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      01-27-2017, 10:44 AM   #45893
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...., where is everyone
Late to work because I had to pick up car from break-in service!
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...., where is everyone
Late to work because I went out last night and didn't realize that I'm too old for that shit.
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and by "work" I mean "that place I go where I'm paid to spend time on BP"
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      01-27-2017, 10:48 AM   #45896
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Late to work because I went out last night and didn't realize that I'm too old for that shit.
The struggle is real. I remember wondering why bars closed so incredibly early at 2am. Now I'm like... I better be in bed by 2am.
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      01-27-2017, 10:54 AM   #45897
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and by "work" I mean "that place I go where I'm paid to spend time on BP"
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The struggle is real. I remember wondering why bars closed so incredibly early at 2am. Now I'm like... I better be in bed by 2am.
I think I'm actually dying. And of course, payroll is due today so I actually have to use my brain. I might just say screw it and do that 35 million line journal entry on Monday. Because imminent death.
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Late to work because I had to pick up car from break-in service!
Nice! Hows the manual been treating you?

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Late to work because I went out last night and didn't realize that I'm too old for that shit.
Went out last night also for billiards league, consumed many a drinks, it's all a blur.

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and by "work" I mean "that place I go where I'm paid to spend time on BP"
Getting paid to sit online, can't ask for much more!
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      01-27-2017, 10:56 AM   #45899
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Nice! Hows the manual been treating you?
Well! I daresay I'm pretty good at it now. Sort of.

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I think I'm actually dying. And of course, payroll is due today so I actually have to use my brain. I might just say screw it and do that 35 million line journal entry on Monday. Because imminent death.
That's right, you're an accountant too. What's your role exactly?
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Went out last night also for billiards league, consumed many a drinks, it's all a blur.
Sounds like an excellent night out!
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That's right, you're an accountant too. What's your role exactly?
I'm a financial controller.
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I'm a financial controller.
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Well! I daresay I'm pretty good at it now. Sort of.
As long as you aren't driving around granny shifting like Torreto you're doing just fine!
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As long as you aren't driving around granny shifting like Torreto you're doing just fine!
I live my life a quarter mile at a time.
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      01-27-2017, 11:29 AM   #45905
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im tired of reading/listening about Trump did this or didnt do this..smh

open yahoo news and few links is about Trump lol
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I live my life a quarter mile at a time.
And for those 9 seconds or less, nothing matters, not my wife, my dying goldfish, the stars in the sky. In that time, I am free.
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im tired of reading/listening about Trump did this or didnt do this..smh

open yahoo news and few links is about Trump lol
Same here dude, especially the garbage on FB from the uneducatededs, pretty much just go on there to see hot tattoo'd chicks now and all the tards on the Woodward group page.
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Same here dude, especially the garbage on FB from the uneducatededs, pretty much just go on there to see hot tattoo'd chicks now and all the tards on the Woodward group page.
turn on the tv, its same crap!

all of sudden every1 is into politics, all this useless protesting.
dont u have kids,wife/husband.. a job or school..
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I live my life a quarter mile at a time.
As long as your transmission doesn't do the same, you're golden.


One of my closest friends took your apparent path many years ago. Didn't know how to drive stick and decided to buy a stick M3 (pretty new too) to learn.

No word of a lie, there was so much space / time in between gear selections as he struggled to find the right gear.

Didn't help either that I was in the back seat yelling "duck, duck, duck (and then when he finally found the right gear), goose". I'm an excellent friend. We are still super close in spite of me. Though he has his fair share of idiosyncrasies too.
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turn on the tv, its same crap!

all of sudden every1 is into politics, all this useless protesting.
dont u have kids,wife/husband.. a job or school..
I don't mind the protesting, it does help create some awareness to a degree.

What I do mind, is people flooding others with their own political standing as the correct one, instead of remembering the fact the US is so great is that you can have contending ideas and BOTH are correct. Bashing on the other side is ignorant, and it's another realization why I can't stand the general public, let alone the snowflakes of my generation.
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Fucking snowflakes.


Didn't know that term existed until a week ago.
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Same here dude, especially the garbage on FB from the uneducatededs, pretty much just go on there to see hot tattoo'd chicks now and all the tards on the Woodward group page.
Well, if you're moving to Cleveland you'll be surrounded by those uneducated.
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As long as your transmission doesn't do the same, you're golden.


One of my closest friends took your apparent path many years ago. Didn't know how to drive stick and decided to buy a stick M3 (pretty new too) to learn.

No word of a lie, there was so much space / time in between gear selections as he struggled to find the right gear.

Didn't help either that I was in the back seat yelling "duck, duck, duck (and then when he finally found the right gear), goose". I'm an excellent friend. We are still super close in spite of me. Though he has his fair share of idiosyncrasies too.
Duck duck goose is HILARIOUS. I "could" drive stick beforehand, I just had pretty minimal practice, especially in scenarios with a lot of traffic/people/hills. Getting started from a stop without bucking (my coworker now calls my car O.J., because bucking = bronco = Ford Bronco = O.J. Simpson, naturally) was the real learning curve.
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