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      02-17-2017, 01:00 PM   #47037
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      02-17-2017, 01:02 PM   #47038
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Ordered new brakes with all the fixin's today. Gonna be so fresh.

What color should I paint the calipers?
Rainbow tie-dye. Can you powdercoat glitter?


Red calipers are my favorite.
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      02-17-2017, 01:08 PM   #47039
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Rainbow tie-dye. Can you powdercoat glitter?


Red calipers are my favorite.
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Ordered new brakes with all the fixin's today. Gonna be so fresh.

What color should I paint the calipers?
In specific *Brembo* red..
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      02-17-2017, 01:14 PM   #47041
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Leopard print.
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Rainbow tie-dye. Can you powdercoat glitter?


Red calipers are my favorite.
Glitter leopard print, got it.

They have cheetah print hydro-dipping films, but I don't think those inks will hold up to brake temperatures.
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      02-17-2017, 01:18 PM   #47042
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How's the pretending going? Fooling anyone? It used to be my most favourite game, until I became self employed.

Now it sucks.
It went well!

6k down from the start, I paid 40k taxes and a personal favorite was when my kids made lunch under my supervision and I ended up buying the stock I didn't want (dyslexia) and it went up, unlike the one I was supposed to buy....

It's like I'm Trump, failing all over!

No mail, did I misspell the stupid address?
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      02-17-2017, 01:33 PM   #47043
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Glitter leopard print, got it.

They have cheetah print hydro-dipping films, but I don't think those inks will hold up to brake temperatures.
Yellow
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      02-17-2017, 01:38 PM   #47044
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Company update..

In the last three weeks I screened three dudes for a job as my assistant help .

1- A Portuguese
2- A Tunisian
3- A Russian

From my tests as Author from the education the Russian dude was clearly the winner of the trio !
Today the Russian with the name Jonathan got a contract from 3 months from me to begin with..
The other dudes ain't no good ..

My 2 female blonde and black angel (quality-assistants) After 6 months I gave them a full contract with unlimited time..And today they bought me cherry pie with whipped cream because they love me ..And of course I payed them the coffee .
So today I got whipped cream on my nose
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It went well!

6k down from the start, I paid 40k taxes and a personal favorite was when my kids made lunch under my supervision and I ended up buying the stock I didn't want (dyslexia) and it went up, unlike the one I was supposed to buy....

It's like I'm Trump, failing all over!

No mail, did I misspell the stupid address?
Must have - I copied directly from what you gave me. Admittedly, when I first read it, I was certain I was reading "Hiding behind a dick", which seemed fitting given the male persona online, but on closer look, I realized it was "hiding behind a nick"

Certain it isn't in junk / spam? Or email me at yamahablue@yahoo.com as that's the burner account I never check anymore. See if that works.
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Must have - I copied directly from what you gave me. Admittedly, when I first read it, I was certain I was reading "Hiding behind a dick", which seemed fitting given the male persona online, but on closer look, I realized it was "hiding behind a nick"

Certain it isn't in junk / spam? Or email me at yamahablue@yahoo.com as that's the burner account I never check anymore. See if that works.
Damn, I shouldve gotten that one! Hiding behind a dick would be so much cooler.

I emailed you just now, so see if it went through
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      02-17-2017, 02:03 PM   #47047
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Damn, I shouldve gotten that one! Hiding behind a dick would be so much cooler.

I emailed you just now, so see if it went through
All right, I replied directly to yours (got it), if it doesn't go through, I have no idea, but the issue must be on my end if so.
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      02-17-2017, 02:37 PM   #47048
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My 2 female blonde and black angel (quality-assistants) D
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      02-17-2017, 03:19 PM   #47049
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You are not the only person on this forum with the request...there are 2 more persons on this forum

Honestly I tried my friend ...And several times , and yes I have pics from Wendy (the black haired) and Stella (the blonde) but sadly I don't got the permission to post in public while the pics are stored in this laptop..
I showed them this forum , but nope no result ! They are shy , and I keep always my promise ...
I'm sorry ..
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      02-17-2017, 03:20 PM   #47050
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Well....I survived a flu bug that would have likely killed any lesser man.

Nice try shoei - you'll have to wait a little longer on that inheritance
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      02-17-2017, 03:28 PM   #47051
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Well....I survived a flu bug that would have likely killed any lesser man.

Nice try shoei - you'll have to wait a little longer on that inheritance
Lesser men contract flu bugs. This one apparently bounced off of me as just about my entire staff had it these past two weeks.

Glad you're feeling better, this one seems to be particularly bad. 4-5 day fevers for some of my peeps here.
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Well....I survived a flu bug that would have likely killed any lesser man.

Nice try shoei - you'll have to wait a little longer on that inheritance
Lesser men contract flu bugs. This one apparently bounced off of me as just about my entire staff had it these past two weeks.

Glad you're feeling better, this one seems to be particularly bad. 4-5 day fevers for some of my peeps here.
I lost 16 lbs....shit (pun intended) was rough!!!
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I lost 16 lbs....shit (pun intended) was rough!!!
Yep, that sounds about right. No fun i'm sure.
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Well....I survived a flu bug that would have likely killed any lesser man.

Nice try shoei - you'll have to wait a little longer on that inheritance
Fact of the matter remains that we now have confirmation on where this inheritance is going with your overdue demise...
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Where the fuck is my inheritance? I got stuck in a convertible of death with the old bastard Gotta be worth SOMETHING!
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Where the fuck is my inheritance? I got stuck in a convertible of death with the old bastard Gotta be worth SOMETHING!
Can't forget my boo.....
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Can't forget my boo.....
*crosses fingers*

*hopes it's BB &/OR WAFFLES*

*a'mehn*
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