What's that? You wanna chit chat? Welcome to the whore thread!

[jtodd_fl]

@Mr Tonka

[Axius]

What the hell does a huckleberry taste like? Where can such things be found?

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by RJ_

She knows exactly what she's doing.

I wonder if the goats ever get jealous of the hookers.

I'd like to clarify that that was not intentional... If I were interested in having someone be like "Biorin, ha ha you so naughty *frantic leg humping*" I'd probably be less subtle about it.

I just want to be able to use the word jizz (my phone autocorrected that to "nizzspelled," wow) as it relates to fruit and have people understand me. I JUST WANNA LIVE.

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Biorin

I decided to bake a pie at 12:15am and now I am stuck waiting for it to bake so I can't sleep. I also don't know how to bake, so my filling prematurely ejaculated and there is fruit jizz all over my oven. Interesting.

Did you think those little openings in the top crust on fruit pies were purely aesthetic?

I did, until I had to clean every bit of the oven I was experimenting with. It was bad enough to make me abstain from future pie making attempts. Though I hear if you do make fruit pies and do give them a top vent, you should also put a layer of tinfoil on the tray below the pie to catch the overflow, or slowly ejaculating "fruit jiz".

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Did you think those little openings in the top crust on fruit pies were purely aesthetic?

I did, until I had to clean every bit of the oven I was experimenting with. It was bad enough to make me abstain from future pie making attempts. Though I hear if you do make fruit pies and do give them a top vent, you should also put a layer of tinfoil on the tray below the pie to catch the overflow, or slowly ejaculating "fruit jiz".

I made top vents... Using a chopstick, and in the form of demented smiley faces. I just didn't realize how much juice was going to seep out!

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Did you think those little openings in the top crust on fruit pies were purely aesthetic?

I did, until I had to clean every bit of the oven I was experimenting with. It was bad enough to make me abstain from future pie making attempts. Though I hear if you do make fruit pies and do give them a top vent, you should also put a layer of tinfoil on the tray below the pie to catch the overflow, or slowly ejaculating "fruit jiz".

The key right there... I just use a large cookie sheet though.

[1MOREMOD]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Did you think those little openings in the top crust on fruit pies were purely aesthetic?

I did, until I had to clean every bit of the oven I was experimenting with. It was bad enough to make me abstain from future pie making attempts. Though I hear if you do make fruit pies and do give them a top vent, you should also put a layer of tinfoil on the tray below the pie to catch the overflow, or slowly ejaculating "fruit jiz".

This is 101 level stuff, get with the program biorin.

[RJ_]

Originally Posted by Biorin

I made top vents... Using a chopstick, and in the form of demented smiley faces. I just didn't realize how much juice was going to seep out!

One time when I was committing sacrilege by cooking eggs in the microwave, one of them got an air bubble that burst like a balloon the moment I touched it. I got a burning egg yolk facial and some even hit the ceiling. I feel for your situation, because I understand the surprising power of pent up food jizz.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by RJ_

One time when I was committing sacrilege by cooking eggs in the microwave, one of them got an air bubble that burst like a balloon the moment I touched it. I got a burning egg yolk facial and some even hit the ceiling. I feel for your situation, because I understand the surprising power of pent up food jizz.

You disgust me. Did you have a side of microwaved bacon with that abomination too?

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Axius

You disgust me. Did you have a side of microwaved bacon with that abomination too?

Unreal. This is not good stuff.

Great race this morning! How are you, my man?

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by RJ_

One time when I was committing sacrilege by cooking eggs in the microwave, one of them got an air bubble that burst like a balloon the moment I touched it. I got a burning egg yolk facial and some even hit the ceiling. I feel for your situation, because I understand the surprising power of pent up food jizz.

I'm surprised that happened with your eggs - I thought getting laid would fix the pent-up energy.

Hahahahahaha ok I'm sorry.

[RJ_]

Originally Posted by Biorin

I'm surprised that happened with your eggs - I thought getting laid would fix the pent-up energy.

Hahahahahaha ok I'm sorry.

JTodd just shed a single tear of happiness.

What did the egg say to the pot of boiling water?
- It's gonna take me a little while to get hard, I just got laid by some chick.

Originally Posted by Axius

You disgust me. Did you have a side of microwaved bacon with that abomination too?

Microwaved bacon at least tastes like bacon, not the burnt carcinogen I create when I try making the real stuff!

[Axius]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

Unreal. This is not good stuff.

Great race this morning! How are you, my man?

Some people, dude, some people. Just don't know their stuff very well.


Great race indeed! Not sure what Rosberg's deal was off the line or when he straight up ran Verstappen off the track, could have held position if he didn't pull a dumdum move like that. Was kind of hoping for some rain at the end to add to the excitement.

Doing well, about to gear up and hop on the motorcycle and shoot down to the hanger since I didn't make it there yesterday. Yourself?

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by RJ_

One time when I was committing sacrilege by cooking eggs in the microwave, one of them got an air bubble that burst like a balloon the moment I touched it. I got a burning egg yolk facial and some even hit the ceiling. I feel for your situation, because I understand the surprising power of pent up food jizz.

I can't even. Egg jizz facial... Microwaving eggs... Dude.

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Axius

Some people, dude, some people. Just don't know their stuff very well.


Great race indeed! Not sure what Rosberg's deal was off the line or when he straight up ran Verstappen off the track, could have held position if he didn't pull a dumdum move like that. Was kind of hoping for some rain at the end to add to the excitement.

Doing well, about to gear up and hop on the motorcycle and shoot down to the hanger since I didn't make it there yesterday. Yourself?

He just got wheels spin in the shift to 3rd gear then swamped by the Red Bulls. His race craft is just horrible. RIC and VES drove well and HAM put on a show. Just chilling today. Travel tomorrow.

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

He just got wheels spin in the shift to 3rd gear then swamped by the Red Bulls. His race craft is just horrible. RIC and VES drove well and HAM put on a show. Just chilling today. Travel tomorrow.

Start from Max was outstanding !

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Half the time, the goats are the hookers. Now you know how ASBSECU E93 and Axius met. Even goat hookers need a pimp.

Pimpin' ain't easy....

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by Axius

Well, when I was young I used to walk uphill in snow both ways to work every morning without shoes just to put bread on the table.

I TOLD YOU THAT I DO IT FOR THE GOATS. THAT'S IT. NO OTHER REASON.

I remember the day we met at the goat pimp convention in the summer of spring of '16. The sunset was beautiful that night.

You are my goat soul mate

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

You are my goat soul mate

He *ahem* combleats you?

[jtodd_fl]

@ASBSECU E93 to Axius

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

@ASBSECU E93 to Axius

Your pie baking mastery and Chanel signature quote have me questioning. All that leg humping is just a cover, isn't it.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Biorin

Your pie baking mastery and Chanel signature quote have me questioning. All that leg humping is just a cover, isn't it.

Heh. I plead the fifth. Wait - are you accusing me of being gay or female. The distinction is important to me. It knows whether leaving it ambiguous will leave me open to dick pics. In fact, it may not matter.