What's that? You wanna chit chat? Welcome to the whore thread!

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

Yeah, almost like an old married couple. We've settled into a comfortable understanding.

Hi there Canada , how are you ?

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

If you let Biorin drive a MUSTANG backwards as getaway car


Oh the huge manatee!!!

That would probably, be, like, omg, my most deaths ever! When do we start??

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

Yeah, almost like an old married couple. We've settled into a comfortable understanding.

Or rather, we both understand we like our disputes (exl hockey you fucking fucks!) and we run with them wildly. But I can see us having real dialogs too, even when we disagree. That is the highest form in my opinion for any human relationship.

Originally Posted by UncleWede

If you let Biorin drive a MUSTANG backwards as getaway car


Oh the huge manatee!!!

Wade you made me cry the other night. Honest to milk, if you need cheap labor or something, contact me. For friends I'm cheaper than slaves or illegals or other workforces I don't approve (yeah, as in slavery. Illegal labor is kind of like it since no rights or benefits and others gain from it).

[nyalpine90]

mustang as a getaway car lol
ill take the train

[Lups]

Originally Posted by smoosh

hah, yeah I'm Gucci...I was mostly dicking around, chances of male in US catching HIV is like 0.08% or some shit...

plus, my gainz would protect me from any potential disease

I know man, you seriously think I'd answer so without knowing the stats?

Also, touching a bleeding child is fine, drinking from the same glass as a hiv patient and so on. It takes effort to get it.

But honestly dork. I'm the preacher of sexual health, birth control and also (but not as birth control but as the worst case oh fuck case eliminator) abortion rights. My tip of the day is: Wrap it up.

But as you said earlier, four years man, its mandatory for me to kick you when you're down.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Lups

Bs. Getting laid is hard work, men have it so easy.

thats it with you!!

I send you glamourous pictures all the time, pics that are inspiring, and I'M TOXIC? well fuck you, I will never ever send you anything again!!!

Men getting laid is based on their own attitude, women getting laid is based on having a vagina and boobs of some sort. Women have it easy. You just messed up and did the whole marriage thing.

There is no "IT" with me! You send me pics of dogs shitting it the middle of frozen lakes! Okay okay, the pics of Laura make me feel alive again, but there's only been TWO, so your inspiring pics as you say, are lackadaisical and have no consistency.

[Aatish]

Girl scout just cleaned out my wallet.

[1MOREMOD]

Originally Posted by Axius

It'll have to be like a 75 Caddie coupe deville drop top and then duct tape your dead body to the hood. Not sure I know any necrophiliacs though, so that might be tough.

Don't tell them im.dead and prop my pecker up with popsicle sticks

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by Aatish

Girl scout just cleaned out my wallet.

It's not strong arm robbery IF you willingly give them the money

I can relate too...

[The Choosey begger]

I hate it when cute chicks believe they're witty. I mean guys would laugh at anything you say, funny or not if you're cute.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by anglo

I hate it when cute chicks believe they're witty. I mean guys would laugh at anything you say, funny or not if you're cute.

Really? You Americans are weird. I wish this would work here too.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Axius

Men getting laid is based on their own attitude, women getting laid is based on having a vagina and boobs of some sort. Women have it easy. You just messed up and did the whole marriage thing.

There is no "IT" with me! You send me pics of dogs shitting it the middle of frozen lakes! Okay okay, the pics of Laura make me feel alive again, but there's only been TWO, so your inspiring pics as you say, are lackadaisical and have no consistency.

I was trying to show you the natural beauty of my country!

The damn dog had to run to the photo, and do her business just then, now all you ever remember about finland is a German shepherd shitting on a lake.

I really should start my own promotion company. I bet I would be good at it.

[nyalpine90]

everybody is lookn for something

[Aatish]

Happy Thursday

[nyalpine90]

[Aatish]

@duck fat

http://www.goo-net-exchange.com/used...003/index.html

[RJ_]

Home sick from work so lots of time for BP.

In other news, apparently in this state it's illegal to DIY replace a water heater in a rental property, even if you live there as the owner. So now I get to pay someone $500 to come unscrew 3 lines. :/

What's funny is that washers and dryers are exempt from this as they're "simple", despite also having 2 water lines and 1 gas line. They even have electrical cords! That should make them more complicated! /s

Anyway, the city also checks permits pulled when they do rental certifications, so it would 100% get caught because everything is registered. The bureaucracy is real.

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by anglo

I hate it when cute chicks believe they're witty. I mean guys would laugh at anything you say, funny or not if you're cute.

I had ex chicks with a too big ego , and I can tell you that's worse...
I mean that really sucks !

[nyalpine90]

Originally Posted by RJ_

Home sick from work so lots of time for BP.

In other news, apparently in this state it's illegal to DIY replace a water heater in a rental property, even if you live there as the owner. So now I get to pay someone $500 to come unscrew 3 lines. :/

What's funny is that washers and dryers are exempt from this as they're "simple", despite also having 2 water lines and 1 gas line. They even have electrical cords! That should make them more complicated! /s

Anyway, the city also checks permits pulled when they do rental certifications, so it would 100% get caught because everything is registered. The bureaucracy is real.

license plumber to do the install

what water heater did u get

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

I had ex chicks with a too big ego , and I can tell you that's worse...
I mean that really sucks !

Belgie - When you say ego, I'm wondering if you meant to say 'standards'?

[nyalpine90]

im diggin the AR Stelvio

[Aatish]

Originally Posted by RJ_

Home sick from work so lots of time for BP.

In other news, apparently in this state it's illegal to DIY replace a water heater in a rental property, even if you live there as the owner. So now I get to pay someone $500 to come unscrew 3 lines. :/

What's funny is that washers and dryers are exempt from this as they're "simple", despite also having 2 water lines and 1 gas line. They even have electrical cords! That should make them more complicated! /s

Anyway, the city also checks permits pulled when they do rental certifications, so it would 100% get caught because everything is registered. The bureaucracy is real.

Slip inspector a $20, and tell him "what water heater"