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      02-20-2017, 08:56 PM   #47191
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If gay for pay means you're willing to get banged in the ass for money, does pay to gay mean you're willing to pay money to get banged in the ass?
If you gay for pay, you know something gay is happening TO you. Pay to gay puts you on the offensive and it gives you your preferance of catcher OR pitcher. Aka: balls in your court, as they say

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So.....stomach flu #2.....literally

At least I'm down to 220 again (one small silver cloud)...
You need to post an updated ass photo so we can assess the damage.
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Wait wut?!?!!!

What just happened here, Biorin ?
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Wait wut?!?!!!

What just happened here, Biorin ?
@ASBSECU E93 is very proud of his badonk. Claims it is ghetto booty quarter bounce quality. With the recent weight loss, I'm concerned for it.
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      02-20-2017, 11:00 PM   #47196
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So.....stomach flu #2.....literally

At least I'm down to 220 again (one small silver cloud)...
You need to post an updated ass photo so we can assess the damage.
Booty is still donk quality
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The Tahoe makes it look fun sized.
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The Tahoe makes it look fun sized.
That's because it is fun sized. Lol it's really a small car.
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Classic rod bearing issue. I'm planning on doing mine preventatively next winter.
Smart. Do it regularly. My new engine only has 23K on it since I've been driving the crap out of the i8!
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So.....stomach flu #2.....literally

At least I'm down to 220 again (one small silver cloud)...
You need to post an updated ass photo so we can assess the damage.
Booty is still donk quality
Aaahhhh yyaassss... looks like the grim reaper is a calling... Won't be long now...
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So.....stomach flu #2.....literally

At least I'm down to 220 again (one small silver cloud)...
A while ago ...Imodium and Zantac gave me relief .
Sir I wish you a speedy recovery ..

BTW...How's your toe ?
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I need to understand why it is only Tuesday. Surely this cannot be.
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You mean..., Monday number two.
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I need to understand why it is only Tuesday. Surely this cannot be.
because it is
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You mean..., Monday number two.
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because it is
Ain't no titty shakin' gonna fix this.
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twerkin ??
short week, friday is almost here!
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      02-21-2017, 08:42 AM   #47208
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Ain't no titty shakin' gonna fix this.
twerkin ??
short week, friday is almost here!
I worked yesterday. And Sunday. And Saturday. Eternal week. I'll try twerking - thanks for the tip. It will look like this.
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      02-21-2017, 08:58 AM   #47209
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MMMMMM, I dunno, might make my Tuesday realization feel a TINY bit better.
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I worked yesterday. And Sunday. And Saturday. Eternal week. I'll try twerking - thanks for the tip. It will look like this.


thats alot of OT, making that paper!
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