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      12-10-2018, 11:48 AM   #23
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Dog fucking a football

That looked like a dog fucking a football
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      12-10-2018, 01:51 PM   #26
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Some that I use on regular basis are:

Asshat - in reference to someone
Flock of Seaguls - referencing someone who is all over the place either mentally or physically
Fuckery - in reference to a situation or someone's actions
Black Hole of Need - in reference to a needy ass person
Cosby Colada - I don't think this needs an explanation
Bastardo - I used to work with Italians and this was used so often that it gets thrown out every time some form of fuckery is had.

In reference to work related tasks - Clusterfuck, "There's a joke about mokey's and foot balls in here somewhere" (in relation to the statement of "a monkey fucking a football"), "It's gone tits up" (as in drowning) "of course they did" or "why wouldn't they" when someone is explaining something stupid someone else did.

Also: Fuck Stain, Cock Lover, Ball Cupper, Shaft Stroker, Cum Catcher, Skin Flute, Knuckle Catcher (as in someone who gets anal fisted), Grease of a tit hair, puss of a butt zit....there are plenty more, let me think on it.

In relation to being inebriated, I tend to use: "I've gone sideways", "I can see around corners" and "Off my tits"

There are many in reference to female genitalia....I may wait to post, these are extremely offensive.
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      12-10-2018, 02:34 PM   #27
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we have something similar to fuckstain in turkish too!
if someone is being extremely thick about something you just ask "were you born off your dad's kleenex"
it's funnier in turkish i swear
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      12-10-2018, 04:28 PM   #28
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That looked like a dog fucking a football
My old boss loved to tell people "get down from there, you guys look like a couple of monkeys fucking a football"
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phisnaros

Can be used for either gender.....oh, he got hit right in the phisnaros.....you get the idea
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      12-10-2018, 07:37 PM   #30
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      12-10-2018, 07:40 PM   #31
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thx

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      12-10-2018, 07:50 PM   #32
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      12-10-2018, 07:58 PM   #33
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I’ve lately been enjoying telling people to:
- fuck off entirely.
- eat all of the dicks.
- jump up their own assholes.
Also calling them:
- fuckhole
- cuntpocket
- dildo (you can add any adjective to this one depending on the flavor you’re going for. I stick with any adjective you’d use for food or a horse)
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      12-10-2018, 09:18 PM   #34
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The unit of measurement used by some in carpentry of a "c*nt-hair" always amused me.

"Slide it over a c-hair, would ya?"
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The unit of measurement used by some in carpentry of a "c*nt-hair" always amused me.

"Slide it over a c-hair, would ya?"
I forgot about that one, you can be more specific with your measurements by indicating a blonde one for shorter measure or a red one for a thicker measurement.
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Dick cheese.....multiple uses.
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I love English but it is way too limited when it comes to foul language. Polish has like 3 or 4 different words just for "fuck" alone.
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my friend's dad once said my hair looks like a homeless guy's pubes
i really needed a haircut though so i don't blame him
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On a Dutch forum one of the guys came up with 'transsexual horselover' about ten years ago. We don't use it anymore because of animal rights and stuff overhere.

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I had a boss awhile back that would "pen fuck" documents he reviewed. "So I'm taking the first draft up to the XO to get "pen fucked."
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"cum guzzling gutter slut" was one we used back in the day to describe anyone we didnt like.
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"NUB" (pronouced 'nuh-b')

Definition: Non Useful Body. AKA, someone who isn't yet qualified on submarines and as such, is unable to stand watch, perform PM's, or do anything useful.

In a sentence: "Tell that fucking nub to get off his ass and get studying!"


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