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[itsrichierich]

Originally Posted by infinitekidM2C

One of those Lexus things? F or whatver?

Lexus ISF is definitely on my radar but they are super rare to come by. Buddy has a 2011 with 180k miles and has been nothing but perfect for him.

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by itsrichierich

Lexus ISF is definitely on my radar but they are super rare to come by. Buddy has a 2011 with 180k miles and has been nothing but perfect for him.

I still have the 77 Beetle I might be willing to part with. Fuel Injected, baby

[//Melon]

Originally Posted by itsrichierich

If it wasn't an F30 335i, what would you guys consider? Prefer something that's auto, 4 doors and has some umph to it when it comes to power.

[1MOREMOD]

Bent down at work or rather squatted down and blew the ass outta my pants. Whole ass crack gone.

[upstatedoc]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Bent down at work or rather squatted down and blew the ass outta my pants. Whole ass crack gone.

Sharted or just massive glutes?

[fiveohwblow]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Bent down at work or rather squatted down and blew the ass outta my pants. Whole ass crack gone.

Put on a COVID couple?

[fiveohwblow]

Originally Posted by itsrichierich

If it wasn't an F30 335i, what would you guys consider? Prefer something that's auto, 4 doors and has some umph to it when it comes to power.

I have my F30 335i sitting at 55k miles and considering selling it. I was looking into an E90 M3 but I feel like I would not enjoy it as much as the F30 since I use it for work and some track days.

A consideration was a Wrx STI but don't want to deal with manual gearbox with Southern California traffic.

Why not a g20 with a b58? Absolutely beasts comparatively to the n55. The front end isn’t nearly as obtusely offensive as the g8x...

[1MOREMOD]

Originally Posted by upstatedoc

Sharted or just massive glutes?

Neither unfortunately. Just older linen pants that gave up.

[1MOREMOD]

Originally Posted by fiveohwblow

Put on a COVID couple?

Down 15 actually also not good due to divorce.

[fiveohwblow]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Down 15 actually also not good due to divorce.

Shit man... losing a wife is no fun, but then your PANTS TOO?


I recommend you remain pantless to show the world you are tired of its tricks.

[1MOREMOD]

I worked for about an hour in professional capacity with blown out pants then went a bought a pair for rest of day. Yeah divorce sucks, no reason to remarry now at almost 50.

[F30lolz]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Bent down at work or rather squatted down and blew the ass outta my pants. Whole ass crack gone.

Pics of crack or gtfo.

Also, haven’t read about your divorce situation. Sorry man, I couldn’t imagine but hope things are looking good for you. Stay away from Russian chicks.

[1MOREMOD]

Coulda been the gas.

[1MOREMOD]

Originally Posted by F30lolz

Pics of crack or gtfo.

Also, haven’t read about your divorce situation. Sorry man, I couldn’t imagine but hope things are looking good for you. Stay away from Russian chicks.

Yeah not good surprise divorce after 12 years together. Not cool, but done with financially and legally now. Not ideal being almost 50 looking again but I have solid job, no kids and decent looking so should be alright.

[upstatedoc]

That's a major blowout

[1MOREMOD]

Interested in a PM from someone who knows about home security. Breach prevention, alarm systems, cameras, safe room set up and things of that nature.

[Joekerr]

This morning, after the first snow fall, I knew I was in for a treat on the roads, watching everyone else drive.

Sure enough, I was not disappointed. Though the one that stood out, was this one exceptionally bright individual in a Jeep. We were both sitting at the stoplight, I was in the inside right hand turn lane, and he was on the second/outside right hand turn lane.

The lane I'm turning into clears, but his isn't quite clear yet (but will be soon) and I see him start to lead off, as I'm starting to move as well. The F&F phrase "too soon junior" immediately jumps to mind, since I know he's not going to make it.

At this point, I'm quite certain I'm about to witness a dogshit like attempt at driving, so I back off, and sure enough, this induhvidual pulls right into the inside right lane (my lane) rather than his own, and was rewarded with a nice long blast of the horn from me.

No surprises. Winter tires are hopefully going on today for my wife's car...mine desperately need to go on so I'll get the next available date from my mechanic.

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

so I'll get the next available date from my mechanic.

When I was your age, we changed our own damn tires #whippersnappers


This snow thing though, tell me more about this. . .

[Merami fan]

Originally Posted by fiveohwblow

Precisely my thoughts when I log in now.

How do we fix this problem?

Originally Posted by King Rudi

Fountain of youth? It seems that the younger demographic of BMW owners has left.

Under-30 reporting in! Seeing all this talk about kids and divorce has me feeling out of place... Not married and kids aren't even on my radar, much less reaching driving age.

[upstatedoc]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Interested in a PM from someone who knows about home security. Breach prevention, alarm systems, cameras, safe room set up and things of that nature.

Stalker?

[1MOREMOD]

No just want house to be little more of a challenge to mess with

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

When I was your age, we changed our own damn tires #whippersnappers


This snow thing though, tell me more about this. . .

Sometimes I do, sometimes I get lazy. But these ones are not on rims, so these I obviously don't do.

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

No just want house to be little more of a challenge to mess with

Maybe you re-watch Home Alone series? That's my two cents anyways. Keep the change you filthy animal.