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nyalpine90 · 03-08-2017, 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Aatish

It's a couple of days if your car sits in the sun.

she sits outside all day

Axius · 03-08-2017, 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

Fuck you, Ax. I'm getting white.

LOL, I might get white, but I don't know. Gonna see how this year goes and maybe get an SUV when it turns to fall. Gotta get my gears in order.

Biorin · 03-08-2017, 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by smoosh

there's a delicious spot right in between DuPont and Admo in DC...beautiful building, gourmet food...an absolutely "bed-rocking" experience... (see attached map)

in fact, now that I think about it, I'm there now...naked, stroking my penis...come thru

m'lady

Contrary to Mr Tonka's beliefs, I can't actually provide you with the dick in the ass you so desperately crave. I'm sure someone else would be happy to oblige.

trvplvrdBOI · 03-08-2017, 02:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Biorin

Contrary to Mr Tonka's beliefs, I can't actually provide you with the dick in the ass you so desperately crave. I'm sure someone else would be happy to oblige.

SHEESH.

Axius · 03-08-2017, 02:47 PM

Sounds like a job for Ambiorix.

Aatish · 03-08-2017, 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by nyalpine90

she sits outside all day

Ehh, if it was sunny and warm this week, I'd say go for it. But, I'd still wait.

Joekerr · 03-08-2017, 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Biorin

Contrary to Mr Tonka's beliefs, I can't actually provide you with the dick in the ass you so desperately crave. I'm sure someone else would be happy to oblige.

I was going to say don't count on anyone here, but then I saw the below. And I laughed. Because it was probably true.

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Originally Posted by Axius

Sounds like a job for Ambiorix.

Mr Tonka · 03-08-2017, 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by nyalpine90

no way...i thought it was couple of days

thanks by the way

I've you've left it in a low humidity direct sun environment for all 3 days, you're likely good to go. But since NYC, i second the week time frame.

Down here 3 days does the trick. Lots of sun though.

Mr Tonka · 03-08-2017, 03:07 PM

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Originally Posted by smoosh

aren't kidney stones supposed to cause pain though? I haven't experienced any pain...I'm thinking the test was just a fluke, or some minor form of UTI...

but at least kidney stones are usually temporary...going down for another test next week, fingers crossed

You can have a kidney stone in your kidney and not feel any pain. They are painful to pass, not so much to carry around in the kidney.

Once they start traveling, find the nearest cliff and drive off of it.

Mr Tonka · 03-08-2017, 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Biorin

Contrary to Mr Tonka's beliefs, I can't actually provide you with the dick in the ass you so desperately crave. I'm sure someone else would be happy to oblige.

Why the modesty all of a sudden? Besides, cocaine god mothers can make just about anyone ram their dick in just about anyone's ass on command. No?

trvplvrdBOI · 03-08-2017, 03:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Why the modesty all of a sudden? Besides, cocaine god mothers can make just about anyone ram their dick in just about anyone's ass on command. No?

SHEESH.

Joekerr · 03-08-2017, 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Why the modesty all of a sudden? Besides, cocaine god mothers can make just about anyone ram their dick in just about anyone's ass on command. No?

*crickets*

*crickets*

That's all I hear Joe...anything you feel you need to confess? BP OT is listening.

Judgment will be swift and painful, but I'm appointing Moddie as the person to deliver judgment, so it will be over quickly. After all, he appears to be a man of few words.

Strong silent type I suppose. Or just an introvert like me.

Mr Tonka · 03-08-2017, 04:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Joekerr

*crickets*

*crickets*

That's all I hear Joe...anything you feel you need to confess? BP OT is listening.

Judgment will be swift and painful, but I'm appointing Moddie as the person to deliver judgment, so it will be over quickly. After all, he appears to be a man of few words.

Strong silent type I suppose. Or just an introvert like me.

I heard someone say SHEESH. That counts for something other than crickets.

Joekerr · 03-08-2017, 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

I heard someone say SHEESH. That counts for something other than crickets.

True, but he was wise beyond his not very many years not to comment any further.

And in no world could "Sheesh" be construed as agreeing with your original comment.

Edit - I have a stupid question for you to respond to in the firearms thread.

UncleWede · 03-08-2017, 04:11 PM

At the risk of taking over for jgoens and Skunkwerks I need to know what company makes the gas masks for gophers. I want to buy majority stock and either a) profit on how many they must be selling or b) run it into the ground so I can successfully clear my yard of the little buggers with my smoke sticks that actually had me laying in bed dizzy and sick Saturday afternoon.

1MOREMOD · 03-08-2017, 04:15 PM

I have a spare russian one you can use

Mr Tonka · 03-08-2017, 04:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Joekerr

True, but he was wise beyond his not very many years not to comment any further.

And in no world could "Sheesh" be construed as agreeing with your original comment.

Edit - I have a stupid question for you to respond to in the firearms thread.

The guy that said sheesh actually APPOINTED her at the Cocaine god mother of BP OT. He doesn't have to agree, he knows what cocaine god mothers are capable of.

Axius · 03-08-2017, 04:26 PM

..., may I have some of said cocaine? Asking for a friend.

Joekerr · 03-08-2017, 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

..., may I have some of said cocaine? Asking for a friend.

After knowing what the god mother supplying said cocaine will make you do (according to Tonka anyways)...you still want some?

Interesting....

Axius · 03-08-2017, 05:15 PM

..., yes please. Cocaine now. Delivery or pick up only? Just want a key, not some crazy amount.

Aatish · 03-08-2017, 05:49 PM

If only I still served...

///M Power-Belgium · 03-08-2017, 06:02 PM

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Originally Posted by smoosh

had a urinalysis done and test came back with a tiny bit of blood present in urine...I'm a male, so it's a bit confusing why there was blood in urine

any of you know what it could mean/has it happened to you before?? perhaps UTI? (though I didn't have symptoms of UTI)

Bhai..Do you have high blood pressure ?

Kidneys suffer from high blood pressure and cause blood in your urine.
No big deal..

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