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      01-06-2017, 02:53 PM   #9021
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Attention please !!! This night it's -12 Celsius over here .I'm not sure that's good for the test , test can freeze ?
I'm actually surprised it is that cold there. Its the same as here (-13C tonight, but with the wind, it will feel like -20C).
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I'm putting my face into my palm now.
You mean Belgian palm beer ?
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Come at me brah
Perfect example: This guy thinks his beached whale is a racecar.

Don't tempt me bruh
I tell people this all the time.....

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I already utilized the double face palm a page earlier. I know that we are both speaking English. I believe he is as well.

But do you think that somehow, whatever we post somehow gets jumbled up the moment it is read off this continent and vice versa which is why things come back so creepy?

I'd almost like to believe that theory. Because the alternative is hard for me to accept as well.
I'm a conspiracy theorist and well..., I still can't wrap my head around any of those posts. THEY LITERALLY DO NOT COMPUTE. AND IM NOT EVEN THAT DUMB. FUCK. WHAT IS LIFE!

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You mean Belgian palm beer ?
No. I mean palm pressed against front of face. I know you can read english, Belgie.
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I tell people this all the time.....

Just because you drive your car fast, this does not mean you drive a fast car
Don't forget the corollary:

Just because you bought a fast car doesn't mean that you can drive a fast car fast!
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I'm actually surprised it is that cold there. Its the same as here (-13C tonight, but with the wind, it will feel like -20C).
I'll put my bullshit aside ...

On a serious note (for the first time today)

Yes my Canadian friend it's cold here in Belgium. Damn cold !
I'm not far from the Belgian Ardennes and that's actually the coldest part of Belgium .
The last 2 mornings I went to work at 4:30 AM with the Mini and the roads were like ice skating revues .
Drove 30km to my work on ice with some downhills...Holy shit ! But I have skills and pull the handbrake when it's needed .
My city said we have enough salt (130,000 KG) for the whole winter , but I didn't saw salt ..(damn suckers)
Lot's of car accidents and people with broken legs and shoulders is the result ..
For tomorrow the weather prediction is even colder with snow .
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I tell people this all the time.....

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And I tell people this all the time...just because you have a fast car, does not mean you can drive it fast.
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I'll put my bullshit aside ...

On a serious note (for the first time today)

Yes my Canadian friend it's cold here in Belgium. Damn cold !
I'm not far from the Belgian Ardennes and that's actually the coldest part of Belgium .
The last 2 mornings I went to work at 4:30 AM with the Mini and the roads were like ice skating revues .
Drove 30km to my work on ice with some downhills...Holy shit ! But I have skills and pull the handbrake when it's needed .
My city said we have enough salt (130,000 KG) for the whole winter , but I didn't saw salt ..(damn suckers)
Lot's of car accidents and people with broken legs and shoulders is the result ..
For tomorrow the weather prediction is even colder with snow .
I guess I just always thought of Belgium being warmer than Canada. I don't find -13 to be overly cold, but I'm not walking around in a t-shirt for sure. Usually a leather jacket is warm enough, but I have a fleece jacket I bust out if I'm taking the dog for a walk for more than 30 min. But I don't enjoy the cold - I think I would like to live in Florida when I retire some 30 odd years from now.
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lol.. enjoy the snow southerners
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No. I mean palm pressed against front of face. I know you can read english, Belgie.
Philippe not Belgie !

Well I'm really disappointed in you William !
And you know why ?
Because I know you're a beer drinker and you don't know the "Belgian Palm beer" ?
Most Belgians call this beer ..*.A little horse * (watch the horse on the sticker)

How can this be ?
*Palm beer*..Made in Belgium....BOOM !
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      01-06-2017, 03:22 PM   #9031
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I guess I just always thought of Belgium being warmer than Canada. I don't find -13 to be overly cold, but I'm not walking around in a t-shirt for sure. Usually a leather jacket is warm enough, but I have a fleece jacket I bust out if I'm taking the dog for a walk for more than 30 min. But I don't enjoy the cold - I think I would like to live in Florida when I retire some 30 odd years from now.
Yeah...I see your situation . No I'm 100% sure Canada is much colder than Belgium.
Saw it on Discovery in Gold Rush and gold divers , love to watch it !
But think Alaska is really cold .

Belgium is more like extremes, cold is really cold and hot is really hot .
6 years ago we had a serious winter in Belgium , I saw temps from - 19C and we had a month of snow it was like 50-70 cm of snow !
Dozers were required to remove the snow from our roads ...driver skills were required !

In WWII I saw from the Belgian history that we had winters of extreme temps.The American army was here in the Belgian Ardennes to liberate us from the Nazis (Hitler) while they were frozen "to death alive" surrounded by the Germans and caught in the Ardennes forests !
Americans digged holes in the forest because the Germans dropped non-stop bombs from the sky , there was no escape while the Belgian winter came with extreme freeze temps!
It was the battle of the Bulge , here you can read the story => https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_the_Bulge

Thank God we had the American and Canadian soldiers (actually true heroes) to help us over here (May their poor souls RIP)
I love to drive through the Belgian Ardennes , and everytime I pull over to visit the American and Canadian cemetery and everytime I cry when I see the countless white crosses on straight lines...
Because I realize what they have done for us !
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      01-06-2017, 04:12 PM   #9033
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These last few pages have been entertaining seeing the reactions and quoted replies. I don't see his posts anymore because of the random T&A that gets posted and 90% of my browsing is at work.
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These last few pages have been entertaining seeing the reactions and quoted replies. I don't see his posts anymore because of the random T&A that gets posted and 90% of my browsing is at work.
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I don't know if that second one is an ass or a vagina or what.
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So confession time - I saw a facebook post today which said the new Elder Scrolls game was announced with details from Bethseda and it would be named Valenwood. I totally got excited and then spent 30 minutes searching the interwebs only to confirm it is just a theory and there are no official announcements.

Frick. I was so pleased at how 2017 was starting too when I read that.
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I don't know if that second one is an ass or a vagina or what.
depeneds if she works out or now..
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So confession time - I saw a facebook post today which said the new Elder Scrolls game was announced with details from Bethseda and it would be named Valenwood. I totally got excited and then spent 30 minutes searching the interwebs only to confirm it is just a theory and there are no official announcements.

Frick. I was so pleased at how 2017 was starting too when I read that.
Theory is better than a hoax!!! Looks like we'll have a few years to go, though. Back to Skyrim. Need at least one replay where I'm not a mage/stealth archer. I just get scared when the draugr come after me
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Theory is better than a hoax!!! Looks like we'll have a few years to go, though. Back to Skyrim. Need at least one replay where I'm not a mage/stealth archer. I just get scared when the draugr come after me
LOL - I hear you. I was all about being a mage first time, maxed the magic but found I was still getting my butt kicked with certain elements.

Then I discovered the bow on my second playthrough and put that up to over 2000 damage and never feared a dragon or draugr again. Got so hooked on the bow that it was difficult to use the pretty wicked swords I was making because it required close quarters and the bow had turned me into a "distance kills are better" player.

I suspect 2019 will be the year. Just a hunch. See if any news comes from E3 in June.

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