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Lups · 02-18-2017, 01:06 PM

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Sup, granny... Did you get a car yet? Or are you still just a shadow of your former self...

Oh shut it you old goat. I'm playing scrabble and even the kids are better at it than I. I fucking hate the person who invented this torture.

Axius · 02-18-2017, 01:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

Oh shut it you old goat. I'm playing scrabble and even the kids are better at it than I. I fucking hate the person who invented this torture.

Scrabble sucks. Uno is the best, you can make it into a Mexican night with Coronas and tacos also.

Lups · 02-18-2017, 01:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

Scrabble sucks. Uno is the best, you can make it into a Mexican night with Coronas and tacos also.

Ha, we had Mexican for lunch, but sadly there are zero jalapenos in finland currently so it sucked. Now I'm being tortured to death by a game.

Why did I have to fire you? You were so much more fun than the bloody dork who keeps beating me at this is.

Axius · 02-18-2017, 01:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

Ha, we had Mexican for lunch, but sadly there are zero jalapenos in finland currently so it sucked. Now I'm being tortured to death by a game.

Why did I have to fire you? You were so much more fun than the bloody dork who keeps beating me at this is.

Hindsight is 20/20 now isn't it! Ball was in your court, and you threw it out of bounds. I'm happily washing Biorin car with the most delicate of microfiber towels that were carefully threaded by some of Italy's best.

You done messed up.

Biorin · 02-18-2017, 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

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Originally Posted by Lups

Ha, we had Mexican for lunch, but sadly there are zero jalapenos in finland currently so it sucked. Now I'm being tortured to death by a game.

Why did I have to fire you? You were so much more fun than the bloody dork who keeps beating me at this is.

Hindsight is 20/20 now isn't it! Ball was in your court, and you threw it out of bounds. I'm happily washing Biorin car with the most delicate of microfiber towels that were carefully threaded by some of Italy's best.

You done messed up.

I thought the towels were made from your knitted testicle hairs?

///M Power-Belgium · 02-18-2017, 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

Why is it okay and cool for a girl to fuck a cucumber but not a man. Double standards.

Your comment sounds like this...

08njSTEP · 02-18-2017, 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Biorin

I thought the towels were made from your knitted testicle hairs?

That explains the micro part

Couldn't resist

Axius · 02-18-2017, 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Biorin

I thought the towels were made from your knitted testicle hairs?

You weren't supposed to mention that..., it was in the non disclosure. Ugh.

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Originally Posted by 08njSTEP

That explains the micro part

Couldn't resist

NASA is still working on a telescope that can locate my penis. Thank God for government funding.

Mr Tonka · 02-18-2017, 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

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Originally Posted by Biorin

I thought the towels were made from your knitted testicle hairs?

You weren't supposed to mention that..., it was in the non disclosure. Ugh.

Secret is out. Put me down for two. How much?

///M Power-Belgium · 02-18-2017, 03:19 PM

I ?

///M Power-Belgium · 02-18-2017, 04:31 PM

Mr Tonka

Axius · 02-18-2017, 05:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Secret is out. Put me down for two. How much?

Last offer was for $100 each, but the moment stopped using them worksmanship decreased drastically. Wanna throw an offer?

08njSTEP · 02-18-2017, 06:13 PM

I drive a TON of cars and usually find drivers aids to be pretty useless. Shaking seats, pdc, backup cameras all seem pretty inaccurate to me. That changed after driving MB GLS 450. Incredible! The graphic shows where the front wheels are going and also shows rear tracking, overhead view, camera so good you can actually determine exactly what's around. Very, very impressed by MB.

I drive around 40 cars a week into a building and into and out of spray booths. A lot of very close quarters driving.

///M Power-Belgium · 02-18-2017, 07:07 PM

Jackson is born again !

Mr Tonka · 02-18-2017, 08:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Secret is out. Put me down for two. How much?

Last offer was for $100 each, but the moment stopped using them worksmanship decreased drastically. Wanna throw an offer?

I'll gladly pay you $2.38.

Axius · 02-18-2017, 08:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

I'll gladly pay you $2.38.

...., fine. Im broke, just PM the address.

Aatish · 02-18-2017, 08:37 PM

Knowing Italian comes in handy.

Mr Tonka · 02-18-2017, 08:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

I'll gladly pay you $2.38.

...., fine. Im broke, just PM the address.

Ha! I would have paid $100! Sucker.

Axius · 02-18-2017, 08:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Ha! I would have paid $100! Sucker.

Shouldnt have said that, now ill sell more to Biorin!

Could have kept your mouth shut and reaped the profits.

Biorin · 02-18-2017, 09:07 PM

All Star contest is mad uncomfortable to watch between the Steph Curry half court shot and Aaron Gordon's dunks... or lack thereof.

Axius · 02-18-2017, 09:14 PM

Bellator MMA is on Spike, its somewhat more interesting..., but not by much so far.

TrevorM3 · 02-18-2017, 09:25 PM

just worked 14hrs.

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