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      07-29-2016, 08:20 AM   #36213
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It's been real, no diseases or anything so would consider it a success.

F1 makes the weekend complete. Damn, that would have been one more persons belongings that I would have been able to split with him. Just need to remain patient I suppose.
Lol! You and Mr.SugarSkulls are on the top of my list to get my stuff. I'm going to sabotage anything that I leave to shoei and I'm going to haunt 1MOREMOD throughout eternity. He'll never be able to dial-in his suspension correctly...not that it matters that much for a driver of his caliber.

I think that covers most of my BP Will.
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      07-29-2016, 08:22 AM   #36214
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Your right I could have pogo stick suspension and still whip dat ass
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Your right I could have pogo stick suspension and still whip dat ass
Blah blah blah. I'll Chuck Yeager you. Whip dat ass in my car then switch cars and whip dat ass again.
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      07-29-2016, 08:27 AM   #36216
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Lol! You and Mr.SugarSkulls are on the top of my list to get my stuff. I'm going to sabotage anything that I leave to shoei and I'm going to haunt 1MOREMOD throughout eternity. He'll never be able to dial-in his suspension correctly...not that it matters that much for a driver of his caliber.

I think that covers most of my BP Will.
Yesssss! Victory! Before I was being greedy and leaving nothing to anyone, but since I'm included, you can have my motorbike and 50% of my fleshlight collection.
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      07-29-2016, 08:28 AM   #36217
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Blah blah blah. I'll Chuck Yeager you. Whip dat ass in my car then switch cars and whip dat ass again.
You must he huffing paint this am.
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      07-29-2016, 08:29 AM   #36218
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Yesssss! Victory! Before I was being greedy and leaving nothing to anyone, but since I'm included, you can have my motorbike and 50% of my fleshlight collection.
Yes!
We have to keep our stuff in circulation. The great collections of stuff assembled by great collectors of stuff, such as us, should not be lost.
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      07-29-2016, 08:33 AM   #36219
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You must he huffing paint this am.
Only caffeine.
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Yes!
We have to keep our stuff in circulation. The great collections of stuff assembled by great collectors of stuff, such as us, should not be lost.
Exactly! But this stuff cannot land in the wrong hands, the hands of those who know not what to do with stuff of such great importance and power. The stuff might get to their head and make them feel like they know stuff or something.
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Exactly! But this stuff cannot land in the wrong hands, the hands of those who know not what to do with stuff of such great importance and power. The stuff might get to their head and make them feel like they know stuff or something.
And we cannot let that happen!
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And we cannot let that happen!
Nothing worse than a person who pretends to know stuff with an inflated ego.


They deserve a good ol fashioned backhand!
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      07-29-2016, 08:44 AM   #36223
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They deserve a good ol fashioned backhand!
Or two.
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Or two.
Once with each hand. One for each cheek? The ol pimp placed backwards palm.



I like your style.
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      07-29-2016, 09:05 AM   #36226
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Once with each hand. One for each cheek? The ol pimp placed backwards palm.



I like your style.
Backhand, forehand. We can pimp slap AND work on our tennis game. This is the stuff I'm talking about.
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Backhand, forehand. We can pimp slap AND work on our tennis game. This is the stuff I'm talking about.
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Time for you to go pound some "Filipino Chocolate..." *shudders

No wonder you're so emo - Seattle... Enough said...

On the real though, not sure i8 is ideal for cross country and Bowser's already miserable in the backseat... Do you want your service dog to endure this for that many miles?
i8 is ideal for cross country. I've done a couple of 2000 mile round trips in mine with no problems. Well, except for all of the questioners during fuel stops.
Yes I'm sure but... You aren't a pansy unlike some other i8 owners who's name I won't mention... That may or may not rhyme with "Sugarskulls..."

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Backhand, forehand. We can pimp slap AND work on our tennis game. This is the stuff I'm talking about.
This is THE Stuff. Even capitalized the S. We are on our way to world domination. See you at the top buddy!
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Your right I could have pogo stick suspension and still whip dat ass
Blah blah blah. I'll Chuck Yeager you. Whip dat ass in my car then switch cars and whip dat ass again.
Holy hell... You're showing your age... I had to consult with the oracle as to chuck Yeager lol... And by oracle I mean Google...

Excellent... If your diseases don't kill you, you're ripe for the old folks home...
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Holy hell... You're showing your age... I had to consult with the oracle as to chuck Yeager lol... And by oracle I mean Google...

Excellent... If your diseases don't kill you, you're ripe for the old folks home...
I'm a student of history, beeeoch! The best is the best.

I'll be back. I gotta take more meds.
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