his attitude.

or instead of digit, use your number or "a date with u"

probably turned off by the group of males, all the shit talking and stupid comments..
Lol.

Don't know what it is with dudes these days. Might just be me seeing things differently, but it appears to be that they intentionally act like douche bags in the hopes of attracting females. And when they do get some chick, they get whipped into submission.

Never actually have had to ask a girl for her number. Usually, they ask for it and I just provide it. Then again. I don't go after them often either.
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Lol.

Don't know what it is with dudes these days. Might just be me seeing things differently, but it appears to be that they intentionally act like douche bags in the hopes of attracting females. And when they do get some chick, they get whipped into submission.

Never actually have had to ask a girl for her number. Usually, they ask for it and I just provide it. Then again. I don't go after them often either.
hunting is fun....
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