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[Axius]

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

William , all religions are fairytales ..I thought you was smarter !
Advice :
Fuck as much as possible before your lights go out forever !
Listen to Anna my friend she's the sex expert on this page !

I'll see what a vagina feels like when I get married.

[shoei]

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

I know sweetheart . I was 16 and you was 17 , that sounds clean Anna !

It's not only "American" style teenage pregnancies , I can see it over here as well ..
We call it *child mamas* while they are only 12-13, but often the question is...Who and where is the dad , while their tummy is thick again ?
So the child mamas are left alone without dad and money and end up in misery...
It makes me really sad !

Sex should be a bloody Olympic sport ?
Actually yes Anna , but I confess when I have sex I feel like Ambiorix on the battlefield , no fear and ready for action !
Yes actually I'm like a sex conqueror without limits to pleasure the girl or woman in desire...
I confess sometimes I hit my redline as well...
But my speed limiter is removed !

Sounds like a walking talking add for impotency drugs...

"When you take Ambiorix (viagra) you will march onto the field ready for battle !!!"

And then they can show a picture of Ambiorix (with another dude next to him because you know, back in those days...)

[Axius]

...., wait..., Ambioricks has been Viagra this whole time?



It all makes sense now.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

But I'm learning so much!

You ARE MARRIED!!

Be real, no sex ever again.

Im pretty sure the word means self enflicted (trump spelling, it works) xorrow .

Originally Posted by Axius

I'll see what a vagina feels like when I get married.

Aww baby. I'd marry you for your money any day! As long as we could have sex some times too, even if before the ceremony.

Originally Posted by shoei

Sounds like a walking talking add for impotency drugs...

"When you take Ambiorix (viagra) you will march onto the field ready for battle !!!"

And then they can show a picture of Ambiorix (with another dude next to him because you know, back in those days...)

Don't be a meanie and start texting me again. Hell I never hear from you these days!

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Lups

You ARE MARRIED!!

Be real, no sex ever again.

Im pretty sure the word means self enflicted (trump spelling, it works) xorrow .

Yes, but no kids which means sex is a go.

See, kids not married= no problem. Married no kids= no problem. Married with children =

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by shoei

Sounds like a walking talking add for impotency drugs...

"When you take Ambiorix (viagra) you will march onto the field ready for battle !!!"

And then they can show a picture of Ambiorix (with another dude next to him because you know, back in those days...)

He has a sword my friend...Between his legs !

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Yes, but no kids which means sex is a go.

See, kids not married= no problem. Married no kids= no problem. Married with children =

I'm pretty sure it's the ring man!

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by Lups

Aww baby. I'd marry you for your money any day! As long as we could have sex some times too, even if before the ceremony.

What are you talking about sweetheart ?
The dude is bankrupt & homeless for the moment !

I'm a selfmade hero and the owner of a sword and an ax !
For the non-believers , please check my avatar ..

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by Axius

I'll see what a vagina feels like when I get married.

And that black chick who smelled like shit ?
You know William... I mean her black box my friend...

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by Axius

...., wait..., Ambioricks has been Viagra this whole time?



It all makes sense now.

No William .The problem is in your mind and not in your pants !

[Lups]

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

What are you talking about sweetheart ?
The dude is bankrupt & homeless for the moment !

I'm a selfmade hero and the owner of a sword and an ax !
For the non-believers , please check my avatar ..

Lol, I don't believe in marrying for money, so it would fit then!

I don't believe in prenupts either. You either share and suffer or don't. In my own life, this has been tested three times, and I know for sure my husband didn't marry me for my money, or my parents money. Now I just have to figure out exactly what is wrong with him then.

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by Lups

Lol, I don't believe in marrying for money, so it would fit then!

I don't believe in prenupts either. You either share and suffer or don't. In my own life, this has been tested three times, and I know for sure my husband didn't marry me for my money, or my parents money. Now I just have to figure out exactly what is wrong with him then.

Anna I think your husband married you for your ax .
Nothing wrong with that ...I love it ! You saw me .
Wait I'm not sure...Or is this the bride from Ambiorix ?

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Lups

I'm pretty sure it's the ring man!

So this guy is the problem???

[Axius]

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

William , all religions are fairytales ..I thought you was smarter !
Advice :
Fuck as much as possible before your lights go out forever !
Listen to Anna my friend she's the sex expert on this page !

That's something a sinner who has sex before marriage would say.


I'm staying pure until marriage as the world intended.

Originally Posted by Lups

Aww baby. I'd marry you for your money any day! As long as we could have sex some times too, even if before the ceremony.

I'd participate in so such actions. After the ceremony, and only after such, might I consider looking at a naked woman, let alone insert my thingy into her inner thingy.

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

And that black chick who smelled like shit ?
You know William... I mean her black box my friend...

I know not of what you speak. I was just trying to sound cool to impress OT. I've never been with a woman stinky or not.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Axius

That's something a sinner who has sex before marriage would say.


I'm staying pure until marriage as the world intended.



I'd participate in so such actions. After the ceremony, and only after such, might I consider looking at a naked woman, let alone insert my thingy into her inner thingy.



I know not of what you speak. I was just trying to sound cool to impress OT. I've never been with a woman stinky or not.

Omg.

I guess I'll get a divorce. I'll let you know when we are flying to Vegas.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Lups

Omg.

I guess I'll get a divorce. I'll let you know when we are flying to Vegas.

Wait, what do you mean my money? I'm your pool boy, AND you don't even pay me..., what the fuck is going on here.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Axius

Wait, what do you mean my money? I'm your pool boy, AND you don't even pay me..., what the fuck is going on here.

Damn. You could actually get a better deal than me.

I'm doing okay, and after divorcing without a prenup I'd be doing half okay and even then I'd be donating basically all my earnings since I'm the only person, in the world, who doesn't like money.

Yeah, you're off the hook. Sorry to propose to you.

I still love you tho!

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Lups

Damn. You could actually get a better deal than me.

I'm doing okay, and after divorcing without a prenup I'd be doing half okay and even then I'd be donating basically all my earnings since I'm the only person, in the world, who doesn't like money.

Yeah, you're off the hook. Sorry to propose to you.

I still love you tho!

That's your choice, I'm gonna build a cabin in the woods and live off the land and not have to worry about the value of worthless paper money.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Axius

That's your choice, I'm gonna build a cabin in the woods and live off the land and not have to worry about the value of worthless paper money.

Fine! Can I move in? I'm also solid in building things!

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Lups

Fine! Can I move in? I'm also solid in building things!

No. You stripped away your proposal. I can't live with someone that can become that unloyal in a matter of minutes. You can go live with Belgie.

[1MOREMOD]

It's a sad day in my household. My glorious beard is no more

[shoei]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

It's a sad day in my household. My glorious beard is no more

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