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      07-06-2017, 03:56 PM   #50469
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Meh, i just need a sperm donor. I don't need one in the sara way


I'm not picky, much

I have some issues such as:

I don't think men should be allowed to drive
no men should have to live with bad potatoes
Religions, speak against one, you're speaking against all.
Spending: On what?

I think i have to wait to become a grandma.
Anna I understand you perfectly , and I'm sure I could help you ..
No need to say the Belgian potatoes really suck !

How are yours for the moment ?
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Anna I understand you perfectly , and I'm sure I could help you ..
No need to say the Belgian potatoes really suck !

How are yours for the moment ?
The new ones are geting good!

Lol, the readers here think we are talking about drugs, just because they don't know the joy
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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      07-06-2017, 04:12 PM   #50471
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Thankfully friend let me borrow his spares!
How did you bend the rim - I'm curious.
Huge pothole on the edge of the berms on a certain turn. This was my second at this particular corner and a bunch of my friends have lost wheels there as well lol
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You already have a Miata
How's the M4 btw? Driving still bring a smile to your face, or getting jaded?

At least Lups can live vicariously through you since she no longer has Peter. And you through her perhaps with all this horse talk...seems you both share an eerie fascination for horses and M cars, and each has an experience the other doesn't?
M3! M3!! It's like those luscious hips don't even matter to you. Or are you body shaming, you snowflake?!?

I still love him, so now I just need to find some ponies in my life like Anna has. How are you?

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Thankfully friend let me borrow his spares!
Dude, you jacked that wheel up! When I watched the video, I braced myself for the impact when I saw you go over just a little too far.
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Thankfully friend let me borrow his spares!
Dude, you jacked that wheel up! When I watched the video, I braced myself for the impact when I saw you go over just a little too far.
Funny I was lazy and knew it was going to happen but didn't think it would be this bad lol
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M3! M3!! It's like those luscious hips don't even matter to you. Or are you body shaming, you snowflake?!?

I still love him, so now I just need to find some ponies in my life like Anna has. How are you?



My sincere apologies, I'm actually a founder of the LHM (luscious hips matter) movement and so my error grieves me deeply. Please give them a loving pat from me.

Excellent choice on the video, but I think it is too risqué for Lups to watch. Might stir up deep and dark feelings from her not too distant past.

I'm doing well - sleeping again, so that's nice, but my poor wife is basically awake most of the day and up every two hours at night feeding the new one, so she's feeling it. You must remember those days - where you long for just one night of uninterrupted sleep. How are you doing?
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The new ones are geting good!

Lol, the readers here think we are talking about drugs, just because they don't know the joy
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Wow Anna , that's really good news , I will try ASAP Finnish potatoes .I'll let you know !

Yeah right .They think too much , but our imagination is the joy ...
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Meh, i just need a sperm donor. I don't need one in the sara way
So grab a man of your choice, milk him down to happy end and take his load into your hand...where ever you have to rub it into it afterwards
I think this is the method how Marias' getting pregnant without loosing her verginity to Joseph
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So grab a man of your choice, milk him down to happy end and take his load into your hand...where ever you have to rub it into it afterwards
I think this is the method how Marias' getting pregnant without loosing her verginity to Joseph
I believe in nothing . But is this a Bible story ?
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I believe in nothing . But is this a Bible story ?
I think, this is more the big way of blasphemous rumors
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Yeah...I heard the holy Mary was a bad girl..
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So, Max V. got his long overdued shot out yesterday, this time it hasnt work for him. I think also that 2 rounds more onto the track may served Sebastian to overtake Bottas...but that maybe also includes the risk to let got Hamilton one place more. So in my opinion its fine as filed.
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Thinking about lunch.


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same....have a LOOOONNNGGG afternoon meeting though. Can't eat too much, will be fighting sleep.
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My sincere apologies, I'm actually a founder of the LHM (luscious hips matter) movement and so my error grieves me deeply. Please give them a loving pat from me.

Excellent choice on the video, but I think it is too risqué for Lups to watch. Might stir up deep and dark feelings from her not too distant past.

