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05-07-2020, 07:19 PM | #3874 |
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I didn't even know she was still alive & kickin. She's nasty.
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05-08-2020, 09:47 AM | #3879 |
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05-08-2020, 10:40 AM | #3881 |
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I thought it was about stoner cops. :
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05-09-2020, 08:40 PM | #3882 |
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05-13-2020, 12:59 PM | #3883 |
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I got a teeth extraction today and must confess, that the pain after the local anesthesia has gone is more than expected. 12 days to go before they pulling the strings.
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05-13-2020, 04:22 PM | #3884 |
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When it became clear that this work from home arrangement was going to be a long term thing, my wife sat me down to have a discussion about redistribution of living arrangements and responsibilities. We agreed that i would work on the second floor of the home (where we have a home office) and she would take the first floor. Each of us responsible for keeping our floor clean.
During this conversation, she was particularly clear that the most important thing was that i make the bed. So...this bed is getting made, but in the evening shortly before she comes up and sees it 😬 |
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05-13-2020, 04:26 PM | #3885 |
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You have a job that messes up the sheets or she adding stuff into the bill like a lib
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05-13-2020, 04:39 PM | #3886 |
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05-13-2020, 04:40 PM | #3887 |
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05-13-2020, 04:48 PM | #3889 |
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05-13-2020, 05:32 PM | #3890 |
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05-13-2020, 06:56 PM | #3891 |
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It's a fair trade because the kitchen is on the first floor, which means she gets cooking duties. Come to think of it, if I don't make the bed, she won't find out until she's already fed me so the chances of retaliation are low
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05-14-2020, 05:25 AM | #3893 |
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Oh hell no!
When I had my veneers done, the Aesthetic Dentist gave me some of those. Told me to take one every 6 hours. I took one on Monday about 1:00pm after getting home....and didn't/couldn't get up until around the same time Tuesday. Missed work and I had planned on working the next day. It was Wednesday before my head felt right. When I had my next follow-up with her, I bought the bottle of pills back. She said we couldn't flush them, so we ended up putting them in the Hazardous Waste bin in her office. I'm sensitive to a lot of stuff...caffeine, etc. I have probably taken less than 30 Tylenol my entire Adult life. Never again will I do that.
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05-14-2020, 08:50 AM | #3894 |
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Well, the night was more quiet than expected, the very good news is, that I hadnt took any of the Iboprufen pills, wasnt necessary at the end. A deep look to the surgeons field revealed a minimum swollen spot and just a few strings with knots.
So all in all I am very pleased with the doctors work. Well, the very fat bill would come up into a few months when some implants are onto my dance card but thanks to my extra teeth insurance most of the costs would be carried from them.
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