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      07-20-2017, 02:04 PM   #50535
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I think that's from the 1993 release of "Wede makes a porno".
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Dora is a Mexican, of course they don't have Dora all the way in Belgieland.
William all I can say is..The name Dora sounds sexy , you know a kinda wild thing !
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      07-20-2017, 02:22 PM   #50538
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This is why I always respect my elders.

They have so much wisdom to share.

Thanks Wede!
Some day, when you can steal the pebble from my hand, you will be ready grasshopper


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William all I can say is..The name Dora sounds sexy , you know a kinda wild thing !
Dora THE EXPLORER. She wants to EXPLORE your . . .

WHAT AM I SAYING? No more testo-pedo pills this week!
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This is why I always respect my elders.

They have so much wisdom to share.

Thanks Wede!
Romans had only wisdom in insane sex orgies at the battlefield . That's why they were wearing mini skirts .
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      07-20-2017, 02:29 PM   #50541
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      07-20-2017, 02:32 PM   #50542
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Dora THE EXPLORER. She wants to EXPLORE your . . .

WHAT AM I SAYING? No more testo-pedo pills this week!
You sound like our priest behind in the church , her name was not Dora but Marie .
The maid (Marie) was on her knees (not for prayers) while he pulled on her long black hair..
On the other hand ..Lord I confess I would bang her too in our church from behind !
Forgive me my sins ..
AMEN !
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Ohhhh Christ ! I tought it was sexy bitch ..
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      07-21-2017, 04:37 AM   #50544
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1) Be like Gary and demand a 7 series?
2) Install DP, JB4, CAI for that 25 HP gain alone and add a M3 decal for that extra 6.5 HP?
3) Walk in and demand my e90 back and wait until they call me back when the airbag does arrive?
4) Ban myself?
5) Play with myself?
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2) Spent no money for worthless mods because of your speed limits
3) Spank the shop guy as long as your airbag arrives
4&5) Got banned for considering playing with yourself
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      07-21-2017, 05:48 AM   #50545
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William all I can say is..The name Dora sounds sexy , you know a kinda wild thing !
...., Dora is a 5 year old Mexican....,
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      07-21-2017, 07:19 AM   #50546
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...., Dora is a 5 year old Mexican....,
Dora + 20 years..
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      07-22-2017, 06:34 AM   #50547
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Also our E90 330 and 325 will soon have some sort of boost. So there is actually more of a chance to get more hp out of a 330 then a 335 in my opinion
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      07-22-2017, 09:08 AM   #50548
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      07-22-2017, 09:59 AM   #50549
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And eats too. Rides are currently closed due to thunder/lightning so gotta kill time.
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And eats too. Rides are currently closed due to thunder/lightning so gotta kill time.
No good ! Sounds like the Apocalypse !
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And eats too. Rides are currently closed due to thunder/lightning so gotta kill time.
So be sure that you're not gonna ride the lightning, I wont pick another preferred victim for bans
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So be sure that you're not gonna ride the lightning, I wont pick another preferred victim for bans
I'm at SeaWorld now visiting penguins, sharks 'n' whales. Banned for no poultry here.
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So be sure that you're not gonna ride the lightning, I wont pick another preferred victim for bans
I'm at SeaWorld now visiting penguins, sharks 'n' whales. Banned for no poultry here.
Chicken of the sea...?!?!
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thinking of taking family to Disney world
Depends on which hotel you want to stay at. On site at Disney or offsite? Hotels near Disney (decent area) can be had as low as $35 a night up to $250 a night. However, anything over $130/night might as well stay at one of their Value Resorts or campgrounds as they can be under $200 a night at times, depending on the season and how far advance you can book. For the cheaper hotels I would go to Hotels.com and Travelocity and compare. Being a FL resident I get great deals ($125/night at select Value Resorts). The campgrounds are so awesome. You can rent a golf cart for about $40 a day and drive around drunk . Been there twice this year already but just remember that 1/2 of Disney Studios is closed as they are building a new Star Wars area so you only need to get Fast Passes for Aerosmith ride and Tower of Terror and maybe one show, then hit up another park on the same day. Animal Kingdom will be slammed with the new Avatar World so be prepared. I love Epcot and Magic Kingdom (the kid in me). Flights, same sites mentioned above.

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Calling Killer whales chicken? Remind me to put hot sauce on my chicken tonight.
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