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      03-23-2018, 09:28 AM   #969
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Why do you want to go and ruin someone else's perfectly fine day by doing that? I don't recall Finns being known for their songbird qualities...

No, I'm just tired. I need my beauty sleep even though it hasn't changed my horrible visage a bit over the years, and this past week I've been up at 6am sharp every day pretty much and going to bed around 11pm because I'm working on tax returns all night. Basically work at the office all day, then bring home a stack of returns and work all night after eating dinner with the kids and my wife...starting to wear on me, and I have a little over a month of this left.

Plus, that's one of my favourite quotes.
Yeah, you have too many balls in the air. Same here but this is the life we've chosen.
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      03-24-2018, 01:14 PM   #970
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My kids had the same request.
They are my hero’s
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They are my hero’s
You're so mean to me when I've tried to save your marriage even once!

Just tell me where I can ship my tiny maniacs to.
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      03-24-2018, 03:18 PM   #972
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You're so mean to me when I've tried to save your marriage even once!

Just tell me where I can ship my tiny maniacs to.
Club Madonna in South Beach. That’ll teach em!

Back on topic: if I clog a toilet outside of my home I don’t do anything about it.
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Take pictures and send to her
For fucks sake everybody knows you send me pics of your hotdogs!

We get it! Finland doesn't do hotdogs with all the shit well but you're just making me fat!

Stop sending me junk food pics!
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      03-24-2018, 04:34 PM   #976
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I don't eat junk food that much, did have some really good chicken fried steak this am though.
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I don't eat junk food that much, did have some really good chicken fried steak this am though.
I hate you. It's midnight here and I'm still in the fucking woods with my stupid dogs.
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I hate you. It's midnight here and I'm still in the fucking woods with my stupid dogs.
Anna ,that sounds cold out there in Finland ?
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Anna ,that sounds cold out there in Finland ?
I think you and I are not in speaking terms and I doubt we will be again.
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Oh lovers quarrel
We might agree on potatoes, but I think it's better for a forum like this to have female members. I'm a bitch here a lot but I never degrade other members I hope.

Phill and I reached the breaking point and I'm not going to change him and I accept it but I've stopped reading his posts.
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I think you and I are not in speaking terms and I doubt we will be again.
I have no idea of what I said wrong to you ...
Anyway...No matter what I'm sorry Anna .
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I have no idea of what I said wrong to you ...
Anyway...No matter what I'm sorry Anna .
I am too. At some point there is no going back.
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I am too. At some point there is no going back.
*IF* I hurt your feelings with one of my (I think) jokes , it was not meant to hurt your feelings . I have no idea with what ...Again..I'm sorry Anna.
But I would love to know what I said wrong to you ?
Note: You can always PM me with details about our or my misunderstanding...
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I waited until my wife went to sleep before I ate the roll of Oreos I bought for her 3 nights ago and she just left unattended on her bureau. Dipped in whole milk that came out of a paper-based carton that protects it from UV light. I gave my dog a few nibbles.
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How many units needed after that snack??
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