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Axius · 07-20-2016, 10:39 AM

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Lol!
My attorney said that he would have just choked her out on the spot.

I don't know how you didn't. Would have put her in a head lock and Macho Man Randy Savage drop kicked her to the ground.

MKSixer · 07-20-2016, 10:46 AM

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I don't know how you didn't. Would have put her in a head lock and Macho Man Randy Savage drop kicked her to the ground.

I sat in the car for 15 minutes before I opened the door. I was calm by then. I did ask her, 'What happened?' She said that she just wasn't paying attention. Before we left she said, 'I tell my 3 kids to be attentive when driving at all times and now I'm the one who wasn't attentive and ruined your beautiful car. Mr. K, please accept my apologies.' She held her hand out for a hand shake at that point and I shook it. My attorney rolled his eyes.

Aatish · 07-20-2016, 10:46 AM

Considering I pulled my switch blade when the valet scratched my 3, bodies bag would've have been needed if something like this happened to my other cars...

F87LUV · 07-20-2016, 10:48 AM

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Considering I pulled my switch blade when the valet scratched my 3, bodies bag would've have been needed if something like this happened to my other cars...

Whoa tough guy!!

It's unfortunate but it happens and that's why you have insurance. Luckily MKSixer didn't get hurt.

MKSixer · 07-20-2016, 10:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Aatish

Considering I pulled my switch blade when the valet scratched my 3, bodies bag would've have been needed if something like this happened to my other cars...

Lol!
I like your style!!

Aatish · 07-20-2016, 10:49 AM

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Considering I pulled my switch blade when the valet scratched my 3, bodies bag would've have been needed if something like this happened to my other cars...

Whoa tough guy!!

Them ICON parking guys need to be treated like that

Axius · 07-20-2016, 10:49 AM

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

I sat in the car for 15 minutes before I opened the door. I was calm by then. I did ask her, 'What happened?' She said that she just wasn't paying attention. Before we left she said, 'I tell my 3 kids to be attentive when driving at all times and now I'm the one who wasn't attentive and ruined your beautiful car. Mr. K, please accept my apologies.' She held her hand out for a hand shake at that point and I shook it. My attorney rolled his eyes.

...., soooooo you're saying she didn't offer a BJ but a measly hand shake instead?

Dude..., negotiation skills. I know you have them! Use them! Ugh!

MKSixer · 07-20-2016, 10:50 AM

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...., soooooo you're saying she didn't offer a BJ but a measly hand shake instead?

Dude..., negotiation skills. I know you have them! Use them! Ugh!

Meth mouth. I'm just glad she had insurance!

Axius · 07-20-2016, 10:52 AM

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

Meth mouth. I'm just glad she had insurance!

I revoke my statement and admire your situational awareness. Good stuff.

MKSixer · 07-20-2016, 10:53 AM

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I revoke my statement and admire your situational awareness. Good stuff.

What would Axius do...exactly the same!! We have the stuff!

Aatish · 07-20-2016, 10:53 AM

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

Lol!
I like your style!!

I don't usually lose my temper...but when I do, it's because someone fucked with either my family, my friends, or my cars.

Axius · 07-20-2016, 10:54 AM

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What would Axius do...exactly the same!! We have the stuff!

MK FOR PRESIDENTE!

Meth. Not. Even. Once.

silvergray545 · 07-20-2016, 10:55 AM

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I don't have a degree in anything. Not even an associates. I can make more money than my friends with degrees if I stay in the industry and take a career that has internal advancement. Manufacturing will always be around, and not to toot the horn, but I'm really good at it and enjoy it.

Only other thing I would want to do is open my own restaurant, because I cook some killer ass meals.

Makes sense. It's funny because I used to be an auditor and manufacturing was kind of my unofficial specialty. When I was job searching, I wanted nothing to do with the manufacturing industry. Wound up landing a position with a company in that's in the consulting industry.

Restaurants are tough work. I have a few friends that are rather successful in the restaurant industry. It's very cut throat. I give credit to anyone that can open and run a restaurant.

MKSixer · 07-20-2016, 10:55 AM

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MK FOR PRESIDENTE!

Meth. Not. Even. Once.

Add me to the ticket!! You guys can run things. I want to be Chief of Stuff.

Axius · 07-20-2016, 10:57 AM

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Makes sense. It's funny because I used to be an auditor and manufacturing was kind of my unofficial specialty. When I was job searching, I wanted nothing to do with the manufacturing industry. Wound up landing a position with a company in that's in the consulting industry.

Restaurants are tough work. I have a few friends that are rather successful in the restaurant industry. It's very cut throat. I give credit to anyone that can open and run a restaurant.

Exactly. I kind of just fell into this position when I started setting up and programming CNC machines and doing AutoCad prototype prints 6 years ago. It's fun and every day is a new challenge. Some days I get to sit around and post bullshit all day. Can't complain. Just want mo' monay mo' monay.

Yeah, it's too cut throat for me. If anything could just open a bar, but then would just be drunk all day, so that's a disaster waiting to happen.

silvergray545 · 07-20-2016, 10:58 AM

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Add me to the ticket!! You guys can run things. I want to be Chief of Stuff.

Can I be Chief of Motorsport Activities?

Axius · 07-20-2016, 11:00 AM

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Add me to the ticket!! You guys can run things. I want to be Chief of Stuff.

You're in! Chief of All Things Stuff. A Force Not Be Reckoned With Or You'll Be Stuffed (Like an animal, no homo).

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Can I be Chief of Motorsport Activities?

You are Chief of whatever the hell we assign you, got it boy?

MKSixer · 07-20-2016, 11:03 AM

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You're in! Chief of All Things Stuff. A Force Not Be Reckoned With Or You'll Be Stuffed (Like an animal, no homo).

You are Chief of whatever the hell we assign you, got it boy?

This is going to be the best administration EVER!!

shoei · 07-20-2016, 11:05 AM

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You're in! Chief of All Things Stuff. A Force Not Be Reckoned With Or You'll Be Stuffed (Like an animal, no homo).

You are Chief of whatever the hell we assign you, got it boy?

This is going to be the best administration EVER!!

Not until you find yourself speech writers like the trump campaign... Then, the circle of life is complete...

MKSixer · 07-20-2016, 11:07 AM

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Not until you find yourself speech writers like the trump campaign... Then, the circle of life is complete...

Speech writers?!!?! No.

Deeds, not Words! We do Stuff. We don't talk about it.

silvergray545 · 07-20-2016, 11:07 AM

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Exactly. I kind of just fell into this position when I started setting up and programming CNC machines and doing AutoCad prototype prints 6 years ago. It's fun and every day is a new challenge. Some days I get to sit around and post bullshit all day. Can't complain. Just want mo' monay mo' monay.

Yeah, it's too cut throat for me. If anything could just open a bar, but then would just be drunk all day, so that's a disaster waiting to happen.

Very cool. I wish I had the knowledge to do that kind of work. I always find that kind of stuff interesting.

And yes, I think owning a bar would be a bad idea for you. You'd drunkenly hit on every female customer that walks through the door!

MKSixer · 07-20-2016, 11:09 AM

Axius 1MOREMOD

Can you guys write an executive order to add Track Day Insurance to Obamacare?

silvergray545 do you endorse this as Chief of Motorsports Activities?

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