12-11-2020, 06:55 PM | #1 |
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"Tell us you drive a BMW without telling us you drive a BMW"
Lol I felt like BMW wanted to get trolled with this one but I'll start!
How can I tell you I own a BMW without saying BMW? Have you ever heard of... • Oil pan Gasket • Valve cover Gasket • OIL FILTER HOUSING • Bluetooth connection issues |
12-11-2020, 10:01 PM | #5 | |
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2-3 quarts of oil per 1000 miles is normal! Yes, we know your car has only 15000 miles on it, still fine with our engineers!
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12-12-2020, 06:09 PM | #6 |
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I broke the cock-o-meter when I drove past it ...
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12-13-2020, 07:48 AM | #7 |
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"No, that's normal. The engine always sounds like that when starting up"
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12-13-2020, 09:26 PM | #9 |
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I believe my vehicle doesn't come with turn signal.
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12-13-2020, 09:27 PM | #10 |
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I parked it on the roof top level, at the far corner.
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12-15-2020, 07:19 PM | #13 |
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My service tech said "it's within spec."
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12-16-2020, 08:03 AM | #14 |
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12-16-2020, 11:02 AM | #15 |
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Run Flats!!!!!
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12-16-2020, 11:33 AM | #16 |
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It cost $600 to replace my battery...
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12-20-2020, 10:42 AM | #17 |
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I drive an SAV (not an SUV).
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12-21-2020, 09:38 PM | #20 |
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Is this a new thing ?
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01-07-2021, 12:28 AM | #22 |
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Sim siimaa!!! Who got the keys to my...
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