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      05-23-2017, 01:11 AM   #1
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      05-23-2017, 03:31 AM   #2
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      05-23-2017, 02:17 PM   #3
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      05-23-2017, 02:24 PM   #4
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What is a J turn?
You know in action movies when the spicy hero main character guy drives really fast backwards, spins the car around and drives away forward? That.
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      05-23-2017, 02:26 PM   #5
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LOL I love how his subwoofer box and wiring just neatly piles up with his back glass shards.
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      05-23-2017, 02:52 PM   #6
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      05-23-2017, 03:05 PM   #7
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      05-23-2017, 03:09 PM   #8
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We will never find a cure for stupid. Just can't be fixed.
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      05-23-2017, 09:46 PM   #9
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At least it landed wheels down
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At least it landed wheels down
So they could drive up onto the flatbed when they hauled to the junkyard.
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      05-23-2017, 10:09 PM   #11
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      05-24-2017, 07:27 AM   #12
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What's that thing rolling away down the driveway and into the road? A Tampon? I think that the twat who was driving might need that.
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      05-24-2017, 09:33 AM   #13
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I only can see one shoe falling out, did he forget one?
that's why he was coming back
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Yes you can. Natural selection.
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      05-24-2017, 01:50 PM   #15
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You know in action movies when the spicy hero main character guy drives really fast backwards, spins the car around and drives away forward? That.
#Bert-revert


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      05-24-2017, 02:15 PM   #16
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I want to hear the conversation with the insurance company.

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      05-24-2017, 02:40 PM   #17
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I want to hear the conversation with the insurance company.

Steve
before or after the insurance watches the video
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      05-24-2017, 02:51 PM   #18
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It's a Rockford as in James Rockford from The Rockford Files. That was his trademark move.


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It's a Rockford as in James Rockford from The Rockford Files. That was his trademark move.
EXACTLY!!! But, even then, watching first-runs, I always heard it referred to as bert-revert.
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      05-24-2017, 03:31 PM   #20
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We will never find a cure for stupid. Just can't be fixed.
Bleach.
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      05-24-2017, 03:33 PM   #21
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      05-24-2017, 04:01 PM   #22
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It would've worked in the frozen north. It looks way too beautiful there to pull any of those stunts Plus you need a front wheel drive to do it best, traction control off.
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