I went through four years of high school, and never once set foot in the boy's room.
In my 34 years of working at the same employer, I can count the number of times that I've dropped a deuce at work on one hand...and most of them dropped themselves as, um, soft-serve.
I have the mighty Ferguson of toilets at home, and it can flush 36 golf balls in a 1.6 gallon ba-woooosh. Why would I ever want to take a dump anyplace else?????