I'm doing well - sleeping again, so that's nice, but my poor wife is basically awake most of the day and up every two hours at night feeding the new one, so she's feeling it. You must remember those days - where you long for just one night of uninterrupted sleep. How are you doing?
Ahh, the baby days, the greatest. Worth it though, so you can huff that sweet baby scent and get endless "cuddles" from a human that is unable to escape your clutches. Muahaha!

I'm fine, aside from the fact that my tire suicided today and I'm temporarily rollin' in a Jeep Patriot. People voluntarily buy these things!?
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Ahh, the baby days, the greatest. Worth it though, so you can huff that sweet baby scent and get endless "cuddles" from a human that is unable to escape your clutches. Muahaha!

I'm fine, aside from the fact that my tire suicided today and I'm temporarily rollin' in a Jeep Patriot. People voluntarily buy these things!?
Funny story - I have a client who hasn't bought a brand new vehicle (according to her) in about 30 years. She finally bought a brand new vehicle...and chose the Patriot. I suppose taste does not appreciate with age unlike fine wine.

Since I like her money, I compromised with myself by choosing to smile and nod along with her, without vocally expressing agreement. Yes, I know.
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Ahh, the baby days, the greatest. Worth it though, so you can huff that sweet baby scent and get endless "cuddles" from a human that is unable to escape your clutches. Muahaha!

I'm fine, aside from the fact that my tire suicided today and I'm temporarily rollin' in a Jeep Patriot. People voluntarily buy these things!?
Funny story - I have a client who hasn't bought a brand new vehicle (according to her) in about 30 years. She finally bought a brand new vehicle...and chose the Patriot. I suppose taste does not appreciate with age unlike fine wine.

Since I like her money, I compromised with myself by choosing to smile and nod along with her, without vocally expressing agreement. Yes, I know.
She clearly never tried to drive at highway speeds before she bought the car. I was driving home last night and only eventually realized that despite my best efforts to speed, I was doing 55.

Another friend was excited about a recent car purchase as well, and I applauded him for his choice of a BMW. Until I found out it was a 320. That being said, that car is kind of hilariously fun to drive due to sheer lack of power. It's my same strategy with the Patriot. Keep driving as if I'm still in a fun car, and let's see just how much horrendous tire squeal and near death experiences we can have!
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She clearly never tried to drive at highway speeds before she bought the car. I was driving home last night and only eventually realized that despite my best efforts to speed, I was doing 55.

Another friend was excited about a recent car purchase as well, and I applauded him for his choice of a BMW. Until I found out it was a 320. That being said, that car is kind of hilariously fun to drive due to sheer lack of power. It's my same strategy with the Patriot. Keep driving as if I'm still in a fun car, and let's see just how much horrendous tire squeal and near death experiences we can have!
Yeah, a buddy of mine in university had an old 320 (I think), but it was like a 1981 320i, so picture the very square, all metal models (also manual, so I applaud him for that).

Thing was also sort of fun for the same reason. Though one time, after he and his dad had changed the wheels over, they forgot to tighten one of the wheels. He made it a good 300kms I would say on his way back to uni, before he took a corner and the wheel came completely off. Rather unsettling apparently - seeing your wheel rocket away from the car. So we took to calling the car Tripod after that.

The only time I was kinda nervous was coming back with him to the house we were renting after he got a bad test result, he was pretty upset so he was driving at about 9/10ths, and given Tripod's penchant for losing a wheel, having the diff drop out, and other things, I was a little worried about it being able to hold up to 9/10ths driving.

But otherwise, it was pretty fun to just bomb around in. He spent so much time just keeping it running though. He was actually pretty good from a mechanical point of view.

He learned fairly early on not to trust me though when it came to mechanical matters and use his own judgement instead. Mostly, this came after I assured him that the fuel injectors in my car were in fact my ignition coils instead and asked him for some help removing them as they were very difficult to remove. So we took turns reefing on them, and as I bent down to get a different wrench, he met with great success in that one came loose.

Unfortunately, that meant it completely depressurized the fuel system in a way it was not meant to be depressurized and a bunch of somewhat warm fuel hit him in the eyes. That was not a good scene...had to walk him into the bathroom to wash out his eyes and call an ambulance. He was fine in the end, just got some saline solution, but could have been worse.

He was much more careful in the future about trusting anything I said, so I feel he gained something valuable from the whole experience.
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