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      04-20-2017, 12:31 PM   #49985
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      04-20-2017, 01:15 PM   #49986
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Unless shes fat, then she's probably looking like the dude in the pic.
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      04-20-2017, 05:44 PM   #49987
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Unless shes fat, then she's probably looking like the dude in the pic.
Or worse
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      04-20-2017, 05:56 PM   #49988
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      04-20-2017, 05:57 PM   #49989
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Unless shes fat, then she's probably looking like the dude in the pic.
She has a sexy name too, Natalia.
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      04-20-2017, 06:08 PM   #49990
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Where did everyone go?
Work , gym and fuck .
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      04-20-2017, 06:21 PM   #49991
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Where did everyone go?
Work , gym and fuck .
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Plus test driving random cars (STI, focus RS, camaro ss). Cause waiting on an M2 is painful lol.
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      04-20-2017, 06:28 PM   #49992
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Also sort of an extreme way to dump Belgie. I would have thought she would have considered less extreme measures.
Typical Caesar Roman talk !

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      04-20-2017, 07:58 PM   #49993
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      04-21-2017, 07:23 AM   #49994
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She has a sexy name too, Natalia.
She is a very nice lady. Kind of reminds me of Pam from The Office.
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Unless shes fat, then she's probably looking like the dude in the pic.
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      04-21-2017, 08:28 AM   #49996
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Hey! Where the heck ya been? What's been going on?
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Hey! Where the heck ya been? What's been going on?
Oh, you know, same old. Just trying to eliminate distractions so I can be super productive at work! What about you?
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      04-21-2017, 08:42 AM   #49998
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Oh, you know, same old. Just trying to eliminate distractions so I can be super productive at work! What about you?
I fully understand. I am having the same challenge!! I'm able to concentrate for 20 or thirty minutes but stuff keeps popping up that takes me off the path. Any suggestions on overcoming this? My week has been pure crap.
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Seriously, I've been up to my neck in work, haven't had much time to post lately.


Short deadline on a huge project for my client. Looking at about $1B in revenue, if I don't get my shit together corporate is gonna throw the hammer!
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Short deadline on a huge project for my client. Looking at about $1B in revenue, if I don't get my shit together corporate is gonna throw the hammer!
What is it about this week? It's literally from sun-up to mid-night. Unreal. This is NOT the Stuff I want.
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Seriously, I've been up to my neck in work, haven't had much time to post lately.


Short deadline on a huge project for my client. Looking at about $1B in revenue, if I don't get my shit together corporate is gonna throw the hammer!
Don't you mainly watch porn at work
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What is it about this week? It's literally from sun-up to mid-night. Unreal. This is NOT the Stuff I want.
I don't know, but if we lose this job, I'm back on the streets strokin' for dollars and pokin for hollars.

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I fully understand. I am having the same challenge!! I'm able to concentrate for 20 or thirty minutes but stuff keeps popping up that takes me off the path. Any suggestions on overcoming this? My week has been pure crap.
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