What's that? You wanna chit chat? Welcome to the whore thread!

[Banana Hammock]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Wait... what's phase 2?

Weaponized goats.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Biorin

What if we became goat breeders? Like puppy breeders, but with goats, and we make sure they have a pedigree (show goats?), good genetics (long goatee?), and are well socialized (party goats? Goat clique?). And then... WE PROFIT. Plus lots of baby goat time. Is it humane to feed them bacon?

This is why I would wife you so hard. That plan reeks of excellence and would be extremely profitable. Show goats? Yeah, that's right, you bring this goat to a dog show and it will walk all over those bitches.

Goats love bacon. Who doesn't love bacon? Don't be silly. Strictly a bacon diet. We will also teach them to jump on top of each other and make a goat pyramid. We could blow up the internet and get like 500 million views and profit that way also.

This is a fool proof plan, when do we start? I think my house can hold a maximum of 20 goats uncomfortably.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Biorin

That's only required if underpants are involved.

How could they not be? These are GOATS for goodness sake. How can one have goats and not have underpants part of the plan.

[F87LUV]

Originally Posted by Biorin

What if we became goat breeders? Like puppy breeders, but with goats, and we make sure they have a pedigree (show goats?), good genetics (long goatee?), and are well socialized (party goats? Goat clique?). And then... WE PROFIT. Plus lots of baby goat time. Is it humane to feed them bacon?

Can I have the runt? You won't want him anyway.

[smoosh]

Originally Posted by Biorin

This is my dream. I. Love. Goats.

Goats are great. Of course, there's the stereotype that we fuck them, but it ain't true. Truth be told, I only looked at Rico in sexual manner once, when we were showering together one evening.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Wait... what's phase 2?

Phase 2?!


SHHHHH DUDE, YOURE NOT SUPPOSED TO MENTION PHASE TWO DAMNIT!

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by smoosh

Until Aug 15ish

Comin through to San Diego?

Nope.

Are you wishing you lived there yet?

[Banana Hammock]

Originally Posted by F87LUV

Can I have the runt? You won't want him anyway.

My god imagine how cute a teacup goat would be.

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by shoei

How has he not been hubbied up yet??

ASBSECU E93 - better get in on it while he's still vulnerable / available...

OH - I tried.....

Alas - the BBQ poots drove us apart

[F87LUV]

Originally Posted by bimmette

You still on the west coast? That's a far lunch date.

How much longer you there?

Very true. I'm not that desperate yet.

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by duck fat

My god imagine how cute a teacup goat would be.

OMG

[Axius]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

OH - I tried.....

Alas - the BBQ poots drove us apart

You still have a change bbycakes!

Originally Posted by bimmette

OMG

I just died inside.

[F87LUV]

Originally Posted by duck fat

My god imagine how cute a teacup goat would be.

Yasss

[Aatish]

Originally Posted by F87LUV

*cough* buy it *cough*

Sometimes, though, guys get a little ridiculous when trying to downplay their wealth. Like seriously dood, I don't care about your money. I've had guys borrow POS cars for our first date, only to find out they drive a sports cars. I usually dead them when they play games like that cause ain't nobody got time for that.

Lol, I can help persuade you more if you like.

I'm not that bad lol. I still take them on nice first dates, just not stupid expensive first dates. I'll bring my current daily driver at said time, wear my usual attire, and order my usual stuff. Just don't expect me to drop more than $100.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by F87LUV

Can I have the runt? You won't want him anyway.

Our goats will be of the utmost quality. Superior to any other goat. There will be no runts. Just alpha goats ready to storm the USA like hurricane Katrina.

[bimmette]

Omg I want to put clothes on my goat

[Aatish]

Originally Posted by smoosh

what should I eat for lunch today?

Been struggling with this question since breakfast

Where you at?

[smoosh]

Originally Posted by bimmette

Nope.

Are you wishing you lived there yet?

Meh.

Have to be honest, I prefer living in the heart of DC than San Diego. There's no good comparison between the two because they're completely different, but I'm a competitive person and here there's hardly any competition in anything. Almost makes me feel not worth as much as I feel I am, if that makes sense. DC, things are moving lightening fast, the pace, money, girls, etc. Here, I get bored frequently even when I have things planned.

It's been relaxing as hell living on the beach with 72 degree weather non-stop, going surfing on a Tuesday afternoon, etc., but I'm getting to the point where I'm ready to head back.

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by F87LUV

Can I have the runt? You won't want him anyway.

Axius is right, we won't have runts. We could breed you a pocket goat, however.

[smoosh]

Originally Posted by Aatish

Where you at?

In San Diego

Coronado Island, specifically

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

How could they not be? These are GOATS for goodness sake. How can one have goats and not have underpants part of the plan.

My goats are nudists. Please don't try to restrict them with your white male societal standards of "clothes" and "not shitting everywhere."

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Aatish

Lol, I can help persuade you more if you like.

I'm not that bad lol. I still take them on nice first dates, just not stupid expensive first dates. I'll bring my current daily driver at said time, wear my usual attire, and order my usual stuff. Just don't expect me to drop more than $100.

You're pretty generous, our first dates usually go;

Alright babe, you can have anything on the menu that you want, as long as it's on the value menu and only up to four items.