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[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by smoosh

never let a small obstacle come in the way of pursuing your dreams

He or she looks really cute ! Bhai how old is your cutie ?

[Aatish]

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

Bhai ,please play the video on this Flemish page => http://www.zita.be/nieuws/bizar/4050...9dd5913eaa7534

Driver skillzzz.... !

Some fine skillzzz indeed, Philippe!

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by shoei

Sounds like every other business - squeezing something out for every last drop... Or Hollywood franchises... Dr Phil even brought her back because he knew his ratings would go up... Did find it hysterical when she told him he owes his success as of late because of her - much like oprah did for him before, lol...

With that said, this chick most likely isn't going anywhere after her 15 minutes are up...

Hey, ASBSECU E93 ... cashmeousside, howbow dah? Yeah, I'm talking to Miss Piggy and Fire Crotch... (Decided to name your RED car btw... )

Bish!!!

It's about to get real for firecrotch!!

Donor turbos were mailed TODAY. 2 week turn, then ITS ON LIKE DONKEY KONG!!!!!

[Aatish]

Originally Posted by smoosh

never let a small obstacle come in the way of pursuing your dreams

That rug just disappears into the hard wood.

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by Axius

It's like jacking off. After you've peaked, sure you can sit there and keep stroking but it never gets any better, just raw and boring and loses all zest.

Exactly! The worse part is, people that think they're funny just for quoting that pathetic walk of life. COME UP WITH YOUR OWN MATERIAL!

She's going somewhere. She is going to the outside. How do you enjoy that? DO YOU ENJOY IT?!?!

RU21YET. Because lets face it, you can't get a chick under 21 shit faced at the Applebees bar.

Old Man Shoei is trying to get me to sell Ms. Piggy and join him in his regret of selling his E92 M3......

Not.
Gonna.
Happen.

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by anglo

UncleWede , ASBSECU E93

Sandals for your ducks...

While that is cool and all....wtf?!?!

[shoei]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Bish!!!

It's about to get real for firecrotch!!

Donor turbos were mailed TODAY. 2 week turn, then ITS ON LIKE DONKEY KONG!!!!!

Gonna need more than organ transplants if you want to keep up... Don't care if you boost or run some juice in your walker...

I love it though... Miss Piggy and Fire Crotch... You're welcome...

[Axius]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Old Man Shoei is trying to get me to sell Ms. Piggy and join him in his regret of selling his E92 M3......

Not.
Gonna.
Happen.

I want to get you a Ms. Piggy window decal, where it's just the top half of her head so it looks like she's peaking out the window.

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by anglo

UncleWede , ASBSECU E93

Sandals for your ducks...

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

So...You remember my story about my duck ?
Ok,here is my duck *Kwebbel* again ..
BTW ,Dang ! I forgot to buy sandals my duck , and I need to say the sandals (above) look awesome !

And do you know that the Roman legions conquered the world *on sandals* ?
Sandals are no joke my friend !

Originally Posted by Joekerr

Interestingly, for me, it was the duck's build and proclivity to run away when in danger which made me think of Ambiorix.

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

*Caesar* your words are actually proof of fear...

Quack quack, you quack.

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

Quack quack, you quack.

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by Axius

I want to get you a Ms. Piggy window decal, where it's just the top half of her head so it looks like she's peaking out the window.

How awesome would that be?!?!

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by Axius

I want to get you a Ms. Piggy window decal, where it's just the top half of her head so it looks like she's peaking out the window.

Is there a place I can donate to make this happen??

[Axius]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

How awesome would that be?!?!

IT'D BE PRETTY FUCKING AWESOME. *lightbulb* Please hold.

Originally Posted by Biorin

Is there a place I can donate to make this happen??

I sent you a text with my personal bank account, routing number, mothers maiden name, and the name of my favorite sports team. LMK when you send the money.

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by Axius

I sent you a text with my personal bank account, routing number, mothers maiden name, and the name of my favorite sports team. LMK when you send the money.

Noob. You need to give her your SSN in order to allow her to transfer payment.

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

I am BP OT.

We just let you think that.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

Noob. You need to give her your SSN in order to allow her to transfer payment.

Oh. Well shit. Don't I look stupid.

[Mr Tonka]

I know who Ambiorix is and Caesar. As well as Mrs Piggy and now "Fire Crotch". I also know now that silvergray545 is actually a 16 year old girl (vanity plates) but i still don't know who "She" is, what she said and what all the fuss is about.

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

I know who Ambroix is and Caesar. As well as Mrs Piggy and now "Fire Crotch". I also know now that silvergray545 is actually a 16 year old girl (vanity plates) but i still don't know who "She" is, what she said and what all the fuss is about.

Good lord, you poor old man that's afraid of strippers. Watch this video. You can start it at the 3 minute mark.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

I know who Ambiorix is and Caesar. As well as Mrs Piggy and now "Fire Crotch". I also know now that silvergray545 is actually a 16 year old girl (vanity plates) but i still don't know who "She" is, what she said and what all the fuss is about.

"That's what."
- She

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

Good lord, you poor old man that's afraid of strippers. Watch this video. You can start it at the 3 minute mark.

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by anglo

UncleWede , ASBSECU E93

Sandals for your ducks...

Those come in chicken sizes? Actually right now, it's still pretty "muddy" out there and even MORE water is supposed to fall out of the sky this weekend.

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

I know who Ambroix is and Caesar. As well as Mrs Piggy and now "Fire Crotch". I also know now that silvergray545 is actually a 16 year old girl (vanity plates) but i still don't know who "She" is, what she said and what all the fuss is about.

Sir actually it is *Ambiorix* and not Ambroix