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      02-22-2017, 08:44 AM   #11441
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Yes, yes, and yes. They dispense whiskey milk from the utters attached to their crotches!
This is starting to so awfully similar to a gay brothel.
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This is starting to so awfully similar to a gay brothel.
We'll place a "no utter to mouth" policy.
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This is starting to so awfully similar to a gay brothel.
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Oh wait...have you been talking to Shoei?
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We have cowgirls in seattle. It's a bar with slutty dressed servers
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We'll place a "no utter to mouth" policy.
Gonna have to make sure the bathroom stalls are reinforced titanium, don't want no damn glory holes in our classy establishment.
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We have cowgirls in seattle. It's a bar with slutty dressed servers
I'm sure most cities have an establishment like that. A couple years ago, a few coworkers and I decided to pay the one in Cleveland a visit. We were just hanging out when I heard a girl call my name and run up to me from behind. I was like oh god, who could this be. When I turned around, I saw it was my buddy's little sister. Talk about an awkward moment.
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How do you know?


Oh wait...have you been talking to Shoei?
Don't lie, you know everyone in here has been to a gay brothel at LEAST once in their lifetime.

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We have cowgirls in seattle. It's a bar with slutty dressed servers
We have Tilted Kilt, bunch of Irish themed slutty dressed servers.
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Tilted Kilt, Twin Peaks, Hooter's.

There was this one Indian establishment, which turned into a "dance bar" and later closed because of tax evasion.
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Went to a Hooters not long ago in VA, it was decent. Never been to a Twin Peaks.
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Went to a Hooters not long ago in VA, it was decent. Never been to a Twin Peaks.
Some of my sales guys say Twin Peaks is the place to go. I've never been.
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Some of my sales guys say Twin Peaks is the place to go. I've never been.
I don't see any located in OH. Bummer!
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Supposedly the wings are really good.
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I don't see any located in OH. Bummer!
I know. I always give my sales guys shit when I see Twin Peaks charges on their credit cards. And they always rub it in. Lol
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Supposedly the wings are really good.
Is there one out by you?
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Supposedly the wings are really good.
I feel like this is the first thing anyone says about any place that has slutty waitresses. Legit first thing ever heard about Hooters was the wings are good, now this place..., never had wings at Tilted Kilt....,

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I know. I always give my sales guys shit when I see Twin Peaks charges on their credit cards. And they always rub it in. Lol

Is there one out by you?
I kind of want to try it now..., road trip!
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I kind of want to try it now..., road trip!
I just hope it isn't so hyped that the actually experience turns out to be disappointing. Lol
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      02-22-2017, 03:01 PM   #11456
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I just hope it isn't so hyped that the actually experience turns out to be disappointing. Lol
Literally almost typed this also. I mean, Hooters and Tilted aren't worthy of a road trip.


Fuck it, would rather just get wings at a titty bar or something.
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Fuck it, would rather just go to a titty bar.
We both know you're not going for the wings. So I FTFY.
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I know. I always give my sales guys shit when I see Twin Peaks charges on their credit cards. And they always rub it in. Lol

Is there one out by you?
Yeah. Right next to Naf Naf. Always packed full of bikers and construction workers.

Their wings are better than hooters, IMO. That said, Buffalo Wings and Rings still has the best wings, IMO.
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We both know you're not going for the wings. So I FTFY.
Uhhh yes I do. I also read Hustler for the articles.
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We both know you're not going for the wings. So I FTFY.
Apparently there are a few strip clubs here that offer high quality lunch included with a cover charge. One of my sales reps keeps asking me to go with her.
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Uhhh yes I do. I also read Hustler for the articles.
And you've subscribed to Playboy since they've gone non-nude now too, huh?
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Apparently there are a few strip clubs here that offer high quality lunch included with a cover charge. One of my sales reps keeps asking me to go with her.
Wow, that sounds like a rough life you have. "My sales rep, that happens to be a female, wants to take me to a strip club to eat lunch and enjoy the view. But I don't wanna. Waaa "
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And you've subscribed to Playboy since they've gone non-nude now too, huh?

Wow, that sounds like a rough life you have. "My sales rep, that happens to be a female, wants to take me to a strip club to eat lunch and enjoy the view. But I don't wanna. Waaa "
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