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      01-06-2017, 12:18 PM   #44815
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Your opinion is wrong. Because internet.
Yeah I know. Shame on me for trying my hand and rational thinking. Being an asshole worked so much better.
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Alright, the jig is up. I know you are trolling, there is no way that you typed all of that with any bit of sincerity or validation. It's just not possible.
No William , it was the whore shit thread !
And that's why it sounds normal as well..
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Yeah I know. Shame on me for trying my hand and rational thinking. Being an asshole worked so much better.
The internet is a giant dick measuring contest. The sooner you realize this, the sooner you'll enjoy the life you live now.
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      01-06-2017, 12:22 PM   #44819
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The internet is a giant dick measuring contest. The sooner you realize this, the sooner you'll enjoy the life you live now.
Already enjoy it bro. I also enjoy trolling people who only live through the Internet. It's literally 1% of my existence.
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      01-06-2017, 12:23 PM   #44820
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Also, the salt that the fuckers coated the roads with is annoying AF. Hopefully the F80 starts up when I am finally able to move it out of the garage in 2 months.
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Already enjoy it bro. I also enjoy trolling people who only live through the Internet. It's literally 1% of my existence.
I'm basically only here to troll people that take this shit way too seriously. Lmao

The rest of y'all are cool too.
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Also, the salt that the fuckers coated the roads with is annoying AF. Hopefully the F80 starts up when I am finally able to move it out of the garage in 2 months.
I'm dying over here. Two cars I can't drive.

I did go head to head with a 335 the other day. It was dead even up to 120 when we let off. Damn GLI is no slouch! Debating on slapping a clutch on it this spring and go FBO stage 2.
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All pants are yoga pants if you're brave enough.
Yoga pants looks like shit if you are the owner of big balls...
You know William our 2 big apples with the banana in the middle .


But some chicks find it really sexy !
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Already enjoy it bro. I also enjoy trolling people who only live through the Internet. It's literally 1% of my existence.
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The rest of y'all are cool too.
Yall my internet fam.
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      01-06-2017, 12:29 PM   #44825
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I'm dying over here. Two cars I can't drive.

I did go head to head with a 335 the other day. It was dead even up to 120 when we let off. Damn GLI is no slouch! Debating on slapping a clutch on it this spring and go FBO stage 2.
Still....spending...money....must....stop...moddin g....
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Yoga pants looks like shit if you are the owner of big balls...
You know William our 2 big apples with the banana in the middle .


But some chicks find it really sexy !
Philippe, from one Fylypi to another; please tell me you have not worn yoga pants to showcase the children?
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      01-06-2017, 12:32 PM   #44827
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Yall my internet fam.
Internet fam for sure.
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Still....spending...money....must....stop...moddin g....
Dude, it's a disease. I can't help it.

Sometimes I think consolidating down to one car is the way to go. But I also enjoy having options. Lol
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There might be a few americans on the board who wouldn't mind testing you again. If you are confident that is.
No problem my friend .You guys can find me at anytime here => https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ambiorix

Attention please !!! This night it's -12° Celsius over here .I'm not sure that's good for the test , test can freeze ?
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      01-06-2017, 12:39 PM   #44829
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Internet fam for sure.

Dude, it's a disease. I can't help it.

Sometimes I think consolidating down to one car is the way to go. But I also enjoy having options. Lol
Solution: Motorcycle



You can thank me later..., or now if you want. Now is acceptable.
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      01-06-2017, 12:47 PM   #44830
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Already enjoy it bro. I also enjoy trolling people who only live through the Internet. It's literally 1% of my existence.
I'm basically only here to troll people that take this shit way too seriously. Lmao

The rest of y'all are cool too.
Come at me brah
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      01-06-2017, 12:49 PM   #44831
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Solution: Motorcycle



You can thank me later..., or now if you want. Now is acceptable.
I almost pulled the trigger on a white 848 EVO before I bought the M3. I've wanted a bike for many years. I just don't trust myself. Anytime my friends let me ride their bikes, it's like I have no concept of speed limits. It's just go go go all the time. I won't make it to see 30. Srs.
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I'm putting my face into my palm now.
I already utilized the double face palm a page earlier. I know that we are both speaking English. I believe he is as well.

But do you think that somehow, whatever we post somehow gets jumbled up the moment it is read off this continent and vice versa which is why things come back so creepy?

I'd almost like to believe that theory. Because the alternative is hard for me to accept as well.
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Come at me brah
Perfect example: This guy thinks his beached whale is a racecar.

Don't tempt me bruh
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Also, the salt that the fuckers coated the roads with is annoying AF. Hopefully the F80 starts up when I am finally able to move it out of the garage in 2 months.
I'm dying over here. Two cars I can't drive.

I did go head to head with a 335 the other day. It was dead even up to 120 when we let off. Damn GLI is no slouch! Debating on slapping a clutch on it this spring and go FBO stage 2.
Dew It!!!

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Philippe, from one Fylypi to another; please tell me you have not worn yoga pants to showcase the children?
No worries Philippe !
I have strong legs . I spent 9 years in the gym and my strong legs hide my big balls (I keep them in between)
I don't showcase children in the gym . I work on the perfect female ass with squats ,one leg squat, deadlifts ,calf raises,leg press, lunches, leg curls and leg reverse curls .
Need to say I love to watch her reverse leg curls ,her ass is round as an apple !
And think mother of God please help me ! And that's why I can't show my banana in yoga pants !
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No problem my friend .You guys can find me at anytime here => https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ambiorix

Attention please !!! This night it's -12° Celsius over here .I'm not sure that's good for the test , test can freeze ?
I'm actually surprised it is that cold there. Its the same as here (-13C tonight, but with the wind, it will feel like -20C).
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