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Well. It's not an IT nerd with BO. It's some 300 lb dude who smells like a urinal cake. Wtf is that smell? Literal "eau de toilet"?
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Edit: I hope he doesn't have unusually acute eyesight.
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09-23-2016, 03:38 AM | #39541 |
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Everytime I read such stuff Im glad to seat behind the cockpit door
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Gotta do weddings hard, cha mean? Flight 101: Ear buds for music, crown royal shooters, rubber band and paper clips to shoot at people, ( 2 ) black ice little trees for the stinkys. |
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Keep that list for future reference. Flying sucks, so have to be prepared. Smelly Indian made me keep a little tree in the carry on. Shooters because who doesn't like drinking on a plane. Earbuds because fuck children. Hustler because it makes the person next to you really uncomfortable (but you're only reading it for the articles anyways).
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Feeling adventurous? Use your shakeweight under the blanket so you can work out on the plane while reading your favorite magazine. Feeling classy? Change that Hustler to High Society! |
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God, listening to two dudes play one-upsmanship on places they've visited is so fucking boring. Blah blah blah. No
One cares. /rant
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I've seen them stagger on the plane at MSY still clutching the empty Hurricane glass and wearing the same clothes I'm certain they arrived in while dry heaving. Here's what you need: 1. Gallon-sized zip lock bags. Some $h1t may come your way. 2. 2 1 foot nylon zip ties. (Listen, asshole...keep your freaking elbows on your side of the flip up arm rest or I'll lash your wrists together. 3. Lysol minis. (Spray dem fuq'rs down.) 4. Bluetooth speaker. Someone talking too loudly, connect and broadcast. I highly recommend the Beats pill. Their headphones suk but the pill is great! 5. Another Lysol mini. (More stinky's just boarded) 6. Battery powered fan. (Blow the lysol at the stinky's) 7. Baby wipes. If you can think of anything else, please add to the list. Just kidding. I don't need any of this crap because I only fly 1st class. Sorry.
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Also, who the hell would want to fly first class, the best is to sit way in back so when the plane goes down you watch everyone die first. |
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Aside from that, I prefer bigger picture books of aircraft disasters, if you got a neighbor whos biting his finger nails caused by scared-to-fly, well, if them are short enough he would continue the the feet, hehehe^^
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Also..., do people really still buy porno mags? I have two, and the cover of one got mailed to one of my best friends because he likes blondes. |
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Yeah, into Germany you only could by a european version where special delicate parts are hidden. The original version is only sealed available and more expensive...as long as you're not working here into a US facility or military
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