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      03-07-2017, 06:56 PM   #47917
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That's right - infractions!
So the equivalent of getting a ticket for jay walking or..., parking at 5pm in a no parking after 4:30pm zone....

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I mean, he can't move to my city all unannounced and rot away in an apartment somewhere!

There aren't many BBQ places around here. Bummer.
Yeah, wtf do you people even eat around here. Ive basically survived on bbq the past four years
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      03-07-2017, 07:03 PM   #47918
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I mean, he can't move to my city all unannounced and rot away in an apartment somewhere!

There aren't many BBQ places around here. Bummer.
Yeah, wtf do you people even eat around here. Ive basically survived on bbq the past four years
Mexican bro. Lots of Mexican. Cleveland doesnt specialize in anything really.

Cant wait to leave this shit hole for Florida in a few days. I thought winter was over a few weeks ago lol.
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      03-07-2017, 07:06 PM   #47919
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I mean, he can't move to my city all unannounced and rot away in an apartment somewhere!

There aren't many BBQ places around here. Bummer.
Yeah, wtf do you people even eat around here. Ive basically survived on bbq the past four years
Be thankful - they might not have baked beans either...

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      03-07-2017, 08:33 PM   #47921
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So is this where peeps come and post random shite when they're pissed up, stoned, can't sleep, mad or just wanna vent....?
no, it's where we all post pics of our McLarens

you first
Is this a trap??
Nope. Most of us own one. Mine is in storage for the winter. No peasants allowed in this thread.
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      03-07-2017, 08:43 PM   #47922
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no, it's where we all post pics of our McLarens

you first
I didn't know it was national post pics of your mclaren day !!!
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      03-07-2017, 09:02 PM   #47923
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Hahaha

I remember when Aatish first mentioned he had a Ferrari how the ladies and some of the guys started kissing his ass.
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      03-07-2017, 09:15 PM   #47924
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So is this where peeps come and post random shite when they're pissed up, stoned, can't sleep, mad or just wanna vent....?
no, it's where we all post pics of our McLarens

you first
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Nope. Most of us own one. Mine is in storage for the winter. No peasants allowed in this thread.
Sweet!! Here's mine!

What you reckon to the new 720s? Bit messy imo.
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      03-07-2017, 09:20 PM   #47925
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      03-07-2017, 09:27 PM   #47926
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I didn't know it was national post pics of your mclaren day !!!
McLaren is a bit over played. I'll stick with my domestic exotics!



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      03-07-2017, 09:33 PM   #47927
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What you reckon to the new 720s? Bit messy imo.
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      03-07-2017, 09:59 PM   #47929
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      03-07-2017, 10:49 PM   #47930
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      03-07-2017, 10:59 PM   #47931
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Yeah, wtf do you people even eat around here. Ive basically survived on bbq the past four years
Mexican. Taco Tuesdays are a thing. Hit up Barrio for that.

I can count the number of times in the last five years I've eaten BBQ on one hand.
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      03-07-2017, 11:00 PM   #47932
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      03-07-2017, 11:03 PM   #47933
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There are a few places. It's just not big out here.
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      03-07-2017, 11:04 PM   #47934
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Metallica is on tour!!!! And they will be here in May!!!!!!!!!!!! Yaaaaassssssssss. Lups come back here please.
Metallica was always too girly for my liking, and I don't fancy your new welcome comity.

Metallica always finds finland too.
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      03-07-2017, 11:18 PM   #47935
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The struggle.
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      03-08-2017, 01:45 AM   #47936
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Why is the crotch area blacked out?
Pretty sure she was looking out for my feelings. Not wanting me to see how much bigger her penis bulge is than mine.
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      03-08-2017, 05:17 AM   #47937
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Why is the crotch area blacked out?
My friend she always hides the best looking parts !
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Pretty sure she was looking out for my feelings. Not wanting me to see how much bigger her penis bulge is than mine.
Not sure about this...because she has sexy boobs.
But one thing is for sure..Her mustache is bigger !
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