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      12-27-2017, 02:18 PM   #155
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P.S. - That's actually paraphrased from a classic movie, The Usual Suspects; just in case you didn't know that
I read his biography once. I don't know about those modern movies tho.

I totally blame my librarian for that one. She was on her quest for god for Anna week of the month and she wanted me to read some classics on atheism and one of the last ones was a book about modern day atheism printed in the seventies.
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P.S. - That's actually paraphrased from a classic movie, The Usual Suspects; just in case you didn't know that
I read his biography once. I don't know about those modern movies tho.

I totally blame my librarian for that one. She was on her quest for god for Anna week of the month and she wanted me to read some classics on atheism and one of the last ones was a book about modern day atheism printed in the seventies.
Look up the Bible according to Mark Twain I read some more of it at the Cabin this weekend. That shit is funny!!!
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Look up the Bible according to Mark Twain I read some more of it at the Cabin this weekend. That shit is funny!!!
The Van. The Boat. The Cabin?!?!! You're holding out on me!
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Look up the Bible according to Mark Twain I read some more of it at the Cabin this weekend. That shit is funny!!!
The Van. The Boat. The Cabin?!?!! You're holding out on me!
Dad bought the cabin. Drove the van up there with 6 passengers
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Dad bought the cabin. Drove the van up there with 6 passengers
That's a lot of duct tape, chloroform, and candy.
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That's a lot of duct tape, chloroform, and candy.
You two should switch to men. In my experience luring them in requires none of those but at times some ropes do come in handy.
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You two should switch to men. In my experience luring them in requires none of those but at times some ropes do come in handy.
Usually.. we have all the sports channels works.
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P.S. - That's actually paraphrased from a classic movie, The Usual Suspects; just in case you didn't know that
I pointed that out weeks ago.
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I pointed that out weeks ago.
I still think I read it from a philosophy book that was about modern day religious voids in modern world. It is a good quote, I could be remembering wrong since I read that book in the early 90's thanks to a very bossy librarian who only let me have one fiction novel if I read one book on philosophy or religion or history too. She used to quiz me to check.
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I've driven through Canada! I am aware your country is bigger and better in every way than mine, but I'm practicing bitterness! I'll be better at it than any Canadian has been soon!
Given the (expected) results of the World Junior Championship prelim game played on Dec 26...has your bitterness increased, or simply changed to resignation?

4-2 for Canada vs Finland. More to come I expect.
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Given the (expected) results of the World Junior Championship prelim game played on Dec 26...has your bitterness increased, or simply changed to resignation?

4-2 for Canada vs Finland. More to come I expect.
Everybody knows all Canadians die due to inflamed hemorrhoids
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Please bow down to the gods of hockey ie: Canadians
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I already used my insult of the day! Damn you for making me spend the night by coming up with a new one!
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Sometimes, in order to live a stress free life is best to conform and accept facts
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Sometimes, in order to live a stress free life is best to conform and accept facts
No, I think I'll work on my propaganda skills and convince everyone, including Canadians that they need to stop playing, and then put my efforts towards the teams of Sweden, USA, hell some years even France and Denmark to make them do the same! Then at the olympics of 2026, after a grueling game againt Brazil, Finland will bring home a silver medal!

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Finland's IIHF coach looks like evil man!
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Did you say hockey?
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We will look forward for his replacement.
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Did you say hockey?
We are talking about automatic gear boxes. You're welcome to join.

Or weather or traditional American rattle snake steaks. Anything but hockey, until the Olympic finale brazil- Finland.
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We will look forward for his replacement.
Watching IIHF this morning (Finland goalie has some cool colored pads) noticed just how much faster they are in NHL

OR that 5-4win of US of said Fin team was on some soft ice
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We are talking about automatic gear boxes. You're welcome to join.

Or weather or traditional American rattle snake steaks. Anything but hockey, until the Olympic finale brazil- Finland.
I can give less than a shit....sharks just beat the Candians..who suck...but a win is a win..you and wede can't take from my glory...posting in hockey thread tomorrow when I get on my pc. 50 feet away and more sober.
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