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      01-25-2017, 11:28 PM   #45827
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Yes, open a can of whoop ass on him.
But I prefer carton based solutions. I find cans wasteful.

We need an environmentally friendly solution for whoop ass logistics.
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      01-25-2017, 11:46 PM   #45828
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But I prefer carton based solutions. I find cans wasteful.

We need an environmentally friendly solution for whoop ass logistics.
Fine, open a case. But you better not waste any!
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Fine, open a case. But you better not waste any!
You will never hear from him again, mr Tonka. Some say the a case of whoop ass is 15% more whoopy and 7% less wasted ass in it. We can ask mr Mika Ahonen to confirm this after he has recovered from his encounter.

I do hope he will never get injured. I can totally see our cops scratching their heads while poor Lupsie tries to explain to them I'm not in the business of harming LinkedIn users.

"but sir, you realize the post was written to endorse better logistic solutions, not to endorse violence?"

If you don't hear from me for four days, it means I've been sent to serve the maximum penalty. I'll be out in a week (minus weekend)
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      01-26-2017, 03:36 AM   #45830
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Lups, you are soo environment related, if you would ever die (and no one would wish that!), we would wait until you're stiff and then mounting some handles direct on your cold body. That saves some litter and is good for the environment, but the steel screws
That was dark, wasnt it?
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Open a bag of milk on his ass.
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Carter II mood today.

Talk about a throwback. Haven't heard this song in a long time.
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      01-26-2017, 08:55 AM   #45834
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Lups, you are soo environment related, if you would ever die (and no one would wish that!), we would wait until you're stiff and then mounting some handles direct on your cold body. That saves some litter and is good for the environment, but the steel screws
That was dark, wasnt it?
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Open a bag of milk on his ass.
Now this is a truly interesting suggestion. The inherent conflict in the statement is what makes it so interesting.

On one hand, Lups hates bagged milk with a passion and so I could see her doing that because it is in bagged form.

On the other hand, Lups loves milk and this would be wasting milk.

Oh, what to do, what to do.
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      01-26-2017, 09:19 AM   #45837
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Speaking of Canada, I had a short lay over in Vancouver on my way back from my trip. Tried Tim Hortons for the first time. It was wayyyyyy over-hyped.
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Now this is a truly interesting suggestion. The inherent conflict in the statement is what makes it so interesting.

On one hand, Lups hates bagged milk with a passion and so I could see her doing that because it is in bagged form.

On the other hand, Lups loves milk and this would be wasting milk.

Oh, what to do, what to do.
You sick fucks really do that! I kept hoping it was just a rumor started by you to keep away the milk enthusiasts, so I drove there to investigate!

You broke my heart!



Ax knows me too well, his suggestion has caused a lot of pain and conflict in my heart. I'll fire him for the emotional stress.
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      01-26-2017, 09:30 AM   #45839
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Speaking of Canada, I had a short lay over in Vancouver on my way back from my trip. Tried Tim Hortons for the first time. It was wayyyyyy over-hyped.
What did you have?

Their plain toasted bagels with butter are dangerous
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What did you have?

Their plain toasted bagels with butter are dangerous
I had a double double with some Old Fashioned and Honey Timbits.
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What did you have?

Their plain toasted bagels with butter are dangerous
People who order plain bagels should be taken out back and shot.
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People who order plain bagels should be taken out back and shot.
Under normal conditions, I'd probably sodomize myself with a 12-Gauge.

But Tim Hortons is different.
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I had a double double with some Old Fashioned and Honey Timbits.
Their maple donuts are dope.

Coffee was meh, but I have a bias to McDs.
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Their maple donuts are dope.

Coffee was meh, but I have a bias to McDs.
Absolutely agree with you there.

McDonalds coffee is surprisingly good.
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Absolutely agree with you there.

McDonalds coffee is surprisingly good.
Such a smooth blend. And the price is right. Usually a buck in Chicago. Every Monday, it's free. At least at the one by my house.
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I had a double double with some Old Fashioned and Honey Timbits.
Well, I'll give you this - that's a pretty good representative order from a Canadian perspective, so if you didn't like it, you definitely gave it a fair shot.

I don't drink coffee so I can't compare to other places - I'm certain it's not on a Starbucks / Second Cup level, but then really, they aren't even trying to be from a price point either. I view it as a place where I know I can get a reasonably cheap meal, quickly, and one that isn't super unhealthy.
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Such a smooth blend. And the price is right. Usually a buck in Chicago. Every Monday, it's free. At least at the one by my house.
That's not bad at all.
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