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      08-16-2016, 07:18 PM   #37291
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      08-16-2016, 07:19 PM   #37292
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      08-16-2016, 07:20 PM   #37293
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Nailed that meme, lol... Hilarious...
Thank you. I've been studying under your tutelage.
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      08-16-2016, 07:22 PM   #37294
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Nailed that meme, lol... Hilarious...
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Bitch - you must have forgotten a wonderful story about a certain fruit...?!?!

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      08-16-2016, 07:23 PM   #37295
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Ran 6 miles in the sun, sorry about the sock tan lines and we dont shave our legs up here.
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I was unaware that ankles could get hairy...
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I was unaware that ankles could get hairy...
That's not a tan line....it's a dirt line
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I was unaware that ankles could get hairy...
You're Chinese so you're lucky that way.
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      08-16-2016, 07:59 PM   #37299
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Are you currently accepting applications for new beneficiaries? I really only want your animals and MKSixer's GTS... I don't ask a lot. Terms are flexible!
Mr.SugarSkulls is running in 1st place because he can marry my daughter and pay for Georgetown Law School. PV = $350K-$400K

What terms are you offering?
I... won't do terrible things to your daughter in the bedroom? Surely a man of means such as yourself values respect over a measly law school bill.
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      08-16-2016, 08:05 PM   #37300
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Are you currently accepting applications for new beneficiaries? I really only want your animals and MKSixer's GTS... I don't ask a lot. Terms are flexible!
Mr.SugarSkulls is running in 1st place because he can marry my daughter and pay for Georgetown Law School. PV = $350K-$400K

What terms are you offering?
I... won't do terrible things to your daughter in the bedroom? Surely a man of means such as yourself values respect over a measly law school bill.
Nonsense!

I Will treat MKSixer daughter with the upmost respect and make sure she finishes grad/law school so I can stop working myself.

The beautiful half black, quarter white quarter Filipino babies will come AFTER her careers set up and going

Plus, he knows I won't come asking for him to cosign anything for me unless it's like...an aventador. Or a Bugatti.
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      08-16-2016, 08:09 PM   #37301
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Are you currently accepting applications for new beneficiaries? I really only want your animals and MKSixer's GTS... I don't ask a lot. Terms are flexible!
Mr.SugarSkulls is running in 1st place because he can marry my daughter and pay for Georgetown Law School. PV = $350K-$400K

What terms are you offering?
I... won't do terrible things to your daughter in the bedroom? Surely a man of means such as yourself values respect over a measly law school bill.
Nonsense!

I Will treat MKSixer daughter with the upmost respect and make sure she finishes grad/law school so I can stop working myself.

The beautiful half black, quarter white quarter Filipino babies will come AFTER her careers set up and going

Plus, he knows I won't come asking for him to cosign anything for me unless it's like...an aventador. Or a Bugatti.
Should be disqualified for Bugatti comment...
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I was unaware that ankles could get hairy...
You're Chinese so you're lucky that way.
I know your schtick is to try and drop nuggets on the regs on the forums, but at least get your races correct...

Before or after you braid your ankle hair, doesn't matter...
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Are you currently accepting applications for new beneficiaries? I really only want your animals and MKSixer's GTS... I don't ask a lot. Terms are flexible!
Mr.SugarSkulls is running in 1st place because he can marry my daughter and pay for Georgetown Law School. PV = $350K-$400K

What terms are you offering?
I... won't do terrible things to your daughter in the bedroom? Surely a man of means such as yourself values respect over a measly law school bill.
Nonsense!

I Will treat MKSixer with the upmost respect and make sure she finishes grad/law school so I can stop working myself.

The beautiful half black, quarter white quarter Filipino babies will come AFTER her careers set up and going
I just realized that this is an argument over MKSixer's daughter and not his stuff. I'll bow out, then. I'd make a bad lesbian... Fingerbanging is a lot of effort.
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      08-16-2016, 08:10 PM   #37304
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Are you currently accepting applications for new beneficiaries? I really only want your animals and MKSixer's GTS... I don't ask a lot. Terms are flexible!
Mr.SugarSkulls is running in 1st place because he can marry my daughter and pay for Georgetown Law School. PV = $350K-$400K

What terms are you offering?
I... won't do terrible things to your daughter in the bedroom? Surely a man of means such as yourself values respect over a measly law school bill.
The cost of the psyc bills he'll save alone would MORE than make up for that annual salary
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Are you currently accepting applications for new beneficiaries? I really only want your animals and MKSixer's GTS... I don't ask a lot. Terms are flexible!
Mr.SugarSkulls is running in 1st place because he can marry my daughter and pay for Georgetown Law School. PV = $350K-$400K

What terms are you offering?
I... won't do terrible things to your daughter in the bedroom? Surely a man of means such as yourself values respect over a measly law school bill.
Nonsense!

I Will treat MKSixer daughter with the upmost respect and make sure she finishes grad/law school so I can stop working myself.

The beautiful half black, quarter white quarter Filipino babies will come AFTER her careers set up and going

Plus, he knows I won't come asking for him to cosign anything for me unless it's like...an aventador. Or a Bugatti.
Should be disqualified for Bugatti comment...
Just mentioning cars I don't personally qualify for on my own. The aventador maybe if I downsized where I live/put down a substantial cap cost (which would affect my way of living for a year or two) - but def not the Bugatti. Don't meet required income.
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Hey shoei - so much for your theory about me living in a the country, passed by the Bentley dealership today
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Are you currently accepting applications for new beneficiaries? I really only want your animals and MKSixer's GTS... I don't ask a lot. Terms are flexible!
Mr.SugarSkulls is running in 1st place because he can marry my daughter and pay for Georgetown Law School. PV = $350K-$400K

What terms are you offering?
I... won't do terrible things to your daughter in the bedroom? Surely a man of means such as yourself values respect over a measly law school bill.
The cost of the psyc bills he'll save alone would MORE than make up for that annual salary
Makes no sense, you are right... A man who's made so many right decisions, all accumulated into one giant wrong decision...

It's like his repenting for all the correct choices he's made in his life...
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Hey shoei - so much for your theory about me living in a the country, passed by the Bentley dealership today
There are rich hicks too!
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I know your schtick is to try and drop nuggets on the regs on the forums, but at least get your races correct...

Before or after you braid your ankle hair, doesn't matter...
Why are you doing this to me?
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Hey shoei - so much for your theory about me living in a the country, passed by the Bentley dealership today
There are rich hicks too!
Nothing worse than a damn rich ass country redneck
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Are you currently accepting applications for new beneficiaries? I really only want your animals and MKSixer's GTS... I don't ask a lot. Terms are flexible!
Mr.SugarSkulls is running in 1st place because he can marry my daughter and pay for Georgetown Law School. PV = $350K-$400K

What terms are you offering?
I... won't do terrible things to your daughter in the bedroom? Surely a man of means such as yourself values respect over a measly law school bill.
Nonsense!

I Will treat MKSixer with the upmost respect and make sure she finishes grad/law school so I can stop working myself.

The beautiful half black, quarter white quarter Filipino babies will come AFTER her careers set up and going
I just realized that this is an argument over MKSixer's daughter and not his stuff. I'll bow out, then. I'd make a bad lesbian... Fingerbanging is a lot of effort.
Why would I want his stuff? I've got plenty of my own- so I'm not after it. I say you keep battling for it.

Btw- I seriously fucking hate the east coast. I'm ready to leave ASAP. This weather is shit. And everyone's so skinny here. I miss my thick booty west coast hoes.
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@Mr.SugarSkulls - dude, bring it south!

We invented big booty girls
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