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      09-20-2017, 12:25 AM   #1
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Exclamation TOMB RAIDER: Alicia Vikander 2018

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      09-20-2017, 06:56 AM   #2
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Nice! About time they rebooted this series. It's been 15 years since Cradle of Life. And Walton Goggins should make a good villian.

I have that same compensator on my HK pistol as she does at the end.
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      09-21-2017, 01:42 AM   #4
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Shes gorgeous, but Laras boobs are deflating since Angelina Jolies' gone, no?
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Shes gorgeous, but Laras boobs are deflating since Angelina Jolies' gone, no?
Haha I wanted to post more or less the same

She is cute etc. But she's not the videogame sexy super rounded feminine silhouette I know. Or Angelina.

Cut the feminism. This is Lara Croft fgs.

LSFW. Something like this
http://img.izismile.com/img/img7/201...rls_640_46.jpg

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      09-21-2017, 01:50 PM   #6
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Her accent gives me a boner.
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Nick Frost!
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Meh. She's alright.
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She is very hot. Doesn't have that "I've done a lot of heroin in the last decade" look that Jolie has. Adding Ed (Nick Frost) to anything automatically makes it worth watching.
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Meh. She's alright.
And if you saw her in real life you'd drive your BMW into a post staring...
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And if you saw her in real life you'd drive your BMW into a post staring...
I dunno. Saw her in a few night talk shows and looked up her pix, doesn't do anything for me. She's cute but I prefer someone who has that sex appeal (at least for celebrities).
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I?ll watch it. But it feels a bit too much like the first xbox one game.

The set pieces look/premise look like they were ripped straight from the game.
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Looks like a little adolescent girl compared to Jolie.

Terrible.

Oh and yay, yet another reboot from out of ideas Hollyweird.
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So dark, so many movies so freaking dark all the time.
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Never was a fan of Jolie really, so didn't watch the previous TR movie. I enjoyed playing TR on the consoles growing up and played the latest couple games on the PC. I'm actually looking forward to this, but yeah, it does look like a lot of it was taken straight from the game.
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Looks like a little adolescent girl compared to Jolie.

Terrible.

Oh and yay, yet another reboot from out of ideas Hollyweird.

I think that's kind of the point, because it is following the reboot of the recent Tomb Raider video games.
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I think that's kind of the point, because it is following the reboot of the recent Tomb Raider video games.
THIS.
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She's cool, but not curvy enough!

I want like cartoon curvy, yes, like the the game.

I would sacrifice face points for the satisfaction.
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Got a little Katie Holmes look going on.
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She's cool, but not curvy enough!

I want like cartoon curvy, yes, like the the game.

I would sacrifice face points for the satisfaction.
Meh. Even the games have strayed away from that look.
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Meh. Even the games have strayed away from that look.
I don't like where we've come as a society.
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Hahahaha!!! Y'all are hilarious!

I admittedly, am and have always been about the "curves" on a woman. That's why when I found this particular curvaceous, sexy, Latina, I married her!

BUT... with regard to this "role" and the selection of Alicia, I get it. The character has to be "fit and athletic" by nature. Realistically, a fine ass, curvy female running and jumping around with her boobs hitting her in the chin, just wouldn't fly. It might entertain to a degree.

Alicia isn't the sexiest nor finest actress by ANY stretch. She does have an appeal to her tho...





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