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      04-06-2016, 05:43 PM   #25389
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Besides....this isn't the first time my beloved Heels have ripped my heart out, and then stomped it in the ground
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      04-06-2016, 05:44 PM   #25390
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@shoei - well played....and I still HATE Laettner.
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Everything I eat or drink the rest of this day will taste so satisfying...

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      04-06-2016, 05:46 PM   #25391
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Anyone ever dealt with property insurance adjusters? I had some roof damage in a storm recently, and they have a guy coming out in a few days. Any tips, advice, or what to expect from the process?
Offer sexual gratification.... And bacon
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Besides....is t the first time my beloved Heels have ripped my heart out, and then stomped it in the ground
Status level - TROLLED.. My job here is done...
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      04-06-2016, 06:43 PM   #25393
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Status level - TROLLED.. My job here is done...
Ok...Ok...grandpa

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      04-06-2016, 06:44 PM   #25394
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Status level - TROLLED.. My job here is done...
Ok...Ok...grandpa
Not applicable... You're the one about to collection pension and social security...

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"God damn, see you licking frosting from your own hands"
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      04-06-2016, 07:23 PM   #25396
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"God damn, see you licking frosting from your own hands"
The title of that song actually came about because the Swedish producers misunderstood "sex on the beach" and translated it as "cake by the ocean." Always amuses me.
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The title of that song actually came about because the Swedish producers misunderstood "sex on the beach" and translated it as "cake by the ocean." Always amuses me.
Lol, I actually just learned that. I find it funny the amount of people who don't realize that this song is about sex.
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There you go...flexing that BRAIN POWER again
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There you go...flexing that BRAIN POWER again
It's called showing off...
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It's called showing off...
Someone's JELLY
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      04-06-2016, 07:37 PM   #25401
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Someone's JELLY
Not as jelly as you are with laettner apparently...
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Not as jelly as you are with laettner apparently...
I wouldn't even piss on him if he was on fire...but you....
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      04-06-2016, 07:43 PM   #25403
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Not as jelly as you are with laettner apparently...
I wouldn't even piss on him if he was on fire...but you....
Awhhh... You want to R.Kelly me?
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I am having way too much fun with these snapchat filters
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Oh my God. Morning ruined. You could seriously pick up dudes if you could rock that look IRL.
(A friend told me that.)
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Seriously people. I'm gone for half a day and not one of you people hits this softball? No one? Smh...
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Oh my God. Morning ruined. You could seriously pick up dudes if you could rock that look IRL.
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HAHAHA I do grow out the handle stache during November
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I am having way too much fun with these snapchat filters
Oh my God. Morning ruined. You could seriously pick up dudes if you could rock that look IRL.
(A friend told me that.)
And it's actually a video, I was singing to "somebody to love"

Snapchat is so fun
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Oh HELL naw.


WHERE THE FUCK IS SHOEI.
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