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      05-23-2017, 02:27 PM   #45
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I have spent a lot of my time in the toilet (I puked everything I ate through the 10 months every time) and I can assure you, being pregnant sucks. She is fine weeks away, and if she hasn't complained for 7 months already, count yourself lucky.

Yeah, I totally get how your wife feels like, and wow with the cords. I'll look in to the odds. Keep me posted. I am going to have one too!

My family... I took the dogs, and the boys fishing last weekend. It went so well I will rather eat shit than repeat it. Two dogs, two kids and all Kurds ended up in the lake, some while hooks were in their skin, some of them survived (the lake). We had fun and god sake I love doing shit like that but nothing went right lol.

They are all alive. So success.
Say what?? If I've understood you correctly, you are expecting / adopting? If so, that's amazing, congratulations! What's the due date? Keep me in the loop! You can use the burner account too if you let me know you've sent a message.
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      05-23-2017, 02:46 PM   #48
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Say what?? If I've understood you correctly, you are expecting / adopting? If so, that's amazing, congratulations! What's the due date? Keep me in the loop! You can use the burner account too if you let me know you've sent a message.
Oh god no, not yet. I'm still trying to figure out if I have to milk a neighbor, or will my usual donor put out! I'll be 35 this summer so I have to make a move on this soon.

I do want one hell of a 10 months, I kind of love babies and kids in general.

But yeah, I want an other one.

I'll keep you posted. Or rather you'll know it happened if I never post again. I'm then too busy being green
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      05-23-2017, 02:48 PM   #49
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Somebody needs to take a picture of one of these elephants posing with the dead body of this dirtball hunter, so the elephant can hang it on the wall of his elephant house.
Post of the evening. A total killer all the way.

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We need to hunt the poachers... No joke. Mount an expedition and literally hunt down and fucking kill all the poachers, fuck them right in the ass!
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      05-23-2017, 10:25 PM   #52
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We need to hunt the hunters... No joke. Mount an expedition and literally hunt down and fucking kill all the poachers, fuck them right in the ass!
poachers or hunters, are conflating the two
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poachers or hunters, are conflating the two
whoops.. Fixed
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We need to hunt the poachers... No joke. Mount an expedition and literally hunt down and fucking kill all the poachers, fuck them right in the ass!
This i can get behind.
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      05-24-2017, 10:23 AM   #55
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^ what you did there (or at least want to), I see
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We need to hunt the poachers... No joke. Mount an expedition and literally hunt down and fucking kill all the poachers, fuck them right in the ass!
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This i can get behind.
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^ what you did there (or at least want to), I see
You know, it is funny, I was originally going to say the latter action (bolded) was going to be solely left to BdSM n54iS since there were no other volunteers, but suddenly, a wild Mr Tonka volunteered as tribute for him.

The statement certainly adds some more colour and information to the ongoing anal-ysis of Mr. Tonka and what makes him tick.
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      05-24-2017, 10:32 AM   #57
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anal-ysis of Mr. Tonka and what makes him thick.
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      05-24-2017, 10:45 AM   #58
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You know, it is funny, I was originally going to say the latter action (bolded) was going to be solely left to BdSM n54iS since there were no other volunteers, but suddenly, a wild Mr Tonka volunteered as tribute for him.

The statement certainly adds some more colour and information to the ongoing anal-ysis of Mr. Tonka and what makes him tick.
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People don't seem to understand that legal hunting is the only reason we have wildlife at all. Legal hunting puts a monetary value on the animals, and provides money for their protection.

Legal hunting is also very controlled, if hunters don't cull then somebody has to be paid to do so. Often in Africa the animals selected for a "hunt" are problem animals, or animals that are no longer viable for breeding and are actually dangerous for the population (the endangered rhino from a couple years ago for example). Or they are not endangered, and game management says it is 'ok' to take it out of the population...for a price.

It is also interesting that all the nonsense (like in this thread, and on twitter) that pops up every time a picture surfaces of a dead animal, actually does more harm to the protection of the animals. It reduces the monetary value of the hunt, because people are afraid of the backlash. I listened to an interview of the guy who killed the endangered rhino, he paid $350,000 at auction for the tag, he said it should have gone for much more but didn't because the internet cried for Cecil.

A Documentary on the subject.

Poachers in Africa are Hunted, which is another topic worthy of debate.

It is my understanding that in legal hunts, the meat is given to locals so none of it goes to waste. Unlike poaching where the ivory (or whatever is valuable on the black market) is cut off and the animal is left to rot.

I personally have never hunted, I have no desire to go to Africa, let alone kill one of these magnificent animals, but I would prefer that they do not go extinct.

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A little information for those in the US:
Pittman
RMEF
Ducks

I'm sure the only people who would click one of the above links already knows about the work done by hunters, and everyone else 'knows their truth'
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What a dumbo!

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People don't seem to understand that legal hunting is the only reason we have wildlife at all. Legal hunting puts a monetary value on the animals, and provides money for their protection.

Legal hunting is also very controlled, if hunters don't cull then somebody has to be paid to do so. Often in Africa the animals selected for a "hunt" are problem animals, or animals that are no longer viable for breeding and are actually dangerous for the population (the endangered rhino from a couple years ago for example). Or they are not endangered, and game management says it is 'ok' to take it out of the population...for a price.

It is also interesting that all the nonsense (like in this thread, and on twitter) that pops up every time a picture surfaces of a dead animal, actually does more harm to the protection of the animals. It reduces the monetary value of the hunt, because people are afraid of the backlash. I listened to an interview of the guy who killed the endangered rhino, he paid $350,000 at auction for the tag, he said it should have gone for much more but didn't because the internet cried for Cecil.

A Documentary on the subject.

Poachers in Africa are Hunted, which is another topic worthy of debate.

It is my understanding that in legal hunts, the meat is given to locals so none of it goes to waste. Unlike poaching where the ivory (or whatever is valuable on the black market) is cut off and the animal is left to rot.

I personally have never hunted, I have no desire to go to Africa, let alone kill one of these magnificent animals, but I would prefer that they do not go extinct.

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I'd agree except it's been stated that only about 2% of the money paid to kill one of these animals actually goes towards conservation.
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Yeah, it's bullshit that this type of hunting helps the people there. National geographic did an article on the topic recently.

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Crazy American. Pre 1776 there would have been no disagreement you know. But no, you had to go declare yourselves independent of British rule and apparently decided to throw away all sorts of useful things involving measurements and proper English.
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Crazy American. Pre 1776 there would have been no disagreement you know. But no, you had to go declare yourselves independent of British rule and apparently decided to throw away all sorts of useful things involving measurements and proper English.
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Yeah, it's bullshit that this type of hunting helps the people there. National geographic did an article on the topic recently.
I never said it helped the people, it helps the animals.
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