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      03-13-2017, 02:16 PM   #48335
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I wonder what kinda men you attract with the plastic lashes. Lol
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I wonder what kinda men you attract with the plastic lashes. Lol
I wear a mix of both synthetic and human hair lashes. For my daily I use ardell. Cheaper. Only $12
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I think we've covered all the regulars...
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You can see these lashes from far away. Statement lashes
Lashes ARE the first thing i look for in a woman.
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I wear a mix of both synthetic and human hair lashes. For my daily I use ardell. Cheaper. Only $12
How many times can you wear a pair of lashes before you have to toss them?
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And not necessarily in that order. She's smart.
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Of course. Because you are looking directly into their eyes.
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And not necessarily in that order. She's smart.
Of course. The luv is just a ploy for ice cream...and then some.
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How many times can you wear a pair of lashes before you have to toss them?
Depends on the type of glue. The heavier, more expensive lashes require a strong glue and they dont last as long. Maybe 10 wears. The ardell ones that I use, as long I dont get semen on them, I'll wear them 3 weeks before tossing them out.
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Sara made the thread epic again!!
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Of course. The luv is just a ploy for ice cream...and then some.
With a heavy focus on the, "...and then some."
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You're just a dog, MK! People start talking about dirty shit and all of a sudden, a wild MKSixer shows up!
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With a heavy focus on the, "...and then some."
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