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      01-10-2017, 10:23 AM   #45057
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You're right, the world is your calamari a la carte.
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      01-10-2017, 10:25 AM   #45058
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Fucking love calamari smfh.
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      01-10-2017, 10:51 AM   #45059
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She has a point.
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      01-10-2017, 10:51 AM   #45060
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Calamari sounds delicious right about now.


Had broiled octopus tentacle the other week when I was in Detroit with the old man. That was by far the best thing I've ever eaten.
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      01-10-2017, 10:57 AM   #45061
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There's this place by me that makes calamari with this spicy sriracha based sauce. Legit, best calamari I've ever had.
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      01-10-2017, 11:01 AM   #45062
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She has a point.
Sounds like an advertisement...
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      01-10-2017, 11:15 AM   #45063
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There's this place by me that makes calamari with this spicy sriracha based sauce. Legit, best calamari I've ever had.
It seems like the adventure of finding the perfect calamari is always out there. I'd like to find somewhere local with really good calamari but have yet to find such a facility.
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      01-10-2017, 11:16 AM   #45064
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guys does vinyl wrap stain paint?
I've been playing with the idea of wrapping my car. Too bad I don't have the patience to DIY something like that.
Will the wrap match the wheels?

Aka, like a pack of tropical fruit skittles threw up?

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      01-10-2017, 11:18 AM   #45065
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Damn shoei with the killshot smh.
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      01-10-2017, 11:19 AM   #45066
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Damn shoei with the killshot smh.
Look, Curtis... that was merely a shot across the bow...

It's not like we had to remove the bullet from his cheek...

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      01-10-2017, 11:24 AM   #45067
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Will the wrap match the wheels?

Aka, like a pack of tropical fruit skittles threw up?

Imagine how cool it'd look if he got his car wrapped in that shiny metallic red vinyl. Would look like a used tampon rolling down the street!
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      01-10-2017, 11:25 AM   #45068
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Ax around, I ain't the one you wanna front on, boi.
Pull through I'll throw a fucking cocktail at ya car.
From the last shootout.
I got a dimple on my face, it's nothing.
I could go after Mase fanbase.
Shell hit my jaw, I ain't wait fuh doctor's to get it out.
Hit my wisdom tooth, I *hackphtoo* spit it out.
I don't smile a lot, cuz ain't nothing pretty.
Got a purple heart for war, and I ain't never left the city.
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      01-10-2017, 11:40 AM   #45069
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      01-10-2017, 11:45 AM   #45070
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Will the wrap match the wheels?

Aka, like a pack of tropical fruit skittles threw up?

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Ax around, I ain't the one you wanna front on, boi.
Pull through I'll throw a fucking cocktail at ya car.
From the last shootout.
I got a dimple on my face, it's nothing.
I could go after Mase fanbase.
Shell hit my jaw, I ain't wait fuh doctor's to get it out.
Hit my wisdom tooth, I *hackphtoo* spit it out.
I don't smile a lot, cuz ain't nothing pretty.
Got a purple heart for war, and I ain't never left the city.
IT'S HOT AND YOU AIN'T GOT NO DROP, YOU NOT LIKE ME

Top 3 greatest albums of my childhood.

Fuck you, shoei.
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      01-10-2017, 11:46 AM   #45071
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Will the wrap match the wheels?

Aka, like a pack of tropical fruit skittles threw up?

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Ax around, I ain't the one you wanna front on, boi.
Pull through I'll throw a fucking cocktail at ya car.
From the last shootout.
I got a dimple on my face, it's nothing.
I could go after Mase fanbase.
Shell hit my jaw, I ain't wait fuh doctor's to get it out.
Hit my wisdom tooth, I *hackphtoo* spit it out.
I don't smile a lot, cuz ain't nothing pretty.
Got a purple heart for war, and I ain't never left the city.
IT'S HOT AND YOU AIN'T GOT NO DROP, YOU NOT LIKE ME

Top 3 greatest albums of my childhood.

Fuck you, shoei.
You said you a gangsta
But you never pop nothing
We said you a wanksta
And you need to stop frontin'?
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      01-10-2017, 11:53 AM   #45072
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You said you a gangsta
But you never pop nothing
We said you a wanksta
And you need to stop frontin'?
You ain't no friend of mine, you ain't no kin of mine
What makes you think I won't run up on you with that nine?
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      01-10-2017, 11:53 AM   #45073
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      01-10-2017, 11:56 AM   #45074
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      01-10-2017, 12:00 PM   #45075
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Shit. Never been banned before..., what happens now? I don't even have a thank you speech written.
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      01-10-2017, 12:01 PM   #45076
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You said you a gangsta
But you never pop nothing
We said you a wanksta
And you need to stop frontin'?
You ain't no friend of mine, you ain't no kin of mine
What makes you think I won't run up on you with that nine?
If I was your best friend, I want you 'round all the time (I want you 'round me all the time)
Can I be your best friend, if you promise you'll be mine (Girl promise you'll be mine)
Please say he's just a friend (Uh huh) now girl let's not pretend (Come on)
Either he is or he ain't your man (Ha Ha!) please say he's just a friend

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