I went to the grocery store while my hairy husband was taking a nap and the kids were sitting still and reading books.
I came back from the store and my husband had no hair, my son has some hair, and my dog is butt naked literally. I was informed that they were responsible and tested the trimmer first on our smaller boy, then when they saw it working, they tested it on the dog, and when that didn't work so well they tested the trimmer on the sleeping husband.
Anyway, if anyone here has wondered what a Gs would look like if it was trimmed by a seven and a five year olds:
Edit: Of course I fucked up the pic...