What's that? You wanna chit chat? Welcome to the whore thread!

[RJ_]

On a positive note, the cow is now chilling with his homie Harambe at the big zoo in the sky.

[shockin330i]

Originally Posted by RJ_

On a positive note, the cow is now chilling with his homie Harambe at the big zoo in the sky.

#dicksout

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

///M Power-Belgium - The toe is much better, thanks for asking!

Apparently shoei thinks I am on deaths door step

Good to hear Sir your toe is new again ..

Yeah , that's typical shoei

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Aatish

This warrants for protest

Did it have a name? We should make a memorial and have like an annual..., something idk what, dedicated to him.


Hmmmm but what could we do?

[Aatish]

Originally Posted by Axius

Did it have a name? We should make a memorial and have like an annual..., something idk what, dedicated to him.


Hmmmm but what could we do?

Start a bacon movement?

[Biorin]

We should go cow hunting.

[smoosh]

Originally Posted by Biorin

We should go cow hunting.

fun fact, cows are sacred in Hinduism...

soooo....

yeah

but in Americanism they are most delicious, so hunt on my American douche sista

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Biorin

We should go cow hunting.

Too easy, lets think of something more adventurous.

[Aatish]

Cow themed gay bar?

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Aatish

Cow themed gay bar?

Waiters wear cow hide chaps and cowboy hats? Cow hide vests?

[Aatish]

Originally Posted by Axius

Waiters wear cow hide chaps and cowboy hats? Cow hide vests?

Yes, yes, and yes. They dispense whiskey milk from the utters attached to their crotches!

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by smoosh

fun fact, cows are sacred in Hinduism...

soooo....

yeah

but in Americanism they are most delicious, so hunt on my American douche sista

I know they're sacred, but I was drawing parallels to white people culture. Jesus is sacred, so we eat his body and drink his blood. Cows are sacred, so you should, at the very least, consume their flesh.

[nyalpine90]

shimmy
hump day

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Aatish

Yes, yes, and yes. They dispense whiskey milk from the utters attached to their crotches!

This is starting to so awfully similar to a gay brothel.

[Aatish]

Originally Posted by Axius

This is starting to so awfully similar to a gay brothel.

We'll place a "no utter to mouth" policy.

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by Axius

This is starting to so awfully similar to a gay brothel.

How do you know?
















Oh wait...have you been talking to Shoei?

[1MOREMOD]

We have cowgirls in seattle. It's a bar with slutty dressed servers

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Aatish

We'll place a "no utter to mouth" policy.

Gonna have to make sure the bathroom stalls are reinforced titanium, don't want no damn glory holes in our classy establishment.

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

We have cowgirls in seattle. It's a bar with slutty dressed servers

I'm sure most cities have an establishment like that. A couple years ago, a few coworkers and I decided to pay the one in Cleveland a visit. We were just hanging out when I heard a girl call my name and run up to me from behind. I was like oh god, who could this be. When I turned around, I saw it was my buddy's little sister. Talk about an awkward moment.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

How do you know?


Oh wait...have you been talking to Shoei?

Don't lie, you know everyone in here has been to a gay brothel at LEAST once in their lifetime.

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

We have cowgirls in seattle. It's a bar with slutty dressed servers

We have Tilted Kilt, bunch of Irish themed slutty dressed servers.

[Aatish]

Tilted Kilt, Twin Peaks, Hooter's.

There was this one Indian establishment, which turned into a "dance bar" and later closed because of tax evasion.

[Axius]

Went to a Hooters not long ago in VA, it was decent. Never been to a Twin Peaks.