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      08-01-2016, 12:04 PM   #36389
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      08-01-2016, 12:06 PM   #36390
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For sure. Planes are maintenance monsters. Can get a plane at a decent price but holy shit everything that comes with it is crazy. More than being a goat pimp.

That he would. I'd like to set him on fire so I can take all his guns and cars but it's a far flight from east coast to west coast.
What's the saying? Land, air, or sea, but never all three. I think I heard MK say that actually.

I love planes, but I can't help but think that every time your car has broken down and left you stranded on the road, if that were in a plane you might be dead.
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      08-01-2016, 12:17 PM   #36391
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Hey Axius you had one of them Carls/Hardys bacon three-ways yet? WTF is bacon jam?????
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      08-01-2016, 12:34 PM   #36392
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Cool man. That's a good way to learn. I'm on a waiting list for ground school here, probably at least a few years away though.

Weekend was good, tossed a new low pressure fuel sensor in the 335, watched Jason Bourne mindlessly kill everyone, and tested out some new coozies. How about yourself?
Yeah figured might as well get fluent with someone who's out at the airfield all day and likes to fly as much as possible, so I can get some air time and learn the ins and outs.

Saw your snap, she running good? Mine wasn't bad. Went to the outlets and bought clothes for the weddings coming up. Installed a new head unit on softball chicks Wrangler, helped neighbor powerwash his tall ass house, went flying. All in all, not a single complaint other than today being Monday.
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We can book their truck for our next event!

"Yes, hellow thar, I'd like to book the bacon transportation device."
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Hey Axius you had one of them Carls/Hardys bacon three-ways yet? WTF is bacon jam?????
Negative, have not. Been trying to kick back on the fast food. Looks delicious, and bacon jam is very intriguing. I think you're the hero we need right now!
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Yeah figured might as well get fluent with someone who's out at the airfield all day and likes to fly as much as possible, so I can get some air time and learn the ins and outs.

Saw your snap, she running good? Mine wasn't bad. Went to the outlets and bought clothes for the weddings coming up. Installed a new head unit on softball chicks Wrangler, helped neighbor powerwash his tall ass house, went flying. All in all, not a single complaint other than today being Monday.
Car guy skills to rescue the damsel in distress, good work. Sounds like you're living the life. I feel ya on it being Monday though.

It did run well. Before it would occasionally pop lean right in the midrange under boost, which was scary. Running a lot smoother now.
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Car guy skills to rescue the damsel in distress, good work. Sounds like you're living the life. I feel ya on it being Monday though.

It did run well. Before it would occasionally pop lean right in the midrange under boost, which was scary. Running a lot smoosher now.
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Car guy skills to rescue the damsel in distress, good work. Sounds like you're living the life. I feel ya on it being Monday though.

It did run well. Before it would occasionally pop lean right in the midrange under boost, which was scary. Running a lot smoother now.
Woo the ladies with masterful car skills. I enjoy doing shit like that. Other than it being 100° outside and 80% humidity. Lifes good man. No stress other than work, but that's whatever. Get to do whatever I want, when I want. Feels good.


Glad it seems like it's starting to work in your favor. Got anything good planned for the month?
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I picked up a pair of Logitech speakers for my office. Best $20 my company has ever spent.
To be fair, a cheap ass pair of Logitech speakers that may or may not keep working past thanksgiving, was at least in the realm of normalcy and not the usual - "I just bought a G5 and added stripper poles / 488gtb / invested 800 million in a start up / sold more books than J.K Rowlings / here is my watch collection and wipe my ass with Benjamin's that usually occur around here...

Then again, it's silvergrey... He's got one car that doesn't run and another that could be part of a large corporations conspiracy to defraud the public with shady emissions practices... He should be putting that $20 towards Uber rides the way his luck be going...
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Car guy skills to rescue the damsel in distress, good work. Sounds like you're living the life. I feel ya on it being Monday though.

It did run well. Before it would occasionally pop lean right in the midrange under boost, which was scary. Running a lot smoother now.
Woo the ladies with masterful car skills. I enjoy doing shit like that. Other than it being 100° outside and 80% humidity. Lifes good man. No stress other than work, but that's whatever. Get to do whatever I want, when I want. Feels good.


