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      03-17-2017, 09:50 AM   #48907
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Like throwing a hot dog down a hallway my friend
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Like throwing a hot dog down a hallway my friend
I'm more like a black hole after kids, did you do kegels or something?
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I'm more like a black hole after kids, did you do kegels or something?
I dont even know what that is lol
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I'm more like a black hole after kids, did you do kegels or something?
I dont even know what that is lol
Vagina exercises. Haha
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Vagina exercises. Haha
I knew it...
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      03-17-2017, 10:00 AM   #48912
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Vagina exercises. Haha
Shit, my OBGYN stitched me up super tight I'll never forget my one month check up after giving birth, as she's examining my vagina she says, " It doesnt even look like a baby came out of here" PROUD Milf Moment
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I'm more like a black hole after kids, did you do kegels or something?
Don't black holes suck you in? I'm not sure this is what you were going for lol.

Then again, I came pretty close to failing the sciences - I hate them with a passion.
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Like throwing a hot dog down a hallway my friend
Lol....right , But I don't believe you Sara .Years of horse riding made your pussie strong and tight .
I'm sure you can squeeze as well .
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      03-17-2017, 10:02 AM   #48915
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I'm more like a black hole after kids, did you do kegels or something?
Don't black holes suck you in? I'm not sure this is what you were going for lol.

Then again, I came pretty close to failing the sciences - I hate them with a passion.
Black holes are "so massive" that nothing can escape. Grown men, goats, Ford Raptors - much has been known to disappear into the abyss and never be seen again.

(I'm not great at science, but I'm on Wikipedia and I'm trying, ok?)
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      03-17-2017, 10:03 AM   #48916
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Lol....right , But I don't believe you Sara .Years of horse riding made your pussie strong and tight .
I'm sure you can squeeze as well .
OK new subject!
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OK new subject!
Dammit it was really interesting ..
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OK new subject!
Oh he's just getting started. Trust me, nobody wants to plumb the depths of Belgie's depraved mind.
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Depends if you're in Thailand.
Those are not clitori, they are peni. All of them. Especially in Thailand.
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Leaving work in about an hour to head to Detroit. Pretty much just walked around and have been talking to people all morning.
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You sound like a priest my friend !
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      03-17-2017, 10:13 AM   #48922
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OK new subject!
Thank you. I was beginning to feel the vortex of a black hole.
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      03-17-2017, 10:16 AM   #48923
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Thank you. I was beginning to feel the vortex of a black hole.
A black hole ? You mean black chicks ?
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A black hole ? You mean black chicks ?
Pussy is pink no matter what color your skin is
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The asshole too ?
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The asshole too ?
Wouldnt know. I dont watch anal porn. Only pussy porn.
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