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shoei · 02-07-2017, 05:02 AM

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Originally Posted by smoosh

kinda random...

does anyone else get stress acne/sudden breakout of spots on cheeks?? what do you usually do to cure it?

haven't had a single pimple in 3 years, then all of the sudden last week left side of cheek broke out with crazy acne...

I'm thinking it has to do with stress from various exams I'm going through for work, since the breakout started about 2 days prior to the first exam...

diet has been great and consistent for years now, nothing in diet changed, haven't changed anything at all really since the last couple of years except my razor which I replaced the blade on about 3 days after breakout started (with identical blade, just an new one lol)

Congrats on finally hitting puberty...

I wouldn't worry so much about it... Think you answered it best - stress from exams, work, insert joke about women...

Clean your pillow cases often / wash your towels frequently, don't touch it - unless you want to dry it out with toothpaste, and in fact, don't touch your penis and then touch your face... Probably how it started in the first place now that I mention it...

Aatish · 02-07-2017, 06:37 AM

Wash face with tap water multiple times during the day.

Nkc · 02-07-2017, 07:38 AM

Dab a bit of fresh human jizz on it and keep it on for a good hour every morning and before heading to bed. Make sure it's not pre cum. Mid stream is the best shit. Surprisingly, jizz cures a lot of shit. Ask the girls.

smoosh · 02-07-2017, 07:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Nkc

Dab a bit of fresh human jizz on it and keep it on for a good hour every morning and before heading to bed. Make sure it's not pre cum. Mid stream is the best shit. Surprisingly, jizz cures a lot of shit. Ask the girls.

:

there's this Instagram chick who claims drinking cum with her veggie smoothie every morning helps with skin care and other shit...so she has some dude deliver her fresh cum every morning and she pays him...

while cum does contain proteins that may help with skin, there's hundreds of other foods/supplements that provide same, if not better results...

people are fucking stupid

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smoosh · 02-07-2017, 07:44 AM

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Originally Posted by shoei

Quote:

Originally Posted by smoosh

kinda random...

does anyone else get stress acne/sudden breakout of spots on cheeks?? what do you usually do to cure it?

haven't had a single pimple in 3 years, then all of the sudden last week left side of cheek broke out with crazy acne...

I'm thinking it has to do with stress from various exams I'm going through for work, since the breakout started about 2 days prior to the first exam...

diet has been great and consistent for years now, nothing in diet changed, haven't changed anything at all really since the last couple of years except my razor which I replaced the blade on about 3 days after breakout started (with identical blade, just an new one lol)

Congrats on finally hitting puberty...

I wouldn't worry so much about it... Think you answered it best - stress from exams, work, insert joke about women...

Clean your pillow cases often / wash your towels frequently, don't touch it - unless you want to dry it out with toothpaste, and in fact, don't touch your penis and then touch your face... Probably how it started in the first place now that I mention it...

well, who thought that might be the reason why I broke out...past experiences with touching your dick then face and breaking out...??

or perhaps having other, older dudes mushroom you on the cheek with their dusty penises...?? I'm looking at you, ASBSECU E93

Aatish · 02-07-2017, 08:00 AM

What the fuck

ASBSECU E93 · 02-07-2017, 08:12 AM

I can neither confirm nor deny this behavior...

Mr Tonka · 02-07-2017, 08:21 AM

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Originally Posted by smoosh

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nkc

Dab a bit of fresh human jizz on it and keep it on for a good hour every morning and before heading to bed. Make sure it's not pre cum. Mid stream is the best shit. Surprisingly, jizz cures a lot of shit. Ask the girls.

:

there's this Instagram chick who claims drinking cum with her veggie smoothie every morning helps with skin care and other shit...so she has some dude deliver her fresh cum every morning and she pays him...

while cum does contain proteins that may help with skin, there's hundreds of other foods/supplements that provide same, if not better results...

people are fucking stupid

:

And yet some people are smart enough to find a market for their cum.

Mr Tonka · 02-07-2017, 08:23 AM

Lookee what I found. I saw it turning into a parking lot and had a whip a U-turn to go back to check it out. Looks better in person than it does in pictures.

first one I've seen on the road.

Axius · 02-07-2017, 08:30 AM

Whats retail on one of those?

nyalpine90 · 02-07-2017, 08:35 AM

I likes!!!

i live their SUV that should be in market in 2018.

i heard depending on the model ..easy 80k price tag.

Aatish · 02-07-2017, 09:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Axius

Whats retail on one of those?

$72k base. But these first ones are hovering around $82k-$85k

Aatish · 02-07-2017, 09:32 AM

Grey or Blue.

Black hides the curves a bit too much.

The Choosey begger · 02-07-2017, 09:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Lookee what I found. I saw it turning into a parking lot and had a whip a U-turn to go back to check it out. Looks better in person than it does in pictures.

first one I've seen on the road.

Drop dead gorgeous, thanks for sharing.

shockin330i · 02-07-2017, 10:06 AM

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Originally Posted by shoei

A bicycle ?! Come on now, what are you running? Gold plated training wheels on your bike?

In the same vein, try pricing out Marchesini wheels for a motorcycle if you want to play that game...

Now that is sexy...

I want those for my bike

silvergray545 · 02-07-2017, 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by smoosh

:

there's this Instagram chick who claims drinking cum with her veggie smoothie every morning helps with skin care and other shit...so she has some dude deliver her fresh cum every morning and she pays him...

while cum does contain proteins that may help with skin, there's hundreds of other foods/supplements that provide same, if not better results...

people are fucking stupid

:

If it was me, I would stand there and watch her pour it into her blender every morning. I'm not having any surprise kids that way.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Lookee what I found. I saw it turning into a parking lot and had a whip a U-turn to go back to check it out. Looks better in person than it does in pictures.

first one I've seen on the road.

I would definitely drive one of those.

KwlAznKid · 02-07-2017, 10:57 AM

morning everyone

bimmette · 02-07-2017, 11:02 AM

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Originally Posted by KwlAznKid

morning everyone

Well, hello!

bimmette · 02-07-2017, 11:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smoosh

kinda random...

does anyone else get stress acne/sudden breakout of spots on cheeks?? what do you usually do to cure it?

haven't had a single pimple in 3 years, then all of the sudden last week left side of cheek broke out with crazy acne...

I'm thinking it has to do with stress from various exams I'm going through for work, since the breakout started about 2 days prior to the first exam...

diet has been great and consistent for years now, nothing in diet changed, haven't changed anything at all really since the last couple of years except my razor which I replaced the blade on about 3 days after breakout started (with identical blade, just an new one lol)

Did you have a long phone call recently? A dirty cell phone can do that.

Try toothpaste on it at night.

Banana Hammock · 02-07-2017, 12:09 PM

While you're at it, you might wanna clean your phone with some rubbing alcohol or something. Lol.

RJ_ · 02-07-2017, 12:36 PM

Clean sheets and pillowcases
Clean razor or better yet postpone shaving a day or two.
Hot compress the area with a clean washcloth - wet and wring out as it cools, 5-10 minutes.
Let your face air dry or blot dry with a towel. No rubbing.
No touching unless you're doing the above.
Let nature take its course, it's better at this than you are.

Excessive cleaning, drying, harsh cleansers, abrasion, etc only add to the irritation and make it worse in my experience.

shockin330i · 02-07-2017, 01:09 PM

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morning everyone

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