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      08-31-2016, 09:06 AM   #38017
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      08-31-2016, 09:17 AM   #38018
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      08-31-2016, 09:34 AM   #38019
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      08-31-2016, 09:43 AM   #38020
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I thought you Floridians were used to a little rain?
He dis say "stay dry".

As a Tampainian, staying dry is essential, lest we swell up to 5 times our original size.
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      08-31-2016, 09:44 AM   #38021
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We are... so far this has been a non-event down here, but it looks like the Tampans (thank you SOOO much for making me aware of this name Mr Tonka ) are getting a little soaked.
You said it wrong!
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      08-31-2016, 10:04 AM   #38022
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Ummmm, you could send some of that rain over to the Best coast, we wouldn't complain (much) And we certainly wouldn't swell up. . .
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      08-31-2016, 10:12 AM   #38023
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Ummmm, you could send some of that rain over to the Best coast, we wouldn't complain (much) And we certainly wouldn't swell up. . .
Seriously... We could use some water here for the drought...

Wouldn't see us crying about it on the forums, putting up satellite pics of in the incoming light sprinkles headed our direction, you know?

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      08-31-2016, 10:14 AM   #38024
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Seriously... We could use some water here for the drought...

Wouldn't see us crying about it on the forums, putting up satellite pics of in the incoming light sprinkles headed our direction, you know?

I only put that up to explain why SugarSkulls has not been around. He heard light rain and wind were within 1,500 miles and went into hiding.
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      08-31-2016, 10:16 AM   #38025
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Seriously... We could use some water here for the drought...

Wouldn't see us crying about it on the forums, putting up satellite pics of in the incoming light sprinkles headed our direction, you know?

I only put that up to explain why SugarSkulls has not been around. He heard light rain and wind were within 1,500 miles and went into hiding.
Why you gotta make everything about you??!!!

We were teasing tonka but you gotta get all insecure and think we're talking about you...

*slap !!! - stop acting like a woman !!! Latent gheyness my ass... I don't see any latency !!!
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      08-31-2016, 10:20 AM   #38026
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Yup, driving direct to Myanus
There is a region near me called Mianus. I giggle every time.
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      08-31-2016, 10:30 AM   #38027
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      08-31-2016, 10:30 AM   #38028
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      08-31-2016, 10:34 AM   #38029
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Why you gotta make everything about you??!!!

We were teasing tonka but you gotta get all insecure and think we're talking about you...

*slap !!! - stop acting like a woman !!! Latent gheyness my ass... I don't see any latency !!!
Probably because Tonka didn't post up sat pics of light rain.
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      08-31-2016, 10:38 AM   #38030
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Probably because Tonka didn't post up sat pics of light rain.
Thank you for vindicating me. I was the one who acted like a little sissy by putting up... wait... never mind. Go back to what you all were doing!
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      08-31-2016, 10:43 AM   #38031
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      08-31-2016, 10:54 AM   #38032
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Looks really good

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Thx mate, here goes, aaaaaannnd: ACTION

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      08-31-2016, 11:03 AM   #38033
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Awesome , I'm sure it looks even better in the dark
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      08-31-2016, 11:29 AM   #38034
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There is a region near me called Mianus. I giggle every time.
When we drive through it on 95, somebody HAS to say "I am driving a white BMW through Mianus" or the trip isn't worth it at all.

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      08-31-2016, 11:39 AM   #38035
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When we drive through it on 95, somebody HAS to say "I am driving a white BMW through Mianus" or the trip isn't worth it at all.

I would do all my shopping there. "Hey, can't come over tomorrow, gotta grab some nails from Mianus." "Hey sorry I'm late, got stuck in Mianus all afternoon." "Hey I am going to go grab some stuff from Mianus, want to come with?"

Even better when you have to go pick up a friend. "Can't come to the bar right now, Philippe's stuck in Mianus and I have to help him out."
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