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Axius · 03-20-2017, 01:12 PM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

I can send you the link to the site where the video is hosted. It's completely free. All you have to do is sign up with a credit card to verify your age!

Last time I did that some King of Ugandatopia contacted me saying we were brothers and he ran off with all my money. How do I know you won't do the same?

silvergray545 · 03-20-2017, 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

Last time I did that some King of Ugandatopia contacted me saying we were brothers and he ran off with all my money. How do I know you won't do the same?

It's totally legit. Your information will not be shared with anyone. That site will also include a link to another site I run. You'll see an ad for local sexy singles looking to hook up. All you need to do is sign up with a credit card to verify your age!

Axius · 03-20-2017, 01:24 PM

...., what kind of local sexy singles?

The only singles I've seen are the ones crumbled up in my pocket covered in stripper residue.

silvergray545 · 03-20-2017, 02:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

...., what kind of local sexy singles?

The only singles I've seen are the ones crumbled up in my pocket covered in stripper residue.

Sounds like you had an interesting weekend. Haha

UncleWede · 03-20-2017, 02:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

...., what kind of local sexy singles?

The only singles I've seen are the ones crumbled up in my pocket covered in stripper residue.

How much did you make in OH on a cold night??? Want to see if you could possibly be a positive addition to the family income vs how much alcohol you would be watering down

Axius · 03-20-2017, 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

Sounds like you had an interesting weekend. Haha

I played princess with my niece. I'm a pretty girl.

The crusty dollars are in a glass case. Saved them from my first night in Windsor Canada for my 19th birthday.

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

How much did you make in OH on a cold night??? Want to see if you could possibly be a positive addition to the family income vs how much alcohol you would be watering down

Um. Not much. Maybe $5.

Plan on being in the negative by at least $800/mo from consumption to production volumes.

Mr Tonka · 03-20-2017, 04:51 PM

@Axius

What do you know about caterpillar orgies?

Joekerr · 03-20-2017, 04:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

@Axius

What do you know about caterpillar orgies?

My opinion was not sought, but as usual, I'm happy to give it anyways.

From the above picture, we can deduce that they are very much attracted to the Michelin Man. Perhaps because it appears his entire body looks to be made up of individual caterpillars. Especially his arms.

Thus, the groupies in the above picture are simply trying to get as close to their king as possible for future reproduction.

With said future eggs carefully laid in the grooves of the supple leather seats.

///M Power-Belgium · 03-20-2017, 06:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Aatish

War Dogs.

Great movie.

Indeed my friend

Mr Tonka · 03-20-2017, 06:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Joekerr

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

@Axius

What do you know about caterpillar orgies?

My opinion was not sought, but as usual, I'm happy to give it anyways.

From the above picture, we can deduce that they are very much attracted to the Michelin Man. Perhaps because it appears his entire body looks to be made up of individual caterpillars. Especially his arms.

Thus, the groupies in the above picture are simply trying to get as close to their king as possible for future reproduction.

With said future eggs carefully laid in the grooves of the supple leather seats.

One of them made it home. I'm now introducing a feral species of caterpillar to my neighborhood. There numbers will be at crisis level soon.

capo180 · 03-20-2017, 07:16 PM

I had a locust orgy on my tires in the summer... Disgusting.

smoosh · 03-20-2017, 08:41 PM

aren't cicadas due to come out of the woodworks to feast on human flesh this year?

or is my math off??

Axius · 03-20-2017, 08:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

@Axius

What do you know about caterpillar orgies?

Dude, bugs have orgies all the time, super jealous.

June beatles would orgy on the golf vourse and then fish flies would cover buildings like fur near lake saint claire..., horny bastards!

silvergray545 · 03-20-2017, 11:45 PM

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Originally Posted by smoosh

aren't cicadas due to come out of the woodworks to feast on human flesh this year?

or is my math off??

That was last year. It was awful. Glad it won't happen for another 17 years.

Banana Hammock · 03-21-2017, 02:32 PM

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Originally Posted by smoosh

aren't cicadas due to come out of the woodworks to feast on human flesh this year?

or is my math off??

Wut?

smoosh · 03-21-2017, 02:39 PM

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Originally Posted by snack attack

Wut?

every 17 years, gigantic rampaging parasites arise from beneath the ground and feast on human flesh, usually, small children

the size of tennis balls, these vicious marauding giant killing machines will kill anyone and anything in sight without remorse, except small children who they spare

so hide yo kids, hide yo wives, cause they eatin everybody outchea...especially children

1MOREMOD · 03-21-2017, 02:41 PM

Do they eat or spare children, I'm getting mixed messages

smoosh · 03-21-2017, 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Do they eat or spare children, I'm getting mixed messages

they eat them...sparingly

silvergray545 · 03-21-2017, 03:42 PM

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Originally Posted by smoosh

every 17 years, gigantic rampaging parasites arise from beneath the ground and feast on human flesh, usually, small children

the size of tennis balls, these vicious marauding giant killing machines will kill anyone and anything in sight without remorse, except small children who they spare

so hide yo kids, hide yo wives, cause they eatin everybody outchea...especially children

That's a little extreme.

They are fucking huge though. And they're dumb as hell. They'll fly right into you. Stupid things. The sound they make is awful too.

Last year was the first time I saw them. Luckily, 17 years ago when they came up from underground, I was overseas during that time.

capo180 · 03-21-2017, 05:02 PM

I was down in West Virginia for a short time while they were out.. They were everywhere.

Walk outside and there is dozens of em walking, flying, and dying. Lol.

08njSTEP · 03-21-2017, 05:06 PM

There are several species of cicadas. Only 1 appears on the 17 year cycle. MD and WV have them pretty heavy.

Axius · 03-21-2017, 06:08 PM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

That's a little extreme.

They are fucking huge though. And they're dumb as hell. They'll fly right into you. Stupid things. The sound they make is awful too.

Last year was the first time I saw them. Luckily, 17 years ago when they came up from underground, I was overseas during that time.

So help me God if im not gone before the next wave Ill pack up and head to the mountains.

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