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      07-29-2016, 03:54 PM   #36257
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Ordered helmet on Monday, not due to ship until Wednesday. Crossbow came in on Thursday. Ordered surfboard on Tuesday? Maybe? Mother fucker was on my doorstep when I got home at 3:30.


Best free shipping in the world right there.
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Ordered helmet on Monday, not due to ship until Wednesday. Crossbow came in on Thursday. Ordered surfboard on Tuesday? Maybe? Mother fucker was on my doorstep when I got home at 3:30.


Best free shipping in the world right there.
The only difference between men and boys is the size of their toys.
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MKSixer - I've sourced a couple that are within a 100 mile radius...the best of the bunch was a for sale by owner, LOADED!

Wife would kill me if I brought home a 5th car before VW starts their buy back...
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Problem - it'd be a few months until they take the Jetta.

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The only difference between men and boys is the size of their toys.
You should make a trip down here, we can shoot guns, drink beers, go surfing, go kayaking, camping, and go downtown for more beers.
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Problem - it'd be a few months until they take the Jetta.

The Touareg isn't likely to be bought until 2017
I hate it when a corporate megalith screws up our planning.
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Good morning, ladies. F1 Qualifying on NOW!!

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Good morning, ladies. F1 Qualifying on NOW!!

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Morning gent!

Watching the quals, having a bit of tea, about to shower, then hang out with chick from softball team. Gotta go get some new dress shirts for upcoming weddings, then maybe play some tennis, then might go for a fly in buddies plane if he's still at the hanger.

What's good with you brother?
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Morning gent!

Watching the quals, having a bit of tea, about to shower, then hang out with chick from softball team. Gotta go get some new dress shirts for upcoming weddings, then maybe play some tennis, then might go for a fly in buddies plane if he's still at the hanger.

What's good with you brother?
Sounds like a good plan!! Good Q session! I had coffee this morning. I have one work call this morning and then off to see Jason Bourne.

What kind of plane?
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Sounds like a good plan!! Good Q session! I had coffee this morning. I have one work call this morning and then off to see Jason Bourne.

What kind of plane?
Rosberg came through, he was ripping it. Work anything on a weekend should be illegal, but at least it's only one call. Give us an update on the movie!

To be honest, I'm not really sure, not much of a plane person. All I know is it's a two seater single prop like a Cessna 172.
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Rosberg came through, he was ripping it. Work anything on a weekend should be illegal, but at least it's only one call. Give us an update on the movie!

To be honest, I'm not really sure, not much of a plane person. All I know is it's a two seater single prop like a Cessna 172.
He was on that lap like a champ. It was really amazing.
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Morning gent!

Watching the quals, having a bit of tea, about to shower, then hang out with chick from softball team. Gotta go get some new dress shirts for upcoming weddings, then maybe play some tennis, then might go for a fly in buddies plane if he's still at the hanger.

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Sounds like a good plan!! Good Q session! I had coffee this morning. I have one work call this morning and then off to see Jason Bourne.

What kind of plane?
Your fellow chubby chaser says he almost walked out of the theater last night when he went to watch Bourne...

May or may not have remembered his hearing aid and glasses however...
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Morning gent!

Watching the quals, having a bit of tea, about to shower, then hang out with chick from softball team. Gotta go get some new dress shirts for upcoming weddings, then maybe play some tennis, then might go for a fly in buddies plane if he's still at the hanger.

What's good with you brother?
Sounds like a good plan!! Good Q session! I had coffee this morning. I have one work call this morning and then off to see Jason Bourne.

What kind of plane?
Your fellow chubby chaser says he almost walked out of the theater last night when he went to watch Bourne...

May or may not have remembered his hearing aid and glasses however...
Are you awake now....?

Just be glad I warned you ahead of time and saved you that 30
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Morning gent!

Watching the quals, having a bit of tea, about to shower, then hang out with chick from softball team. Gotta go get some new dress shirts for upcoming weddings, then maybe play some tennis, then might go for a fly in buddies plane if he's still at the hanger.

What's good with you brother?
Sounds like a good plan!! Good Q session! I had coffee this morning. I have one work call this morning and then off to see Jason Bourne.

What kind of plane?
Your fellow chubby chaser says he almost walked out of the theater last night when he went to watch Bourne...

May or may not have remembered his hearing aid and glasses however...
Are you awake now....?

Just be glad I warned you ahead of time and saved you that 30
There is some truth there, lol... That's still slightly low, because doesn't cover cost of anything edible...

And I've been awake, fuq'r... You know why, damnit !!!
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Your fellow chubby chaser says he almost walked out of the theater last night when he went to watch Bourne...

May or may not have remembered his hearing aid and glasses however...
You're about 3 hours behind the times. Let's get with the program.
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Your fellow chubby chaser says he almost walked out of the theater last night when he went to watch Bourne...

May or may not have remembered his hearing aid and glasses however...
You're about 3 hours behind the times. Let's get with the program.
I only dealt with you because it was imminent death last week... FYI...
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There is some truth there, lol... That's still slightly low, because doesn't cover cost of anything edible...

And I've been awake, fuq'r... You know why, damnit !!!
Because cops prefer to raid homes in the wee hours?
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There is some truth there, lol... That's still slightly low, because doesn't cover cost of anything edible...

And I've been awake, fuq'r... You know why, damnit !!!
Because cops prefer to raid homes in the wee hours?
Oh... It's like that?!!!

And no, they don't come when it's light out and they're easily visible... Sheesh... You people...
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