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[Lups]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

I'm older than 9 years. Wait, are we counting in dog or something?


Lups, tough love (like he's getting at home) is all that will work. He throws the hissy fit, he's hurt, and you (and she) pay more attention. It's a learned behavior and very difficult to change. I haven't been able to myself. He comes crying and you, with the grace of a swan, go dancing with him. This is the poor-me attention whore.

That's actually really good. I never thought of it, and because she goes straight for the fuck no, the thing is growing inside me, so you shut up, he is gladly kicked out to get a platform to have those fits int.

So I endured karaoke for nothing. Nice.

But that's a very, very good explanation. And fits.

Texting the group and kicking him out. Hell, his wife wants him home but with a little less whining.

[smoosh]

found Verb on some random ass bodybuilding article : : : Verbiage silvergray545

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

Try not to let it slow down too much eh? (The "eh" is just for you - although we say it, we never write it).

No need to write it. I read everything you wright in this accent.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

Are swans graceful? Because I somehow don't picture Lups being able to dance gracefully. I'm thinking she would look more like a human sized Vitamix blender out on the dance floor.

Hahahahahah!

Figure skating since four years old till 18. Roller skating from 14- ankle broke to bits.

I in college paid my rent as a dancer in a few clubs (no stripping, lol my autocorrect.!!) but no clue about ballroom dancing. I can put on slippery shoes and be dragged around the floor, but no clue about the steps.

As for swans. They are ego killing maniacs. They are beasts. I fucking hate them. Please do not ask why because I will probably tell.

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by smoosh

found Verb on some random ass bodybuilding article : : : Verbiage silvergray545

trvplvrdBOI explain yourself. You can't hide forever.

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by Lups

As for swans. They are ego killing maniacs. They are beasts. I fucking hate them. Please do not ask why because I will probably tell.

Why? Pray tell.

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

Show me the sarcasm font!!!!!

Here is the emoticon....

See, I'm a helpful person sometimes.

[Aatish]

Not bad.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

Why? Pray tell.

God damnit, tough love worked. I have an empty house (from guests)! Can I tell you this humiliating story later?

Wade is right tho. The dude should be there for the wife and stop bitching about the hard time he has seeing her suffering. I never thought of it that way, but even if he is down and hurting, he has the easy part.

I'm off to bed. I need my two hours!

[smoosh]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

trvplvrdBOI explain yourself. You can't hide forever.

ahhh!!

I had a feeling :

[Aatish]

Not bad juice.

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by Aatish

Not bad juice.

Sometimes I forget how much body hair you have, and then I'm like... RIGHT.

[Aatish]

Originally Posted by Biorin

Sometimes I forget how much body hair you have, and then I'm like... RIGHT.

Keeps me warm in the cold.

[08njSTEP]

Reminded me of Planet of the Apes. Watching all the originals this week. The conundrum:

Cornelius and Zira are the chimps in 1st movie. The earth gets destroyed 2nd movie. Cornelius and Zira rocket back in time and have a baby 3rd movie. The baby is raised in a circus and ends up leading the uprising in 4th. His name is Ceasar. 5th movie Ceasar is in charge and apes and humans live together. Caesar's son is named.... Cornelius. So Caesar's son is his future father who goes back in time after the earth is destroyed.

If Taylor(Charlton Heston) had killed Cornelius then the planet never would have been run by apes, and would not be destroyed. Fucking slacker.

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by Lups

Cool, my work mail doesn't like phones (three years, and so on, and we've come to the conclusion we have the most secure server ever in our hands, or that we are too fucking stupid to fix it.) so that's what I get through.

I really do get him! I just need to help him fast so he can be allowed home more so I can be in mine working alone at night. Without karaoke or even worse, all the bloody dancing. I don't know any other man on the planet with this weird ways to destress.

And thanks. But you are the only one I know currently in this situation, so please give us tips. Not for my sanity, not for his sanity, but for her sanity.

I emailed you - cheers!

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by Biorin

Sometimes I forget how much body hair you have, and then I'm like... RIGHT.

You know, I thought there was a saying that hair was a sign of virility.

But then I googled it, and found to my surprise that actually it is early balding / bald men that are theorized to be most virile, due to more testosterone causing the hair loss early.

Imagine my surprise. According to popular theory then, I must be very virile.

[Aatish]

My current relationship status would say otherwise.

Whatevaz. I don't need to wear thermals.

[shoei]

Originally Posted by Aatish

Not bad juice.

Sasquatch has been spotted... In the wild...

[Aatish]

You should see (or not see) my legs.

[1MOREMOD]

Shave it weirdo

[Aatish]

My weed wacker broke

[1MOREMOD]

Lay down I can use my mower