What's that? You wanna chit chat? Welcome to the whore thread!

[RJ_]

Originally Posted by F87LUV

You're vile.

You should hear him talk about goats.

[M3 Number 86]

Originally Posted by Axius

People post that shit all over my FB. I'm like, what is this and where are they coming from. Then it turns into why is a 38 year old playing Pokemans. Then I fart and blame it on the dog.

sometimes my dog farts and blames it me....according to his facial expression

[Biorin]

My dog didn't fart much but did have diarrhea on the carpet.

(Axius - does this qualify as a "wisely chosen" post?)

[M3 Number 86]

Originally Posted by Axius

Someone to lick the p...., you know..., there really is no other point!

p.....eanut butter off the spoon? (or off another p)

[shoei]

Originally Posted by M3 Number 86

p.....eanut butter off the spoon? (or off another p)

I remember growing up to keep my friends hyperactive dog occupied, his mother put aglow of peanut butter on the tip of its nose... 30-45 minutes of silence from the dog while it worked to get said peanut butter off...

[M3 Number 86]

Originally Posted by shoei

Real talk right there...

And a lawyer... Have to have at least one lawyer in the group... Preferably Jewish... I dunno why, always seems more legit if they are Jewish...

Jewish lawyer is 100%.

Had a lawyer and got a plea bargain - pretty shitty one but best he could do at the time.

5 years later hired a Jewish lawyer, who just so happened to help the judge of the division of my case become a judge - the judge had to acknowledge this in front of everyone before moving forward that day - and he got all my shit vacated.

Jewish lawyer FTW.

[shoei]

Originally Posted by M3 Number 86

Jewish lawyer is 100%.

Had a lawyer and got a plea bargain - pretty shitty one but best he could do at the time.

5 years later hired a Jewish lawyer, who just so happened to help the judge of the division of my case become a judge - the judge had to acknowledge this in front of everyone before moving forward that day - and he got all my shit vacated.

Jewish lawyer FTW.

Well, you just escalated to the top of the list of future interviews...

Paging bimmette we found someone interesting for you to interview... Let's start with the plea bargain and go from there...

[M3 Number 86]

OUCH!!

https://instagram.com/p/BHupWGOhFYu/

[M3 Number 86]

Originally Posted by shoei

Well, you just escalated to the top of the list of future interviews...

Paging bimmette we found someone interesting for you to interview... Let's start with the plea bargain and go from there...

Need pixelated face and voice altered lol

[shoei]

Originally Posted by M3 Number 86

Need pixelated face and voice altered lol

Like someone in WitSec?!

Boring... Live a little...

[jtodd_fl]

Pretty sure that after all the days foreplay, shoei and smoosh are eventually gonna bang and have gaybabies. Can you do a double wedding with sara and the Boston dude?

[Mike.]

Originally Posted by RJ_

Too many doors

What % tint did you go with?

20% and Im training to be a sporty dad so I need a 4 door

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Good. It is all in the open now. I hope you guys can work it out, but if not, you got it all out and did the best you could. And, as far as this wedding shit, no excuse for a next time. Now she knows she done fucked up.

And the car looks nice. As for tooting your own horn, dude, your a BMW driver from Long Island, if you can't be a douchey braggart, then who?!?

HAHAHA nah im like a humble guy, you can keep all the LI stigmas for the people that come from the city and invade LI in the summer!

And with the girl: yeah Im at peace now, it is what it is, Ive done as much as I can do. Whatever I guess. We will see what happens in the next two weeks.. There is a lot going on, it seems as though she is searching and scrambling to try to come up with something efficient too where we wont hate each other and frustrated because of the circumstances of moving, and other things. Appreciate you checking up!

Originally Posted by nyalpine90

dam bit far out from me

Worth it bruh, lifetime warranty

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

4 is the right amount if e90, or f80

dont h8

Originally Posted by shoei

I laughed out loud and then I remembered I have four doors...

#GOTHEEEEM

[M3 Number 86]

Originally Posted by shoei

Like someone in WitSec?!

Boring... Live a little...

I've lived a lot to catch that case LOL

[Aatish]

My friend just sent me this. More artwork for me wall soon...

[shoei]

Originally Posted by Aatish

My friend just sent me this. More artwork for me wall soon...

Looks like stance happened... Where's verbiage?

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Aatish

My friend just sent me this. More artwork for me wall soon...

Frighteningly close to "softy." Just saying. If I find your car in an alley and I have electrical tape - you're going to regret it.

[Aatish]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Frighteningly close to "softy." Just saying. If I find your car in an alley and I have electrical tape - you're going to regret it.

I should probably stop parking here then...

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by Aatish

I should probably stop parking here then...

My friend..There is something on the driver side mirror-cap .

[Mike.]

someone tell my why i shouldnt get the new dinan tune for my car

[Aatish]

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

My friend..There is something on the driver side mirror-cap .

'Tis the reflection of the sky, my friend

[Aatish]

Originally Posted by Mike.

someone tell my why i shouldnt get the new dinan tune for my car

It's expensive, but that isn't stopping me.

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by Mike.

someone tell my why i shouldnt get the new dinan tune for my car

Because you need only the best and that's BPM .