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[Lucky John]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Uh oh..... Do i get an honorary name that is more... soulful?

How does Mr. T sound?

[jtodd_fl]

@Verbiage for some reason, I can now only think of you as Screwface from Seagal's "Marked for Death". The funny thing is, I remember seeing this like a million years ago and thinking, "but I thought Jamaicans were all weed and reggae and said 'mon' and stuff. They're such nice people." And then this!

[swagon]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

@Verbiage for some reason, I can now only think of you as Screwface from Seagal's "Marked for Death". The funny thing is, I remember seeing this like a million years ago and thinking, "but I thought Jamaicans were all weed and reggae and said 'mon' and stuff. They're such nice people." And then this!

MS Paint job on fleek, jtodd_fl

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by swagon

MS Paint job on fleek, jtodd_fl

High praise, indeed. Thank you.

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Uh oh..... Do i get an honorary name that is more... soulful?

You shall be......Daquante'.

Originally Posted by Sidewinderpb

So funny story:
I'm sitting at a red light on my way home tonight. Then I notice a stupo-slammed, beat to shit, piss bucket honda slowly reversing out of the off ramp of i95. The jackass actually drove about 100 yards up an off ramp (wrong way), then proceeded to slowly back out into the middle of a highly dense 4-way intersection. The ability to figure out camber/offset specs does not equate to real world intellect.

And yes, Verbiage , you are an exception .

Ha!

Don't worry, no more ruined BMW's from me. LOL.

Originally Posted by swagon

Abysmal time management skills, I've been suffering from that since HS. I hate myself.

I think it is something most of us suffer from occasionally. Just as long as it doesn't impact your regular life too harshly...right?

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

@Verbiage for some reason, I can now only think of you as Screwface from Seagal's "Marked for Death". The funny thing is, I remember seeing this like a million years ago and thinking, "but I thought Jamaicans were all weed and reggae and said 'mon' and stuff. They're such nice people." And then this!

I haven't seen that in YEARS! LMFAO!!!!


You've won the internet, this round.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

I haven't seen that in YEARS! LMFAO!!!!


You've won the internet, this round.

Did you have a tv growing up in your impoverished "third world" nation? I ask because I care.

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Did you have a tv growing up in your impoverished "third world" nation? I ask because I care.

Well, it didn't have cable like the white kids had.



Wait, blacks would rather have cable and Jordans than food. I take it back, Mr Tonka is definitely blacker than I am, since I had neither of those things growing up.



I couldn't thank my mother enough for steering me away from that hood trash.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Well, it didn't have cable like the white kids had.



Wait, blacks would rather have cable and Jordans than food. I take it back, Mr Tonka is definitely blacker than I am, since I had neither of those things growing up.



I couldn't thank my mother enough for steering me away from that hood trash.

Also, harsh foods can stain da grille.

PS: I meant Baltimore/DC, not Jamaica.

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Well, it didn't have cable like the white kids had.



Wait, blacks would rather have cable and Jordans than food. I take it back, Mr Tonka is definitely blacker than I am, since I had neither of those things growing up.



I couldn't thank my mother enough for steering me away from that hood trash.

Cable...HA!!

There were 3 channels when I grew up. When we got the 4th, it was a revelation. When we moved 'up north' and there was cable it was a revelation!!

Next I will tell you about walking 12 miles to school barefoot, uphill in both directions, and over broken glass if we took the easy way.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

Cable...HA!!

There were 3 channels when I grew up. When we got the 4th, it was a revelation. When we moved 'up north' and there was cable it was a revelation!!

Next I will tell you about walking 12 miles to school barefoot, uphill in both directions, and over broken glass if we took the easy way.

Or trying to see boobies on the analog-scrambled pay channels we were too poor to get. Agh good times. Reminds me of something... This awesome xkcd...
https://xkcd.com/598/

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Well, it didn't have cable like the white kids had.



Wait, blacks would rather have cable and Jordans than food. I take it back, Mr Tonka is definitely blacker than I am, since I had neither of those things growing up.



I couldn't thank my mother enough for steering me away from that hood trash.

No cable for me either. They got it after I moved out.

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Also, harsh foods can stain da grille.

PS: I meant Baltimore/DC, not Jamaica.

Oh.. well I grew up in Silver Spring; Montgomery Co. MD is apparently one of the richest counties in the United States.


But we still lived in the hood of MoCo.

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

No cable for me either. They got it after I moved out.

Really?! How cruel!

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

Cable...HA!!

There were 3 channels when I grew up. When we got the 4th, it was a revelation. When we moved 'up north' and there was cable it was a revelation!!

Next I will tell you about walking 12 miles to school barefoot, uphill in both directions, and over broken glass if we took the easy way.

Now THAT sounds like Jamaica.



You are a leader and an example, dad.

[Aatish]

My dad used to splice into the Comcast line outside my house when I was a kid. Comcast would come to cut it and place a lock and almost immediately my dad and my 5 year old self would be out in the dark with a flashlight, wire strippers, and some other stuff.

Good times.

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Well, it didn't have cable like the white kids had.



Wait, blacks would rather have cable and Jordans than food. I take it back, Mr Tonka is definitely blacker than I am, since I had neither of those things growing up.



I couldn't thank my mother enough for steering me away from that hood trash.

Damn. I'm blacker than you. My first car had chrome wheels, tinted windows, TV screens and a stupid loud stereo system. My hood anthem back then was Mike Jones - Still Tippin. Haha I'm glad I grew up.

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

Damn. I'm blacker than you. My first car had chrome wheels, tinted windows, TV screens and a stupid loud stereo system. My hood anthem back then was Mike Jones - Still Tippin. Haha I'm glad I grew up.

STEEL TEEPUN ON FOH FOH'S.



WRAPPED IN FOH FOH'S.

[RJ_]

My first car was a Saab. How many black points do I lose for that?

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by RJ_

My first car was a Saab. How many black points do I lose for that?

Slightly more than I lose for having a VW Scirocco Mk II.

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

STEEL TEEPUN ON FOH FOH'S.



WRAPPED IN FOH FOH'S.

FOH FOH'S I'M TIPPIN, WOOD GRAIN I'M GRIPPIN

CATCH ME LANE SWITCHIN WITH THE PAINT DRIPPIN

TURN YO NECK AND YO DAME MISSIN

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

Damn. I'm blacker than you. My first car had chrome wheels, tinted windows, TV screens and a stupid loud stereo system. My hood anthem back then was Mike Jones - Still Tippin. Haha I'm glad I grew up.

Did you "almost" carjack anyone?

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Did you "almost" carjack anyone?

No, I'm not that black.