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      06-12-2017, 02:00 PM   #23
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So as I see it....only one option; immediately and without thought of consequence, trade in your X5 50i for a M model, mod it as required, find the guy so that you can spank him and earn your dignity back.

I'm sure your wife will understand.
correct, one of the only 2 available choices for him to maintain his manhood. The other is:
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So as I see it....only one option; immediately and without thought of consequence, trade in your X5 50i for a M model, mod it as required, find the guy so that you can spank him and earn your dignity back.

I'm sure your wife will understand.
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correct, one of the only 2 available choices for him to maintain his manhood. The other is:




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      06-15-2017, 06:12 AM   #26
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I've got a '17 M3 competition package car... Fast doesn't begin to describe it. Put your foot into it and hold for any length of time in any gear and the car is screaming forward at get arrested speeds.

Handles like it's on rails, too.
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I've got a '17 M3 competition package car... Fast doesn't begin to describe it. Put your foot into it and hold for any length of time in any gear and the car is screaming forward at get arrested speeds.

Handles like it's on rails, too.
Yeah but is it as fast as this M2?
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