Glad it seems like it's starting to work in your favor. Got anything good planned for the month?
We should talk... Need a plane to make some late night runs... How much cargo space is in that thing out of curiosity ?
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To be fair, a cheap ass pair of Logitech speakers that may or may not keep working past thanksgiving, was at least in the realm of normalcy and not the usual - "I just bought a G5 and added stripper poles / 488gtb / invested 800 million in a start up / sold more books than J.K Rowlings / here is my watch collection and wipe my ass with Benjamin's that usually occur around here...

Then again, it's silvergrey... He's got one car that doesn't run and another that could be part of a large corporations conspiracy to defraud the public with shady emissions practices... He should be putting that $20 towards Uber rides the way his luck be going...
Pfft... you're just jelly. My Martin Logan Reserve ESL Summit X speakers make met startup tone sound like da bomb. And when I listen to those compressed mp3 files... aww yeah... out of my presence, proletariat!
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Pfft... you're just jelly. My Martin Logan Reserve ESL Summit X speakers make met startup tone sound like da bomb. And when I listed to those compressed mp3 files... aww yeah... out of my presence, proletariat!
That has got to be the most offensive thing I've read on this forum so far. Second to silvergray545s well done steak comment.
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That has got to be the most offensive thing I've read on this forum so far. Second to silvergray545s well done steak comment.
Hehe... I know. I always love people who buy super-audiophile gear and you ask them what codec they use for their music and they are like... "I use the 256kpbs version off iTunes" *facepalm* I mean, don't get me wrong... I was totally kidding about the speakers... I have a Beats Pill+ or whatever it is, but I don't pretend to be a hardcore audiophile.
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To be fair, a cheap ass pair of Logitech speakers that may or may not keep working past thanksgiving, was at least in the realm of normalcy and not the usual - "I just bought a G5 and added stripper poles / 488gtb / invested 800 million in a start up / sold more books than J.K Rowlings / here is my watch collection and wipe my ass with Benjamin's that usually occur around here...

Then again, it's silvergrey... He's got one car that doesn't run and another that could be part of a large corporations conspiracy to defraud the public with shady emissions practices... He should be putting that $20 towards Uber rides the way his luck be going...
Pfft... you're just jelly. My Martin Logan Reserve ESL Summit X speakers make met startup tone sound like da bomb. And when I listed to those compressed mp3 files... aww yeah... out of my presence, proletariat!
Don't come at me with that weak shiet !!!

Those are like the $20 Logitech speakers compared to these bad boys...
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Hehe... I know. I always love people who buy super-audiophile gear and you ask them what codec they use for their music and they are like... "I use the 256kpbs version off iTunes" *facepalm* I mean, don't get me wrong... I was totally kidding about the speakers... I have a Beats Pill+ or whatever it is, but I don't pretend to be a hardcore audiophile.
It's so frustrating when they listen to garbage quality audio files then brag about how much of a difference their hundred to thousand dollar cables make.

I'm not a super baller uber audiophile either but I try to make the most of what I have so no MP3 nonsense.
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Pfft... you're just jelly. My Martin Logan Reserve ESL Summit X speakers make met startup tone sound like da bomb. And when I listed to those compressed mp3 files... aww yeah... out of my presence, proletariat!
That has got to be the most offensive thing I've read on this forum so far. Second to silvergray545s well done steak comment.
I'm still traumatized over the well done aka burnt steak comment...
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Hehe... I know. I always love people who buy super-audiophile gear and you ask them what codec they use for their music and they are like... "I use the 256kpbs version off iTunes" *facepalm* I mean, don't get me wrong... I was totally kidding about the speakers... I have a Beats Pill+ or whatever it is, but I don't pretend to be a hardcore audiophile.
It's so frustrating when they listen to garbage quality audio files then brag about how much of a difference their hundred to thousand dollar cables make.

I'm not a super baller uber audiophile either but I try to make the most of what I have so no MP3 nonsense.
My personal favorite, well, two personal favorite things are, watching people adjust their sound while streaming music and people that buy beats pills and think they are now hip and has great quality sound... jk jtodd...

But seriously, streaming Bluetooth to adjust sound and also using the same settings they found online from someone else's system to set theirs... Doesn't work that way...
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My personal favorite, well, two personal favorite things are, watching people adjust their sound while streaming music and people that buy beats pills and think they are now hip and has great quality sound... jk jtodd...

But seriously, streaming Bluetooth to adjust sound and also using the same settings they found online from someone else's system to set theirs... Doesn't work that way...
Heh... it's OK. I just bought a Beats Pill because it was easy and it worked. Definitely didn't do it to be cool (that ship has long sailed) or because it had amazing sound (knew I didn't know the difference or need anything great for this application).
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